
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Eduardo most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is thoughtful, emotionally intense, and constantly trying to improve herself and her world. Like Lisa, Eduardo mixes introspection and vulnerability with optimism, moving from heavier feelings like “Eu achei que eu estava bem, não estou, ansiedade é uma praga” and “Me sinto péssimo, com uma angústia que não vai embora… Me reconstruir parece impossível” to hopeful, forward-looking energy in “2026 já é um ano melhor !!!”. Lisa is also the character most likely to care about empathy and doing the right thing, reflected in Eduardo’s comment that “é só ter empatia e fazer o mínimo”. Their love of books, games, and specific media mirrors Lisa’s nerdy, niche passions, seen in tweets like “Livro finalizado, uma delícia de leitura… #IronWidow” and “Comecei fire emblem tem uns dias e tem personagens que merecem o mundo”. Finally, the way Eduardo balances small daily joys, such as “Dia hoje foi bom demais ;3”, with a constant search for meaning and self-worth is very much in line with Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, intellect, and quiet resilience.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they often talk about sleep, staying in, and feeling more comfortable online because people they know aren’t there, e.g. “I feel more comfortable posting personal things here… my account isn’t exposed to anyone I know”, and they mention anxiety and feeling like they’re bothering people, e.g. “I already feel like I’m bothering even without tagging anyone”. Their interests and language show Intuition: they like games, books with political intrigue and robots, and quote poetic/lyrical lines like “‘We have nothing left to talk about. All combinations of words have been used…’”, focusing on inner meaning instead of just concrete facts. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, processing life through emotions, self-image, and empathy: they talk about struggling with anxiety and self-worth, e.g. “I thought I was fine, I’m not, anxiety is a plague”, and emphasize empathy in small actions like “it costs nothing to throw trash away… it’s just about empathy and doing the minimum”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their days feel improvised (forgetting cards, losing tracking codes, not planning weekends), and they joke about lack of structure like “I didn’t schedule anything for next weekend I’m going to die!!!” and “2016 2026”, hinting at time just slipping by. Overall, a sensitive, introspective, idealistic tone that centers on feelings, creativity, and internal struggles aligns best with INFP.

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RJ-based book, game & film nerd. Survived New Year’s shifts, misdiagnosed leg grease as wet leg hair, and still believes 2026 is the comeback year.– @EduardoLasneau

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a bold espresso shot for all the late-night vibes of “Ficar acordado até às 2 pelos menos” and the many cozy “A mimir” posts that only come depois. A dose of cachaça or light rum represents his carioca heat and chaotic no‑light nights of “É sem luz de noite, sem luz de madrugada e ainda sem luz”. Cold brew hibiscus tea gives a reddish, dreamy color for his emotional depth and anxiety battles in “Eu achei que eu estava bem, não estou, ansiedade é uma praga” and “Me sinto péssimo, com uma angústia que não vai embora”. Passion fruit syrup adds sweet‑tart optimism for the hopeful tone of “2026 já é um ano melhor !!!” and the tender romantic quotes like “É que eu sou fraco, frágil, estúpido Pra falar de amor”. It’s all topped with sparkling water for the fizzy, chatty energy of “Rave é um app muito bom, que aplicativo, bom para bater papo” and his small joys of “bom dia” posts like “Bom dia 🌼 do dia!”. Strong but playful, a little anxious, a little romantic, and ultimately hopeful—just like living on Planeta B612 com coração quentinho.

Your Hogwarts House
Eduardo’s timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits: kindness, empathy, and a focus on “doing the minimum” for others. They explicitly value everyday fairness and consideration when they write about basic empathy like putting shopping carts back and taking dishes away: “É uns bagulhos básicos, custa nada jogar o lixo fora, botar o carrinho do mercado no lugar, levar o pratinho pro pessoal da padaria, é só ter empatia e fazer o mínimo”. They show warmth and care for people around them, e.g., sending affection to others: “Um beijo pra Fernanda e seu Marido” and expressing gratitude and gentle joy about their day and room: “muito esforço meu quartinho tá aconchegante como eu queria… agora tô feliz”. Eduardo is also open about emotional struggles and still trying to be better and kinder, as seen in reflections on anxiety and self‑improvement: “Nem precisa encher uma mensagem ou um post marcado, já me sinto incomodando, mas tô melhorando”. Their affection for their cat and delight in small comforts—like cleaning, cozy sleep, and simple pleasures—further reinforces a grounded, nurturing Hufflepuff nature: “Parece até que sabe que não tô bem, veio toda se querendo cheia de dar carinho”.

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The song Nobody by Mitski fits Eduardo because it balances melancholy, loneliness, and small bursts of hope, which shows up a lot in his timeline. He openly struggles with anxiety and self-image, like when he says “Eu achei que eu estava bem, não estou, ansiedade é uma praga” and “Eu acho que me detesto tanto a ponto de sentir que não perdoar é muito mais difícil que perdoar, mas eu não posso me machucar de novo”, echoing the song’s feelings of insecurity and longing. At the same time, he is actively rebuilding himself and his space, such as “dps de muito esforço meu quartinho tá aconchegante como eu queria” and “Oii tô bem, parece que as coisas finalmente estão andando”, which matches Mitski’s mix of vulnerability and quiet resilience. The choice is reinforced by how much he already connects with her music, e.g., “Começar mais um dia com aleatório da deusa Mitski” and “As músicas da Mitski são muito boas!!!”. Like in Nobody, Eduardo’s tweets feel like a diary of someone learning to live with their feelings while still searching for warmth, connection, and small joys in everyday life.

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