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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, this user possesses a sharp, cynical sense of humor and a penchant for irreverent commentary on authority and pop culture. He displays a classic 'prankster' energy when joking about “a meteor falling on a rival team's training room” or admitting that “stalking is addictive”. His tweets often reflect a lazy yet observant attitude toward daily life, such as his disdain for leg day because “you have to use them to walk in the following days”. Ultimately, his mix of being a die-hard sports fan and a sarcastic critic of everything from Game of Thrones to politics mirrors Bart's rebellious and spirited personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
He exhibits Extroversion (E) through his high engagement with social trends, sports debates, and pop culture, often seeking external stimulation like “stalking” or attending weddings to “eat for free”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on the long-term “impact” of artists and analyzing casting choices, such as needing “20kg of muscle” for a role. He leans toward Thinking (T) by providing blunt, often cynical critiques, such as calling out “stupid leftists” or mocking someone for watching a movie instead of reading “Tolstoy”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous and disorganized lifestyle, admitting he hasn't been to the gym “since the beginning of December” and his preference for “slacking off”.

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25 | Natal/RN. Enthusiast of São Paulo FC, fitness irony, and pop culture. I’ve seen more of Tolstói’s movies than his books, and I'm fine with that.– @eeuseiIaporra

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a tribute to the '084' lifestyle, starting with a base of RN cachaça to honor their "Natal/RN" roots. The red, white, and black ingredients mirror the colors of the team they passionately support and occasionally curse, as seen in “Salve o tricolor Paulista”. To capture their gym-focused energy, we add a splash of pre-workout because “O foda de treinar perna eq vc tem que usar ela pra andar nos dias seguintes”. Finally, it’s served over ice to keep things as 'chill' as the sea, reminding them that “só ficar parado olhando pro mar já resolve muita coisa”.

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This user displays a sharp, cynical wit and a strong sense of self-preservation that is characteristic of Slytherin house. They openly admit to self-serving habits, stating that “Esse negócio de stalkear é viciante né” and expressing a preference for the easy life with “Esse negócio de folgar é mto bom ne?”. Their ambition is flavored with a critique of others' competence, seen when they judge a rapper’s performance, saying “já pode enterrar o ouvido pqp” for listening to a forced voice. Even their gym routine is viewed through a lens of physical toll rather than Hufflepuff dedication, noting “vc tem que usar ela pra andar nos dias seguintes”. Ultimately, their blend of judgmental humor and focus on personal comfort over selfless toil aligns them perfectly with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's worldview, which balances a deep appreciation for Brazilian rap with a gritty, resilient perspective on life and social dynamics. His interest in the genre is evident when he claims a young artist “resurrected Emicida” and his critiques of rap voices like “MD Chefe”. The track's themes of social awareness and skepticism mirror his frustrations with political discourse, particularly when he slams “dumb left-wingers” for fueling the opposition. Furthermore, his habit of “stalking” and his focus on the grind of the “gym” reflect a modern, urban search for identity and progress. Ultimately, the song reflects his blend of local pride from Christmas/RN and his unapologetic, sometimes cynical, take on pop culture and reality.

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