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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a little anxious about the future, and deeply invested in media and ideas. Like Lisa, they overthink and feel looming dread about what’s ahead, as seen in “it's actually getting hard to sleep sometimes with how shit I feel in the evenings and the immense looming dread I feel about the future”. They’re highly analytical about stories and morality, ranting about character ethics and media literacy in posts like “HE LOVES KILLING. HE CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN. HE IS NO DIFFERENT FROM HIS VICTIMS. MEDIA LITERACY IS DOOMED.” and “some people are incapable of realising imagery in media can serve both an in universe purpose and an allegorical and symbological purpose”. Their love for books, complex shows, and analysis-heavy fandoms — House of Leaves, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Deltarune — mirrors Lisa’s obsessive engagement with literature and culture, e.g. “Saw someone say that House Of Leaves is the Undertale of books and it really stuck with me cause its actually true”. At the same time, they’re dorky, earnest, and socially conscious, joking about their own pretentiousness in their bio and showing a playful side in posts like “nicked myself shaving, heh, call that Nick”, which fits Lisa’s mix of seriousness, awkward humor, and self-awareness.

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They come across as more introverted: they talk about solitary media consumption and online fandom life instead of big social events, e.g. rewatching Adventure Time and getting lost in House of Leaves, and express discomfort with being identified, like “just saw someone under another post calling my irl name stupid (in reference to another person) and I can't fucking do anything because it would give away my irl name fml”. Their style is strongly intuitive, obsessing over symbolism, layers of reality, and cross-media parallels such as “SOUL is Johnny Truant, Zampano is Gaster, the fun gang and co are the characters in the Navidson record…” and speculative questions like “tf would happen if you opened a dark fountain in the house of leaves hallway”, rather than focusing on day-to-day concrete details. They lean feeling over thinking: moral and emotional reactions drive a lot of their commentary, as in “The people who say he should have taken the deal are allergic to good writing I fear” and the emotionally charged media takes like “HE LOVES KILLING. HE CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN. HE IS NO DIFFERENT FROM HIS VICTIMS. MEDIA LITERACY IS DOOMED.”, along with vulnerable posts about dread and difficulty sleeping such as “it's actually getting hard to sleep sometimes with how shit I feel in the evenings and the immense looming dread I feel about the future”. They seem more perceiving than judging: they describe procrastination and loose structure—“give me some time to doubt myself and rework the drawing over and over again until I'm too tired to care and post it anyway”—and a tendency to go with the flow of obsessions, like repeatedly spiraling into new connections between fandoms and books, or admitting “I think I do everything just slightly wrong and it's irking me” rather than projecting high organization. Altogether, a private, imaginative, emotionally intense, and loosely structured creative fan who dives deeply into symbolism and character morality fits best with INFP.

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Nick • they/he • Edinburgh teen with House of Leaves brainrot, Deltarune takes & media essays at 280 chars. Once said “MarkusGPT, make me breakfast.”– @EebySleebyFella

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This mocktail swirls together a dark, fizzy blackcurrant base with a splash of cola for their dramatic, fandom-fuelled media analysis energy, like when they yell about code-obsessed killers and doomed media literacy in “HE LOVES KILLING. HE CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN. HE IS NO DIFFERENT FROM HIS VICTIMS. MEDIA LITERACY IS DOOMED.”. Sharp lime juice cuts through as their sardonic wit, the same tone that turns a shaving accident into a pun in “nicked myself shaving, heh, call that Nick”. The dash of cold brew is the late-night dread and overthinking about the future from “it's actually getting hard to sleep sometimes with how shit I feel in the evenings and the immense looming dread I feel about the future”, keeping the drink intense but not alcoholic, since they’re a minor. Raspberry syrup adds the bright, earnest sweetness of gushing about Adventure Time and Detroit in tweets like “just finished Come Along With Me again good lord I'm really glad I decided to rewatch Adventure Time” and “finally got Hank back up to friend oh my god I love this guy god I hope nothing happens to him”. Serving it over crushed ice in a chipped, doodled-on glass nods to their artsy, slightly chaotic brainrot collages—Deltarune, House of Leaves, and more, like when they ask “tf would happen if you opened a dark fountain in the house of leaves hallway” and declare “Deltarune House Of Leaves au is an idea that has crossed my mind once or twice”. This is a strong-flavoured, experimental mocktail: a little bitter, a little sweet, and absolutely obsessed with stories.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very strong Ravenclaw profile: they’re constantly analyzing media structure, theme, and symbolism in a way that goes beyond casual fandom. They complain that “some people are incapable of realising imagery in media can serve both an in universe purpose and an allegorical and symbological purpose” and call that “really sad,” showing a clear value for layered interpretation and intellectual nuance: “some people are incapable of realising imagery in media can serve both an in universe purpose and an allegorical and symbological purpose…”. Their obsessive engagement with House of Leaves and Deltarune is highly analytical and meta, with tweets like “DID THE NAVIDSON RECORD ACTUALLY EXIST IN HOUSE OF LEAVES OR NOT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD” and elaborate theory-building such as “SOUL is Johnny Truant, Zampano is Gaster, the fun gang and co are the characters in the Navidson record…”, which is exactly the kind of pattern-connecting curiosity Ravenclaws are known for. They also show a sharp, somewhat pedantic wit about media and writing quality, as with “The people who say he should have taken the deal are allergic to good writing I fear” and their joking but precise complaints about fandom discourse and “media literacy”: “MEDIA LITERACY IS DOOMED.”. Even their humor tends toward clever wordplay or meta observations (“nicked myself shaving, heh, call that Nick” in this tweet and the parody of over-analysis in “when the SOUL controlling you has the House Of Leaves brainrot”), reinforcing a personality that prizes wit and cerebral engagement. While there are flashes of loyalty and emotional intensity, the dominant throughline is an analytical, theory-obsessed mind that fits Ravenclaw more convincingly than the other houses.

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The best fit is "Zero-Sum" by Nine Inch Nails, a song they already clearly connect with on a deep level. They explicitly describe it as a track that makes them feel "not hopeful, but just content about a truly hopeless ending" and praise how it scratches a particular itch in their brain: “Zero sum by Nine Inch Nails is a song that makes me feel somehow, not hopeful, but just content about a truly hopeless ending Very good song Trent Reznor always manages to sing in a very particular way that scratches a little itch in the back of my head quite nicely”. The song’s themes of doom, self-awareness, and collective failure resonate with their own posts about dread and mental exhaustion, like “it's actually getting hard to sleep sometimes with how shit I feel in the evenings and the immense looming dread I feel about the future” and “I think I do everything just slightly wrong and it's irking me”. At the same time, their media brainrot and fascination with morally complex, bleak stories—House of Leaves, Deltarune, Detroit: Become Human, Breaking Bad—fit perfectly with the song’s reflective, end-of-the-world monologue vibe, as seen in tweets like “WHO EVEN EXISTED DID ZAMPANO EXIST DID TRUANT EXIST DID PELAFINA EXIST DID EVEN MARK Z DANIELEWSKI FUCKING EXIST IN THE END DO I EXIST”. Overall, Zero-Sum captures both their dramatic introspection and their comfort in picking apart dark, existential media rather than shying away from it.

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