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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user is earnest, passionate about their niche interests, and very emotionally invested in the media they love—much like Lisa with her causes and fandoms. They gush at length about art and fic, saying they have “zero restraint when it comes to writing fic reviews” and will write a “one shot length review” of themselves “screaming crying” over feels “i have zero restraint when it comes to writing fic reviews prepare to read a one shot length review of me either screaming crying or offering you my first born child for serving up a scrumptious platter of feels”, which echoes Lisa’s intense, thoughtful monologuing. Their strong emotional attachment to characters—like repeatedly lamenting that they “miss yuka so much” “i miss yuka so much” and that Yuka and Yuta “have carved a permanent mark in my heart” “yuka and yuta have carved a permanent mark in my heart oh my goodness they mean sooo much to me 🥺❤️”—parallels Lisa’s deep bonds and idealism. They’re also principled and boundary-setting, updating their bio to say no reposting and reminding people “don’t like the content? then don’t engage blocking + muting is free” “don’t like the content? then don’t engage blocking + muting is free”, very in line with Lisa’s willingness to stand up for herself. Lastly, their mix of nerdy enthusiasm (FF7, JJK, Silent Hill, Kingdom Hearts) and introspective art posts “painting backgrounds again after soooooo long of not doing so” feels like Lisa’s blend of academic curiosity and creative expression.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets focus on solitary, inward-facing activities like drawing, games, and fic reading rather than social events, e.g. “gonna read fics after i finish chores” and “ok back to drawing”. They show strong Intuition through emotional symbolism and big-picture associations, such as connecting Aerith’s theme to another character’s narrative arc in “two flower girls laying their lives on the line to summon their ult and fight against an alien force 😭”. Their values are clearly Feeling-oriented: they constantly center emotions and attachment to characters/ships—“yuka and yuta have carved a permanent mark in my heart oh my goodness they mean sooo much to me 🥺❤️”—and talk about “offering you my first born child” for good fic in “prepare to read a one shot length review of me either screaming crying or offering you my first born child for serving up a scrumptious platter of feels”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than structured: they bounce between hyperfixations and fandoms (“local fandom hopper (not spoiler free)”, “this is the most hyperfixated ive hyperfixed”), procrastinate or improvise with art and games (“thinking of revisiting ff7 rebirth… but remembering the gilgamesh fight and how i almost broke my controller before finally winning”), and update boundaries reactively like “hoookay think it’s high time to update my bio to no reposting / reuploading”. Putting these together, INFP best fits: an introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive fan-artist who moves fluidly between interests and leads with personal feeling over rigid planning.

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Illustrator + fic reviewer powered by rarepairs and strong heroines. Known to write essay-length comments and make my sibling pose with imaginary swords.– @eggstoastnbacon

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a blood orange aperitif for the dramatic angst and rarepair suffering, inspired by them being “in rarepair limbo” and “being born with the curse of liking rarepairs or ships in dead fandoms 😪”. A splash of lychee liqueur adds sweet, almost romantic notes for how hard they love their faves, like “yuka and yuta have carved a permanent mark in my heart oh my goodness they mean sooo much to me 🥺❤️”. The cold brew coffee concentrate gives hyper-focused, slightly chaotic energy, echoing “this is the most hyperfixated ive hyperfixed 🫨🫨🫨” and their late-night fic and art sessions. Tonic water makes it a bubbly, slightly bitter spritz that matches their playful-but-direct attitude, like “don’t like the content? then don’t engage blocking + muting is free”. Finally, an edible flower garnish nods to the girls they always root for and their beloved flower heroines, as in “lately when i listen to any variation of aerith’s theme i think of yuka now too 🥲 two flower girls laying their lives on the line…” and their declaration that they “will always root for and prioritize the girls first 💃 WOMENNNNNN 😤🤌🫴❤️❤️”](https://x.com/eggstoastnbacon/status/2019807495586455749).

Your Hogwarts House
CC shows strong Ravenclaw traits through a mix of creativity, obsessive curiosity about media, and a reflective, analytical way of engaging with her interests. They frequently talk about studying and improving their craft, e.g. “watching all these background art tutorials and absorbing zero knowledge” and returning to skills after a long gap in “painting backgrounds again after soooooo long of not doing so”, which suggests a persistent drive to learn and create. Their fandom engagement is highly analytical and detail-focused, as seen in how they overanalyze character dynamics and parallels like “cross and mai parallels OUGH younger twin pains 😭” and the way they connect music or themes to ships in tweets such as “HOLD ONNN FF9’s theme song fits them better 😭 💍❌”. They even joke about their own hyperfixation with specificity and self-awareness in “this is sooo true ive drawn about a bajillion yucrosses by now like this is the most hyperfixated ive hyperfixed 🫨🫨🫨”, which reads more as intellectual obsession than purely emotional loyalty. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-style devotion to favorite characters and ships, the dominant throughline is a cerebral, creative engagement with art, narrative structure, and thematic parallels—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw mindset.

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A Thousand Miles fits them as a heartfelt, slightly dramatic anthem about devotion and longing, which mirrors how intensely they attach to their favorite characters and ships. Their timeline is full of missing-beloved-characters energy, like “YUKA AND CROSS I MISS YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭” and “i miss yuka so much”, echoing the song’s constant yearning. They’re also unabashedly emotional and expressive about media, as seen in “i have zero restraint when it comes to writing fic reviews prepare to read a one shot length review of me either screaming crying or offering you my first born child for serving up a scrumptious platter of feels”, which matches the song’s openhearted sincerity. On top of that, they directly quote another big emotional ballad—“oh a thousand words have never been spoken they’ll fly to you, they’ll carry you home…”—showing they gravitate toward dramatic, sentimental themes, making A Thousand Miles a natural tonal fit. Finally, their constant return to the same ships and characters, like “thinking about them again 💍❌”, parallels the song’s idea of always circling back to the same person in your heart.

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