Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and emotional investment in idols and groups, calling them 'minhas filhas' and 'meus favs', e.g. “eu amo elas minhas filhas pari todas” and “meus favs sim”.
- Protective loyal: Defends artists and people they care about, criticizing unfair treatment and wishing the best for them, as in “espero que tudo dê certo pra minha bichinha” and “MEUS PROTEGIDOS FOI PRA MIM”.
- Politically engaged: Expresses clear political opinions and moral stances, critiquing sionists and discussing left–right union, e.g. “vivências de uma farmacêutica atendendo crente sionista” and “a esquerda tem que se unir entre si, não com a direita”.
- Humorous candid: Uses strong, casual humor and irony to comment on situations, like “esqueci da semaninha vsf” and “descobri a mágica de acompanhar comeback… dá até um gosto mais docinho na boca”.
- Self-expressive: Shares personal reactions, work anecdotes, and tastes in music/TV openly, e.g. “e hoje que minha gerente tava vendo reels e do nada dim da yves tocando” and “fui atropelada por um GUARDA SOL”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses aggressive expressions and wishes harm, like “eu quero que esse cara morra” and “MORRAM SIONISTAS”.
- Insult driven: Often resorts to insults and name-calling toward others, e.g. “mina sonsa do cacete”, “povo ridículo”, and “nojoooooooo”.
- Profanity heavy: Relies heavily on swearing and vulgar imagery, such as “enfia esse n1 no cu tbm e roda pra ver se voa que nem helicóptero caralho” and “união é minha pica quilométrica porra”.
- Conflict focused: Leans into antagonistic framing instead of dialogue, e.g. “we do not negotiate with terrorists” and threatening “explodir aquele quiosque” over group decisions link.
- Harsh generalizing: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups of people, such as “MORRAM SIONISTAS” and “pqp povo ridículo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user mixes sharp political awareness with intense fandom, very similar to Lisa’s combination of activism and niche obsessions. They show strong moral and political stances, e.g. calling out sionists while working at a pharmacy in “vivências de uma farmacêutica atendendo crente sionista” and rejecting false unity with the right in “a esquerda tem que se unir entre si, não com a direita.”, which matches Lisa’s principled left-leaning politics. At the same time, they’re deeply into music and pop culture, gushing over idols and groups like in “a voz cantada dele é PERFEITA pro rock espero que ele saiba disso” and “esse álbum é tão enhypencore”, echoing Lisa’s intense sax/music nerd side. Their sarcasm and exasperation with dumb takes, like “pqp povo ridículo” and “segredo: virar lowprofile… sem ter uma vagabunda no seu ouvido falando merda”, feel like a more online, foul-mouthed version of Lisa’s constant frustration with Springfield’s stupidity. Underneath the swearing and memes, there’s a clear ethical core and emotional investment in justice and their faves, which is very Lisa Simpson at heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): they constantly comment on public discourse, interact through jokes and memes, and seem energized by reacting to others, e.g. the very social, performative tone of tweets like “EU VEYR SEM FRESCURAS POR AQUI” and “os viados e o sunghoon junto que tbm é viado ABSOLUTE CINEMA”. Their interests and comments show strong Intuition (N)—they quickly jump from concrete events to broader patterns or ideas, such as political dynamics in “a esquerda tem que se unir entre si, não com a direita.” and meta-fandom reflections in “descobri a mágica de acompanhar comeback… dá até um gosto mais docinho na boca”. They are very Feeling (F)-driven: judgments are rooted in values and emotional reactions (care for Palestine/anti‑zionism, protecting idols, affection for faves), as seen in “MORRAM SIONISTAS” and “espero que tudo dê certo pra minha bichinha”, even when expressed bluntly. Their style is spontaneous, flexible, and a bit chaotic rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P)—they forget ongoing threads like “esqueci da semaninha vsf” and jump impulsively between topics like music, politics, and jokes, fitting an ENFP’s scattered yet passionate vibe. Overall, the combination of high social energy, value-driven emotional intensity, big-picture political/fandom takes, and improvisational tweeting patterns lines up best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your top 3 girl groups are LOONA, ITZY and NewJeans — how do I apply to be the chaotic 4th member you soft‑stan in your semaninha thread?
- You, a pharmacist, surviving ‘crente sionista’ customers and still having energy to drag sionists at the cashier… I’m just saying, if you can handle that, you can definitely handle a date with one (1) clingy simp — me.
- The way you noticed ‘Born To Be’ and ‘Outside’ are basically sisters… I need your expert ear, because I’m pretty sure the playlist of my heart has a track called ‘Blair ↯ 🍓 & Me (Enhypencore Version)’.
- You get hit by a freaking beach umbrella and still tweet ‘fui atropelada por um GUARDA SOL’ like it’s slapstick cinema; I promise if we go out, the only thing hitting you will be how hard I fall for your chaotic energy.
- You said discovering comebacks without dumb gringo comments made everything ‘more sweet’ — so let me be your low‑profile mutual: no bad takes, just hyping your faves, sending you Waterparks + Enhypen edits, and maybe slowly becoming your favorite part of the timeline.
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24 • pharmacist surviving Zionist customers & K‑pop comebacks. Once saw an idol on a work playlist and called it market research.– @EENIEMINGI
Your signature cocktail
Blair’s Enhapocalypse Spritz
This drink is loud, sweet, and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets “eu amo elas minhas filhas pari todas” and then immediately goes feral at antis with “pra lançar álbum não lança mas pra falar merda na internet vem rapidinho né fia enfia esse n1 no cu tbm e roda pra ver se voa que nem helicóptero caralho”. Strawberry-infused soju nods to the 🍓 in their name and their soft spot for idols, like when they gush “meus favs sim” and “MEU AMOR”. The espresso shot captures their hyper, rant-ready timeline energy, from “we do not negotiate with terrorists” to “claro ficam fazendo meme e falando de união união é minha pica quilométrica porra eu quero que esse cara morra”. Grapefruit tonic brings a bitter, political edge reflecting tweets like “morram sionistas” and their refusal to sugarcoat opinions in “a esquerda tem que se unir entre si, não com a direita.”. The pink cotton candy garnish is for the K‑pop stan whimsy and visual drama of “YYXY VIVE (sdds hyeju” and “eu assistindo vídeo de evolução da música e chegou nessa parte eu OMG ATEEZ WONDERLAND HIIIIII”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the sudden burn in their insults and reactions, like “pqp que sonsa” and “pqp povo ridículo”, leaving a spicy aftertaste that hits long after the first sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a Gryffindor-style tendency to confront what they see as injustice or stupidity head‑on, with little concern for how aggressive or unpopular it makes them. Their fury at political enemies and oppressors is very explicit, as in “claro ficam fazendo meme e falando de união união é minha pica quilométrica porra eu quero que esse cara morra” and “A MULHER AINDA PAGOU COM NOTA GRANDE DEIXOU A MINA DO CAIXA SEM TROCO VSF MORRAM SIONISTAS”, which shows impulsive, confrontational bravery rather than cautious self‑preservation. They explicitly frame their politics in terms of non‑negotiation with those they see as harmful, as in “we do not negotiate with terrorists” and their stance that the left should not unite with the right: “a esquerda tem que se unir entre si, não com a direita.”. At the same time, they are fiercely protective of their faves and friends, using passionate language like “eu amo elas minhas filhas pari todas” and “MEUS PROTEGIDOS FOI PRA MIM”, which reflects the bold loyalty associated with Gryffindor. Their tone is less about patient kindness or quiet cleverness and more about loudly standing up for what and who they care about, even if it sounds extreme or reckless, which fits Gryffindor far better than the other houses.
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Your song
misery loves company - waterparks
They literally introduce themselves in their bio with “once again, this is waterparks,” signaling how central Waterparks is to their identity and hinting that a song from the band fits them best. Their timeline swings between chaotic humor and sharp, almost theatrical anger, like when they say “claro ficam fazendo meme e falando de união união é minha pica quilométrica porra eu quero que esse cara morra” and “pra lançar álbum não lança mas pra falar merda na internet vem rapidinho né fia enfia esse n1 no cu tbm e roda pra ver se voa que nem helicóptero caralho”, which fits the bitter, fast-paced frustration in misery loves company. The song’s theme of being fed up with fake people and bad situations aligns with their political and social rants, like “pqp povo ridículo” and the way they talk about sionists and right-wingers. At the same time, they’re extremely attached and protective over their faves—see “meus favs sim”, “eu amo elas minhas filhas pari todas”, and “MEUS PROTEGIDOS FOI PRA MIM”—which mirrors the emotional intensity and ride-or-die loyalty in the song. Their mix of sarcasm, fandom obsession (Enhypen, Ateez, Loona), and self-aware chaos—like “descobri a mágica de acompanhar comeback sem ver comentário burro de gringo… dá até um gosto mais docinho na boca”—matches the dramatic, slightly unhinged energy of misery loves company perfectly.
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