Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: He engages in hobbies like “crochê” and “escrever”.
- Animal lover: He shows deep affection for his dog, sharing “O DRAMA do cachorro” and photos of them together.
- Academic ambition: His bio highlights his enrollment in “Física 2025.1” at the UFF university.
- Affectionate communicator: He consistently greets his followers with “Bom dia meus amores” and warm check-ins.
- Resilient mindset: After a rejection, he maintained a “vida que segue” attitude to find someone better.
Weaknesses:
- Health negligence: He suffers from “dores de cabeça” but admits it is likely just a lack of water.
- Anxiety issues: He openly struggles with “ansiedade” and feeling anxious over slow replies.
- Poor punctuality: He complained about “Perdi o ônibus” for university and bad transit timing.
- Clumsiness: He has a tendency for accidents, like when he “enfiei a agulha no meu dedo” while sewing.
- Academic procrastination: He frequently expresses a lack of desire to study, tweeting “Não quero fazer prova”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Bastos is a dedicated student pursuing a demanding field (Physics at UFF) who often feels like an intellectual and emotional outsider. He shares her sensitive and artistic nature, expressing a desire to “voltar a escrever” and showcasing hobbies like “fazendo crochê”. Bastos also mirrors Lisa's existential anxiety and physical symptoms of stress, noting “Odeio ter ansiedade” and a struggle with “Disforia Sensível a Rejeição”. Despite his academic focus, he maintains a deep empathy for animals, much like Lisa’s bond with Snowball II, often tweeting about his dog and a “mini lagartixa bem fofinha”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Eduardo exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his preference for solitary hobbies like crochet and gaming, often tweeting “I'm here doing crochet” instead of being out. His Intuitive (N) nature is seen in his focus on storytelling and creative expression, such as when he expresses, “I want to go back to writing” or engages with abstract manga themes. He leans heavily toward Feeling (F), frequently sharing his emotional states and vulnerabilities, notably when he mentions being “anxious when they take a long time to answer me”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his spontaneous and slightly disorganized lifestyle, often losing track of time or missing obligations, like when he admits, “I missed the bus to go to college”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Avatar? Because just like Roku, I’d watch a whole series of you, and honestly, the way you bend my heart is more impressive than any firebender.
- Forget Ba Sing Se, there's definitely a war going on inside my chest right now, and I’m pretty sure you’re the one winning it.
- I promise I’ll never be the reason you’re searching 'how to forget someone' on Google, but I would love to be the 'amor da minha vida' you stay home and crochet with.
- I heard you’re a Physics major at UFF... does that mean you can explain the magnetic pull between us, or should we just test the gravity by getting closer?
- I saw your dog was upset because his bottle was in your backpack—if you come over, I promise I’ll be much better at sharing the space (and the attention) than a water bottle.
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Physics undergrad at UFF. When I’m not solving equations, I’m probably crocheting, overthinking a text, or losing a battle against my own rinite. Caffeine is fuel.– @Eduardo97083201
Your signature cocktail
The Rhinitis-Proof Physics Flask
This experimental cocktail reflects a life of academic chaos at UFF, where Bastos survives on “Bebam suco de cacto” and occasional “Café 👍🏻”. The base is a strong Brazilian spirit for someone who is “lindо maravilhoso e perfeito”, while the saline-honey mix nods to the DIY “gargarejo de água quente, vinagre e sal” used to fight constant allergies. It’s served chilled like a rainy day spent “fazendo crochê”, providing comfort even when they feel like they’re “ficando velho” at just eighteen. The drink's high energy level is balanced with sparkling water to ensure they “se hidratar melhor” and avoid those pesky dehydration headaches.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bastos demonstrates the classic Hufflepuff traits of patience, domesticity, and a gentle heart through his hobbies and daily interactions. He spends his time on crafty pursuits, such as when he says “chuvinha boa pra ficar de afegos com o amor da minha vida. Mas não, tô aqui fazendo crochê” or when he asks for praise on his finished work: “Terminei Falem q ficou lindo”. His Hufflepuff kindness extends to creatures great and small, seen in his empathy for a video game animal “eu vi um cavalo zumbi no mine e acabei sem querer matando ele 😔” and his appreciation for a “Micro mini lagartixa bem fofinha”. Ultimately, his focus on simple comforts, food, and his affection for his dog and “moots” marks him as a dedicated and warm-hearted member of the Badger house.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures Bastos' blend of deep emotional vulnerability and self-deprecating humor regarding his social interactions. He openly expresses feeling like a burden or being discarded, such as when he says “me bloquearam aqui e eu não sei pq e tô mei mal” or “Fico ansioso quando demoram a me responder”. The lyrics reflect his tendency to retreat into his own world of hobbies when lonely, noted when he mentions “tô aqui fazendo crochê” instead of being with a partner. Ultimately, the song resonates with his journey of self-recovery after rejection, summarized by his realization that “quem saiu perdendo não foi eu e sim ele”.
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