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Your Simpsons character
Edu is a passionate, emotionally volatile individual whose life revolves around the highs and lows of his favorite team, much like the loyal but chaotic patrons of Moe's Tavern. He fluctuates between extreme euphoria when winning, such as shouting “É CAMPEAO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, and deep existential despair during the off-season, lamenting “queria ser amado”. Like Barney, he is often found complaining about his daily struggles, whether it's the heat or the fact that his “ônibus atrasa + fone descarrega + viagem sozinho sem ela”. Ultimately, his intense loyalty to Corinthians and his tendency to post unfiltered, raw emotional outbursts mirror the lovable, loud, and tragicomic energy of Springfield’s most frequent barfly.

Your MBTI personality Type
Edu displays Introversion (I) through his focus on solitary experiences, such as “viagem sozinho sem ela” and his frequent mentions of being alone or in his own head. His Sensing (S) trait is evident in his focus on immediate physical frustrations and sensory details, like the “calor do caralho” and practical complaints about “ônibus atrasa + fone descarrega”. He aligns with Feeling (F) as his posts are highly emotionally driven, ranging from romantic longing for a “princesa que tava no 076” to intense football-related outbursts. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous reactions to daily life and a lack of rigid planning, often tweeting about things going wrong or just “vivendo a msm desgraça td dia”.

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Corinthians fan and anime enthusiast from Fortaleza. Sharing life's daily chaos, from public transport adventures to the search for the perfect strawberry cake.– @Eduzenhooo

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This cocktail is as chaotic as a Sunday afternoon at the Neo Química Arena, reflecting a man whose life is a roller coaster of “É CAMPEAO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” highs and “vontade de me churrascar” lows. The high-proof Cachaça represents his raw, unfiltered passion for Corinthians, while the bitter notes are dedicated to his recurring enemies, like “Vitor Pereira filha da puta” and the heat of Ceará. The sweet syrup captures his hopeless romantic side, constantly searching for “aquela novinha mil grau” or the “princesa que tava no 076 hoje”. Finally, the energy drink topper mimics his frantic anime-watching habits and his disbelief when “os rato tao jogando futsal no forro da casa”.

Your Hogwarts House
Edu displays the classic Gryffindor traits of impulsivity and raw, unfiltered passion, particularly regarding his fierce loyalty to Corinthians. His temperament is characterized by explosive emotional reactions, seen when he screams “VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA” or “TERMINA FILHA DA PUTA” during intense matches. Unlike the more calculated Slytherin or the patient Hufflepuff, he is quick to confront others with aggressive wit, telling someone to “bro apenas se mate” or mocking a cousin for a profile picture with “meu primo ta usando a foto do joe goldberg de perfil pqp”. This combination of bravery in expressing his boldest (and often controversial) opinions and his tendency to act on immediate feeling solidifies his place in the house of the lion.

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Edu's profile is defined by a chaotic mix of intense football passion, urban loneliness, and a cynical outlook on romance. He frequently oscillates between extreme aggression toward rivals, such as when he says “todo mal pra palmeirense eh pouco, raça desgraçada”, and a deep sense of isolation, tweeting “queria ser amado”. The song Heartless captures this lifestyle of high-speed emotions and emotional numbness, reflecting his struggles with daily life in Fortaleza where he often feels “parece q eu to vivendo a msm desgraça td dia pqp hein”. Ultimately, his constant cycle of venting about work and failed connections, like being “viagem sozinho sem ela”, mirrors the track's theme of a cold heart hardened by the grind of the city.

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