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Florian's love for beer, his tendency to overindulge in various activities, and his humorous self-deprecation resonate with the character of Barney Gumble. Like Barney, Florian enjoys a good time, whether it's at the lake, at a concert, or simply relaxing at home. He also shares Barney's penchant for making light of his own shortcomings, even when they might be considered embarrassing. 'going to the airport every morning just to get blasted w radiation by the TSA scanner, never catching a flight, and loitering around/getting drunk till I get asked to leave' is a perfect example of this.

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Dr. Florian Rochestie, M.D. | 'I’d rather be fishing' | 'I’d rather be cringe than indifferent.' | 'The Protestant Gamer' | 'Liberal but got drip, call that soy sauce.' | 'Real yearner nah mf imma real earner.'– @eggeatingunit

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Florian's kind heart, loyalty to his friends, and dedication to his passions align with the values of Hufflepuff. His willingness to share his experiences, even the cringeworthy ones, demonstrates his openness and acceptance of others. His love for his family, as seen in his 'grandpa's gloop' tweet, and his commitment to his friends, like the 'homie who is just not gonna make it,' highlight his loyalty and dedication. His fondness for simple pleasures, like watching a movie and eating popcorn, also reflects the Hufflepuff appreciation for the everyday joys of life. 'I’d rather be cringe than indifferent' speaks to his embracing of authenticity and his willingness to be himself, even if it means being a bit awkward.

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This iconic song, with its themes of heartbreak, longing, and the bittersweetness of love, resonates with Florian's experiences and his playful approach to life. 'I’ve always loved the way they love' suggests a romantic sensibility, while his 'side hug to end first date' anecdote hints at a yearning for connection. The song's catchy melody and its relatable themes make it a perfect fit for Florian's humorous and self-aware persona.

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