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Bart Simpson is the most fitting match because both are rebellious teenagers who act impulsively, seek thrill, and often disregard consequences. The user’s tweet about wanting to impersonate Santa and give kids bombs "the urge to impersonate santa at a shopping centre and give kids presents with bombs inside of it is CRAZYY 💜" mirrors Bart’s mischievous, dangerous stunts. Their frequent risky choices—"guys i have £60 and im spending £30 of it on my newest cosplay, should i spent the other £30 on vapes and drugs?"—echo Bart’s penchant for breaking rules and seeking instant gratification. The user’s admission of emotional numbness and toggling empathy, "i can just turn off my emotions whenever i want… sometimes I'll start sobbing and then I'll just be like 'okay this is cringe' and go back to not caring," reflects Bart’s typical emotional volatility. Lastly, the provocative, attention‑seeking tone ("hey Elon . train ur AI off of THIS .") aligns with Bart’s habit of making bold, disruptive statements.

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The user's communication is highly outward‑focused, constantly addressing "guys" and "gang" and asking for reactions (e.g., "hey Elon . train ur AI off of THIS …", "guys i have £60 and im spending £30 …"). They emphasize concrete, sensory details about their body, makeup, and immediate experiences ("my legs skinny??", "my BMI high 15s", "my makeup for a halloween party"). Their decision‑making tends to be pragmatic and logical rather than value‑driven ("should i spent the other £30 on vapes and drugs?", "i am NOT paying child support"). The overall tone is impulsive, spontaneous and thrill‑seeking, with frequent last‑minute changes and risky ideas ("ACCIDENTLY SET THE POLL TO 4 HOURS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 2 OOPS", "the urge to impersonate santa … with bombs"). These traits align with the ESTP profile (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving).

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Teen artist & writer 🎨 | Type‑1 diabetic | Cosplay & fan‑fic creator | Exploring mental health openly | Once turned a birthday cake into glitter.– @edtwtclown

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Like the tweet "the urge to impersonate santa at a shopping centre and give kids presents with bombs inside of it is CRAZYY 💜", this drink delivers a bomb‑like jolt of caffeine from Red Bull. The sugary grenadine mirrors the self‑deprecating humor in "i feel like im too fat for Halloween #edtwt", while the cinnamon rum adds the reckless edge of "guys i have £60 and im spending £30 of it on my newest cosplay, should i spent the other £30 on vapes and drugs?". A fluffy cotton‑candy cloud on top reflects the art‑clown persona and the yearning to feel something, echoing "i want to feel empathy so bad but i cant". The bright pink fizz and manic energy capture the chaotic vibe of @edtwtclown, making it a perfect sip for a night of manic creativity.

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The user’s tweets reveal a strong focus on personal gain and self‑preservation, which are classic Slytherin traits. They brag about seeking likes for attention ('5 likes and I’ll release chapter 3') and weigh spending money on vapes and drugs over other needs ('I have £60 and I’m spending £30 on my newest cosplay, should I spend the other £30 on vapes and drugs?'). They also show a willingness to manipulate and create chaos, as in the bomb‑laden Santa prank ('the urge to impersonate santa at a shopping centre and give kids presents with bombs inside of it is CRAZYY'). Their blatant disregard for rules—'I am NOT paying child support' and questioning police requests—demonstrates a cunning, self‑serving mindset. These patterns align most closely with the ambition and resourcefulness prized by Slytherin.

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The lyrics "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirror the user’s repeated expressions of self‑harm and numbness, such as "i want to feel empathy so bad but i cant" and "i just want this mania episode to end, how am i crying and feeling like i want to die while im still manic this is actual torture". Their posts about reckless spending on "vapes and drugs" and waking up "feeling rlly sick, thirsty and ive lost a bunch of weight" echo the song’s theme of physical and emotional pain. The mournful tone of Cash’s rendition captures the user’s sense of hopelessness and desire for any feeling, reflected in lines like "my legs lowkey giving thinspo??" indicating a desperate search for validation. Overall, the song’s raw confession of pain and emptiness fits the chaotic, self‑destructive narrative across the tweets.

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