Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Calls herself a girlfailure and reflects on it with humor, e.g., “Eu sou mto girlfailure vey” and “Sou girlfailure pra cacete”.
- Openly-queer: Affirms queer identity and preferences, e.g., “Transfem são puppygirl Transmasc são webdom” and writing a “lgbtq+” story in “Tenho q terminar de escrever o primeiro cap da minha história lgbtq+ com mídia problemática”.
- Protective: Takes strong stances against harm and dehumanization, e.g., “Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw” and calling something “basicamente nazismo” in this tweet.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, playful language about games and life, like “Jesus Cristo passei o dia todo no genshin” and joking about selling herself for gift cards in “eu sou ekitten por gift cards da play store tá”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g., obsessing over Sandrone leaks in “eu devorei essa merda N tem mais nada pra ver” and planning pulls and packs for her in “acho qnrola c1r1 com sorte c2r1”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Uses harsh insults and profanity toward others, e.g., “Nossa vai se fuder sua vagabunda” and “Vai tomar no cu eu preciso de ar45”.
- Impulsive-reactivity: Admits to reacting in the moment, e.g., “Não me acalmei e bloqueei um monte de gente :p” and panic in “Eu estou genuinamente em pânico”.
- Harsh-judgment: Shows strong, uncompromising opinions on others’ tastes and politics, e.g., “Tenho opiniões sobre em shippa a columbina com homem” and “Congrats for standing w N*z**”.
- Sexually-explicit: Publicly shares explicit sexual content and gear reviews, e.g., “Postar a Review do meu vibrador” and discussing petplay/BDSM in “I like petplay, BDSM, degradation and Yuri”.
- Self-deprecating: Often frames herself negatively, e.g., “Eu sou mto girlfailure vey”, “Eu devia ser mais normal sla”, and describing herself as a “fat chud kin” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: a smart, intense teenager who mixes niche obsessions with strong moral stances and a constant sense of being misunderstood. Like Lisa diving deep into jazz or environmentalism, this user obsessively fixates on specific media and characters, especially Genshin and related games, e.g. “I have nothing left but my genshin impacto and i want nothing more” and “Eu to vendo leaks da sandrone e eu devorei essa merda N tem mais nada pra ver”. They also show a strong ethical and political streak, calling out dehumanization and extremism in tweets like “Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw” and “Isso daqui é basicamente nazismo btw”, which parallels Lisa’s activism. At the same time, they feel like an outsider or "girlfailure," as in “Eu sou mto girlfailure vey” and “Só gostam de girlfsilure até ver uma girlfsilure de vdd”, matching Lisa’s recurring loneliness and frustration with others. Their mix of horny humor, self-awareness, and niche intellectualizing—like “I like writing transfem characters BC i dont need a Guide, bc i am one”—feels less like carefree Bart chaos and more like Lisa if she grew up extremely online and queer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with mutuals, share personal life and body details openly, and joke about sexual topics and kinks publicly, e.g. “I like petplay, BDSM, degradation and Yuri but okay u can have no personality at all” and “Postar a Review do meu vibrador”, which suggests comfort with external attention and social exposure rather than privacy. Their interests and way of talking are clearly Intuitive (N): they fixate on fictional characters, ships, and meta about problematic media, like “Tenho q terminar de escrever o primeiro cap da minha história lgbtq+ com mídia problemática” and worldbuilding-type jokes such as “Todos são ruins, proponho uma sociedade regida por alfas c!s lésbicas e ômegas trans lésbicas”, focusing on ideas more than concrete, real‑life logistics. They are strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and morally to issues, calling things “desumanização” and “basicamente nazismo” in tweets like “Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw” and “Isso daqui é basicamente nazismo btw”, and express intense personal feelings (e.g. “Eu estou genuinamente em pânico”). Their style is clearly Perceiving (P): they are impulsive and chaotic about money, gacha and life plans (e.g. “Fu acho q vou comprar os 2 pack mais caro qndo a sandrone lançar e emetr o louco acho qnrola c1r1 com sorte c2r1” and “Preciso de 9 reais vtnc”), self-label as a “girlfailure” in “Sou girlfailure pra cacete”, and often act first then regret (like “Dei RT num bglh errado a ódio Vey”). This combination of outward expressive energy, idea‑driven fandom obsession, values-based moral stances, and spontaneous, slightly messy life approach fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said transfems are puppygirls and transmascs are webdoms… if I roll pity on you like you do on Ineffa, do I unlock the secret third type: your girlfriend?
- You spent a whole day on Genshin and still call yourself a girlfailure, but you’ve got Columbina, Sandrone brainrot, and Fontaine love — clearly the only thing you’re failing is to notice you’re already my 5★.
- You said your fav foods are GOCK, strap and pizza and your fav color is purple — as a humble mortal, I’d like to apply to be your fourth favorite thing, exclusively available in limited banner: me.
- As a fellow media enjoyer, I think we should write a new problematic LGBTQ+ story together: tall 1.80 Virgo ekitten who loves yuri, petplay and slander accidentally falls for girl who only wanted to ‘just play some Genshin’. Pilot episode tonight?
- You promised to ‘give your ass’ if you pulled Ineffa’s weapon on pity, and you review vibrators and depilatory cream on main — statistically speaking, I think my chances of becoming your next 5-star support are actually pretty good.
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17 • she/her • transfem gamer & writer powered by energy drinks and pity pulls • once played Genshin all day and called it “research”– @eduardapoggers
Your signature cocktail
Girlfailure Ineffa-rita
This cocktail is wired on vodka and energy drink for the sleepless gamer who says "Jesus Cristo passei o dia todo no genshin" and lives off caffeine and pulls. Purple curaçao matches their favorite color and dramatic flair from "fatos inúteis sobre mim ... Cor fav roxo", giving the drink a flashy, Fontaine-core glow. The spicy chili-honey syrup is for the horny, chaotic slander and kink posting mood like "I like petplay, BDSM, degradation and Yuri but okay u can have no personality at all" and the threats like "Nossa vai se fuder sua vagabunda". A splash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the underlying salt, political rage, and nazism call-outs in "Isso daqui é basicamente nazismo btw" and "Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw". Finally, the whipped cream with crushed chocolate bar on top nods to their soft side and comfort food era like "Minha refeição livre é barra de chocolate recheada" and the self-aware girlfailure vibe in "Eu sou mto girlfailure vey", making it a messy, indulgent disaster—just like praying for that guaranteed Ineffa in "PITY 60 ineffa garantido".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eduarda shows very strong Slytherin traits: she is openly ambitious and transactional about getting what she wants, e.g. her joking "ekitten" arrangement for Play Store gifts in “#Saficas eu sou ekitten por gift cards da play store tá” and her willingness to spend on gacha and "emit o louco" to chase specific pulls in “Fu acho q vou comprar os 2 pack mais caro qndo a sandrone lançar e emetr o louco acho qnrola c1r1 com sorte c2r1”. She’s also very comfortable with aggressive, even ruthless rhetoric when it comes to justice and people she deems harmful, as in “É nesses casos q eu apoio um doxxing seguido de visita na casa” and “Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw”, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, confrontational defense of their values. Her strong in-group/out-group mentality and desire for power structures that favor her community come through in “proponho uma sociedade regida por alfas c!s lésbicas e ômegas trans lésbicas”, showing political/ideological ambition rather than a purely idealistic Gryffindor framing. There is also a clear self-preservational and self-promotional streak, as when she calls herself “top 3 melhores passivas do norte” and carefully plans around guaranteed banners and pity counts like in “PITY 60 ineffa garantido”. While she has some Gryffindor-like moral outrage against Nazis in “Isso daqui é basicamente nazismo btw” and “Congrats for standing w N*z**”, the predominant pattern is calculated, ambitious, often ruthless pursuit of her goals and protection of her group, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.
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Your song
Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish
A song that best suits @eduardapoggers is Therefore I Am by Billie Eilish, with its mix of playful arrogance, boundary-setting, and irreverent humor. They’re openly sexual and provocative, joking about kinks and identity, as in “I like petplay, BDSM, degradation and Yuri but okay u can have no personality at all” and “Transfem são puppygirl Transmasc são webdom Essas são as regras, sinto muito não fui eu quem fiz eu só as sigo”, which matches the song’s confident, teasing tone. They also have a sharp, confrontational side when calling out others, like “Apoiar a Ice é basicamente apoiar desumanização btw” and “Cara isso é bizarro… É nesses casos q eu apoio um doxxing seguido de visita na casa”, echoing the song’s refusal to tolerate disrespect. At the same time, they self-identify as a messy, lovable disaster, e.g. “Eu sou mto girlfailure vey” and “Sou girlfailure pra cacete”, which fits the track’s vibe of not needing others’ approval. All of this combines into a persona that’s unapologetic, chaotic, and self-assured, very much in line with the energy of Therefore I Am.
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