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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: principled, left-leaning, and politically engaged, often frustrated with the state of the world but still trying to argue from a moral standpoint. They call out injustice and authoritarianism, e.g. criticizing Trump in “Trump is single handedly fucking up with world”, defending human rights with “The government should find a way to make it impossible for the uk to ever leave the ECHR”, and condemning both state and non-state violence in “something the IDF has in common with Hamas is that they are both terrorists”. Like Lisa, they show a strong sense of justice and skepticism toward right-wing politics and media, for example in “This is why I dislike the telegraph, creating divisiveness over something that will never happen” and “The only thing Badenoch is serious about is seeing the tories into electoral oblivion”. They also have a thoughtful, self-aware side about their own life, as seen in “I am so single it is actually annoying” and “I am so depressed about the state of this country”, echoing Lisa’s mix of idealism and melancholy. Their love of football and pop culture (Arsenal, RAYE, George Michael) adds a more fun, fan-ish dimension, but their defining trait is still a Lisa-like moral seriousness combined with frequent exasperation at how unreasonable others are.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they frequently share reactions to public events, ask followers questions, and openly joke about posting a thirst trap, e.g. “Should I post a thirst trap” and socially oriented posts like “If I go back to Birmingham for a day out what good things are there to do”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they often jump from specific events to broader patterns or principles, like critiquing media narratives in “This is why I dislike the telegraph, creating divisiveness over something that will never happen” and making systemic points such as “The government should find a way to make it impossible for the uk to ever leave the ECHR”. They come across as Feeling (F) because their judgments are charged with moral and emotional language—calling politicians and leaders out as “piece of shit” or “terrorists,” e.g. “Mike Johnson really is a piece of shit” and “Also something the IDF has in common with Hamas is that they are both terrorists”—and they emphasize fairness and harm (e.g. “Shit like this can ruin lives”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and emotionally in-the-moment, from “Fuck I just broke my favourite mug” to “I am so single it is actually annoying”, and they don’t present themselves as structured or highly planned, even politically wavering between Labour and the Monster Raving Loony Party in “I’m either voting Labour or the Monster Raving Loony party”. Altogether, their expressive, values-driven, big-picture and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Arsenal, politics & broken mugs. Once saw Ian McKellen and Keir Starmer in the wild. Opinions are my own; broadband rage is unfortunately real.– @EgreyskyD

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This drink starts with London dry gin for a very British, politically tuned core—perfect for someone who tweets that “Trump is single handedly fucking up with world” and calls Reform MPs “just thugs in suits” in “These reform MPs are just thugs in suits”. Campari brings a bold bitterness that matches lines like “The most bent chancellor in history goes to the most bent party in the uk, match made in heaven” and “Mike Johnson really is a piece of shit”. Pomegranate juice adds a deep red, passionate sweetness that reflects their emotional football fandom in “I’m so done with arteta outers, like please support Chelsea you aren’t welcome here anymore” and raw honesty in “I am so depressed about the state of this country”. A dash of smoked salt captures their occasional dark, gallows humour, like “Fucking kill me” and the chaos of “I have just broken my pc side panel window kms”. Finally, a lemon twist brightens the glass, nodding to lighter moments such as “I SAW RAYE TODAY IN THE FLESH”, their starstruck joy at “I just saw Ian Mckellen in the flesh I’m so star struck”, and the playful thirstiness of “Should I post a thirst trap”. Mixed together, it’s strong, bitter-sweet, a little smoky, and unexpectedly bright—just like someone who is “old enough to know better” but still tweets like it’s extra time in a cup final.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a clear pattern of outspoken moral courage and willingness to take strong public stances, even when they’re divisive, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out powerful figures and institutions in blunt terms, e.g. “Trump is single handedly fucking up with world”, “Mike Johnson really is a piece of shit”, and “The day Netanyahu dies will be a good day”, showing a fearless, confrontational style. They also defend vulnerable groups or unpopular positions even when it invites backlash, such as “Also something the IDF has in common with Hamas is that they are both terrorists” and supporting protests with lines like “any protest against trumps actions are welcome”. Even in football discourse, they show a strong loyalty and willingness to fight their corner, as in “I’m so done with arteta outers, like please support Chelsea you aren’t welcome here anymore”, which reflects the passionate, combative energy typical of Gryffindor supporters. Their impulsive, emotionally charged tweets like “If I said what I really thought about the attack in Manchester today I would be cancelled by a lot of people” further underline a brave but sometimes rash temperament rather than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits them well is Alright by Kendrick Lamar, with its mix of political anger, dark humour, and stubborn optimism. They’re relentlessly political and anti‑establishment, calling out Trump (“Trump is single handedly fucking up with world”), Netanyahu (“The day Netanyahu dies will be a good day”), and UK politics (“I am so depressed about the state of this country”), which matches the song’s critique of systems and injustice. At the same time, they still cling to fragments of hope or principle, like supporting human rights and international law (“The government should find a way to make it impossible for the uk to ever leave the ECHR”) and refusing to dehumanise voters (“Othering them won’t make them vote Labour or conservative again”). Their timeline swings between despair and resilience — from personal lows (“Fucking kill me”, “I am almost into a 2 year situationship, someone please save me 😣”) to moments of joy and pride (“I’m so proud of my mum rn”, “I SAW RAYE TODAY IN THE FLESH”). That emotional arc mirrors Alright’s core message: things are messed up, but somehow, defiantly, we’re going to be alright.

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