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The user frequently expresses suicidal thoughts, e.g., "i want to die", which mirrors Moe Szyslak’s recurring suicidal ideation and depression. They also describe feeling worthless and annoying, as in "i think im annoying sometimes maybe like all the time", similar to Moe’s low self‑esteem. Their constant references to "tweaking out" and being "full on fuckinf tweakinf" echo Moe’s perpetual drunken state. The bio’s location "emotionally unavailable" and the pattern of seeking connection then feeling rejected (e.g., "i miss him but he hates me") further align with Moe’s lonely, emotionally distant bartender persona.

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The user appears introverted, often focusing on internal feelings and self‑evaluation, e.g., 'I think im annoying sometimes maybe like all the time' and 'i wish i could get bored of ppl as fast as ppl get bored of me'. Their tweets concentrate on concrete, sensory details such as 'I want pokemon cards', 'hello kitty pants', and 'my favorite color: red', indicating a sensing preference. They prioritize personal values and emotions over logic, as shown by 'I love submissive men' and 'being loved by me probably feels good as fuck'. Their style is spontaneous and unstructured, exemplified by 'im tweaking out omg' and 'before i tweak out anymore im going to shower', fitting a perceiving orientation.

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18-yr gamer, anime & Hello Kitty fan who once tried painting a cat portrait and ended up with pizza. Cat-lover, aspiring digital artist, Overwatch Genji main.– @eeIied

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The Neon Catnip Tweak captures jay's chaotic energy and love for cute aesthetics, echoing their tweet "hello kitty girl final boss". The bright pink strawberry liqueur nods to the cutesy Hello Kitty obsession while the splash of energy drink mirrors the frantic "im tweaking tf out" vibe. A dash of lime juice adds a sour punch that reflects the raw emotion in "i wish i could get bored of ppl as fast as ppl get bored of me". Dark blackcurrant liqueur hints at the shadowy side hinted by "i want snakebites so bad" and the lingering melancholy of "i wanna die". Together, this cocktail blends sweetness, hype, and a bitter edge, just like jay's alternating moods across their timeline.

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The user frequently expresses dark, self‑preserving thoughts and a desire for control, traits aligned with Slytherin, as seen in tweets like "i want to kill rapists irl" and "i wanna die" and "i love submissive men". Their repeated focus on personal desire and willingness to act on aggressive impulses, such as "if u play hawkeye die" and "i want snakebites so bad", demonstrates ambition and resourcefulness typical of Slytherins. The user also shows a strong need for validation and a willingness to manipulate perceptions, evident in "do u guys hate me be honest" and "i wish i could get bored of ppl as fast as ppl get bored of me". While there are occasional hints of loyalty, like the repeated "me and him", the overarching tone is self‑focused and driven by personal survival rather than the altruistic virtues of Hufflepuff. Consequently, the combination of darker impulses, self‑preservation, and a desire for personal advantage points to Slytherin.

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The user’s frequent references to self‑harm and suicidal thoughts ("im kms oh my god", "i wanna die", "i cant see if someone leaves me on read anymore i should die") echo the raw despair in the lyrics of "Hurt" ("I hurt myself today to see if I still feel"). Their confession of feeling like a "chud" and being annoying or emotionally unavailable ("i think im annoying sometimes maybe like all the time", "Location: emotionally unavailable") matches the song’s themes of self‑loathing and isolation. The repeated mentions of "tweaking" and drug‑related language ("im tweaking tf out", "im full on fuckinf tweakinf") align with the song’s references to addiction and numbness. Overall, the lyrical content and tone of "Hurt" closely mirror the user’s expressed mental state and sense of despair.

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