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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: She repeatedly declares deep love — 'amo tanto minha mae que chega a doer' and 'minha tia é a mulher mais bondosa que eu ja vi' — showing strong devotion to family.
- Creative: Her nostalgia for photography 'saudades da minha epoca fotografa, vou voltar' and whimsical desire 'queria trabalhar em circo' point to imagination and artistic interest.
- Honest: She posts raw, unfiltered feelings like 'literalmente nao sei o que fazer' and 'sinto saudade de tudo', which shows candidness and emotional transparency.
- Playful: Her frequent 'kkkkkkkk' laughter in posts and goofy lines like 'ninguem ama o suco de abacaxi de caixinha da cbs mais do que eu' reveal a light-hearted, fun streak.
- Observant: She notices small comforts and injustices — from 'eu amo beber agua de noite' to 'nessas horas ainda existe tanta gente egoista' — indicating sensitivity to detail and feeling.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally volatile: Her timeline alternates between 'CARALHO EU TO MUITO FELIZ' and 'vou me matar', showing swings that can be destabilizing for decision-making.
- Self-critical: Lines like 'por que eu sou assim meu deus que castigo' and 'sera que o problema ta em mim' show a harsh inner critic that undermines confidence.
- Impulsive: Spontaneous dramatic reactions — for instance 'meu bolo queimou ... caralho vou me matar' — suggest quick, high-emotion responses rather than calm reflection.
- Overwhelmed: Frequent exhaustion and overload—'tanta coisa acontecendo to ficando tao estressada e cansada'—imply difficulty managing stress when life piles up.
- Indecisive: She agonizes over big choices like work and schedules: 'eu nao sei se eu começo a trabalhar agora se eu espero ate ano que vem ... ou se eu me mato', indicating paralysis around decisions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match because both are sensitive, idealistic, and often overwhelmed by the world's injustices; Lara writes about environmental panic 'nessas horas ainda existe tanta gente egoista' and existential worry 'tanta coisa acontecendo to ficando tao estressada', paralleling Lisa's activism and worry. Lisa's artistic, thoughtful nature also echoes Lara's photography nostalgia and love of gentle films.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Lara: Introverted (she often expresses private struggles and solitude — 'nao da pra chorar sozinha nessa casa' and 'to em estado vegetativo'), Intuitive (she ruminates on big-picture anxieties like 'toda vez que eu penso na ebulição global eu entro em desespero' and poetic lines 'acho que eu fui feita de saudade'), Feeling (her decisions are governed by emotion and care — 'amo tanto minha mae que chega a doer' and outraged empathy at selfishness 'nessas horas ainda existe tanta gente egoista'), and Perceiving (she's indecisive and adaptable: 'eu nao sei se eu começo a trabalhar agora se eu espero ate ano que vem ... ou se eu fico na manha' and spontaneous mood swings). These quotes show her inward, idealistic, feeling-driven, and flexible style consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving Ratatouille is a crime, I'd confess to being your partner in mischief — can I be the Remy to your heart?
- I bake terrible cakes too — how about we burn one together and call it modern art?
- You like midnight water? Great — meet me at 2 a.m., I’ll bring the bottle and the bad jokes.
- Your photos deserve a forever gallery; let me be in the one shot you keep.
- I don't know if I'm brave enough for your circus dreams, but I'd happily be your front-row admirer.
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Lara | tender mess, once-a-photographer, Ratatouille superfan 🎬 | loves midnight water, burnt cakes & big naps 💤 | messy feelings, fierce love for my mom | maybe circus life someday– @efeitolaranja
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Water & Honey
This gentle, slightly sweet cocktail mirrors Lara's late-night rituals and need for comfort: she says 'eu amo beber agua de noite' and appreciates the tiny pleasure of clean-skin bedtime bliss ('uma das melhores sensações ... porque voce passou o dia inteiro cansada esperando por esse momento'). Chamomile soothes her stressed system ('tanta coisa acontecendo to ficando tao estressada'), honey feeds her sweet tooth without overwhelming her ('nao consigo sobreviver sem pelo menos um docinho por dia'), and sparkle gives a small, celebratory lift for her 'CARALHO EU TO MUITO FELIZ' moments.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Lara because she values loyalty, warmth, and kindness above bravado: she says 'amo tanto minha mae que chega a doer' and praises her aunt 'minha tia é a mulher mais bondosa que eu ja vi', which shows a devotion to others. She gets upset by cruelty — 'nessas horas ainda existe tanta gente egoista, isso me enche de odio' — which matches Hufflepuff's emphasis on fair treatment and decency. Despite being emotionally volatile, she demonstrates patience and steadiness in small pleasures and attachments, like returning to photography and cherishing tiny comforts.
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Fix You - Coldplay
‘Fix You’ suits Lara because the song is about love, pain, and gentle repair, matching her repeated cries for help and devotion—'amo tanto minha mae que chega a doer' and 'cade minha psicologa'—and the hope that small comforts will make things better. The slow build from sorrow to light mirrors her timeline's swings from 'to em estado vegetativo' to sudden 'CARALHO EU TO MUITO FELIZ'.
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