Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for games and characters, e.g. Reverse 1999, Path To Nowhere, Genshin, with posts like “VALKYRIE KAIRI IMAHARA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and “SHES GORGEOUS OH MY GOD”.
- Humoristic voice: Uses vivid, comedic exaggeration and self-aware jokes, such as “I feel like a cat with a laser pointer” and “First four if aligned correctly could be a pokemon evolution line”.
- LGBTQ pride: Openly identifies as lesbian and defends lesbians, e.g. calling out fetishisation in “very queer but not lesbian... that in itself is hateful”.
- Loyal advocate: Consistently defends favorite characters and ships, like “Every time columbina gets hate an angel gets their wings violently ripped off and deep fried” and strong Argus support in “even if I already have her p5 I will be choosing argus purely out of spite”.
- Emotionally honest: Expresses feelings very directly, whether joy or anger, such as “I go back to this every once in a while and slam my head into a wall repeatedly and sob” and “I'm actually still mad I'm sorry this shit sucks”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive vulgarity: Frequent use of explicit sexual or crude language, e.g. “jerked my shit until I passed out” and “I need you carnally”, can alienate some audiences.
- Hostile phrasing: Anger often expressed as attacks, like “SOMEONE KILL HER” about a character and “Grown ass woman and military general doing ts I'm executing you”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of strong emotion, such as rage over the collab in “collab sucks and fuck russia... hope it tanks or gets cancelled”, risking coming off as extreme or inflammatory.
- Obsession intensity: Very fixated on characters and gacha outcomes, e.g. “Any time I get lucky... I start to seethe slightly more abt my augustus luck” and repeated posts about needing certain characters, which can sound emotionally draining.
- Aggressive hyperbole: Uses violent or self-harm adjacent imagery for emphasis, like “I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please” and “slam my head into a wall repeatedly”, which may normalize intense language around harm.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a smart, obsessive fangirl who gets extremely intense about her interests, much like this user’s fixation on games and characters such as Argus and Reverse 1999, e.g. “lesbian who don't play abt argus reverse 1999” and “This is like avengers endgame for me”. Lisa is also morally and politically outspoken, paralleling tweets like “collab sucks and fuck russia. Deleting the game the moment it goes live because I am not engaging w jackshit while it's here. hope it tanks or gets cancelled beforehand.” and the callout of lesbophobia in “‘very queer’ but not lesbian, why are you speaking on behalf of a community you aren't even part of?… that in itself is hateful.”. At the same time, Lisa has bursts of unfiltered emotion and melodrama, echoed in horny, over-the-top posts like “Pyro women are always so beautiful and cool and Arlecchino I need you carnally” and “I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please ceto I beg”. The combination of passionate fandom, strong ethics, and intense, sometimes chaotic emotional expression is much closer to Lisa’s earnest, hyper-invested personality than to the more apathetic or reckless vibes of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: almost all posts are about games, fictional women, and personal reactions rather than friends or social events, and the account feels like a private vent space (e.g. “If UK bans twitter you'll find me via carrier pigeon wishing for Rahu content and Angell on eu”). Their language is drenched in symbolism, fixation on character dynamics, and big-picture emotional takes rather than concrete life details, pointing strongly to Intuition (N), such as calling scenes yuri subtext in “This is yuri for those with eyes to see” or joking about evolution lines in “First four if aligned correctly could be a pokemon evolution line”. They are clearly values-driven and emotionally expressive rather than analytical, indicating Feeling (F): they frame issues in moral/emotional terms like “‘very queer’ but not lesbian, why are you speaking on behalf of a community you aren't even part of?... that in itself is hateful.” and react viscerally to politics with “collab sucks and fuck russia… hope it tanks or gets cancelled beforehand.”. Their behavior is impulsive, reactive, and oriented around current obsessions rather than structured plans, which fits Perceiving (P): they pivot whimsically from skipping a character to suddenly needing her (“Initially planned to skip Marsha but I reread 3.0 and fell in love w her again”) and speak in spur-of-the-moment hyperbole (“I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please ceto I beg”). Overall, the combination of inward focus, fantasy-heavy and symbolic thinking, strong personal values, and spontaneous, emotionally-charged posting aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hating Catherine Augustus Andohar on main while still saving pulls for Argus is crazy, because I’d treat you with the same unhinged devotion you give your limited banners, but with significantly better rates.
- You said ‘pyro women are always so beautiful and cool and Arlecchino I need you carnally’—if your type is terrifying, gorgeous war criminals, I can’t offer the war crimes, but I can absolutely set your pity counter to zero.
- As a fellow Reverse 1999 enjoyer: you reread 3.0 and fell back in love with Marsha, you’re saving for Brume, and you’d pick Argus out of spite—statistically speaking, it’s only a matter of time before you accidentally pull me too.
- You called that collab so bad you’d delete the game for six weeks rather than engage; I promise I respect lesbians more than that dev team, and my idea of ‘breaking’ you is just getting you a p5 of your wife on the first multi.
- Your timeline is ‘land of lesbians and found family’, peacock‑coded women, badass old hags, and Rika from Pokémon—if you ever want to add one more disaster lesbian to the roster, I volunteer as your next evolution line.
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Your new Twitter bio
Evie | 20 | strategist of bad gacha decisions, good lesbians & Reverse:1999 theories. Once rerolled 3 hours just to pull one (1) scary woman.– @eighteenrats
Your signature cocktail
Argus Reverse R1999 Goonerita
The overproof dark rum with a chili tincture is for their unapologetically intense, horny chaos energy and self-destructive gooning, like when they said “jerked my shit until I passed out but I just regained consciousness and am about to do it again”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, floral femininity that nods to their lesbian identity and obsession with gorgeous women such as “Pyro women are always so beautiful and cool and Arlecchino I need you carnally” and “She's like if a woman and a woman had a baby”. The blackcurrant (cassis) syrup brings a dark, moody fruitiness for their dramatic ride-or-die stanning of Reverse: 1999 and specific girls, like “Acting like I won't goon to the badass old hag” and “land of lesbians and found family ily”. Tonic water with lime keeps it sharp, fizzy, and a little bitter in honor of their snappy, principled side when they say things like “collab sucks and fuck russia. Deleting the game the moment it goes live” and calling out lesbophobia in “fetishising about ‘breaking’ lesbians… is lesbophobic, actually”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim represents the salt of bad gacha luck and enduring spite, like “Any time I get lucky on any of my accounts I start to seethe slightly more abt my augustus luck” and the immortal grudge in “I fucking hate Catherine Augustus Andohar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Evie consistently shows sharp, combative conviction and a willingness to act decisively out of principle, which leans Slytherin more than any other house. Her response to the problematic "very queer" discourse is direct and confrontational, calling out someone for "fetishising about 'breaking' lesbians" and labeling it "lesbophobic" in “'very queer' but not lesbian, why are you speaking on behalf of a community you aren't even part of? And fetishising about 'breaking' lesbians and referring to it using a very offensive slur is lesbophobic, actually, that in itself is hateful.”, showing a strong, almost ruthless defense of her community. The way she approaches games and characters is charged with intense fixation and spiteful resolve, like choosing a character "purely out of spite" in “even if I already have her p5 I will be choosing argus purely out of spite”, and openly fantasizing about violent or extreme scenarios such as “Acting like I won't goon to the badass old hag” and “I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please ceto I beg”. Her reaction to the controversial collab is absolute and strategic—“collab sucks and fuck russia. Deleting the game the moment it goes live because I am not engaging w jackshit while it's here. hope it tanks or gets cancelled beforehand.”—which reads less like Hufflepuff patience and more like Slytherin scorched-earth boundary-setting and moral self-preservation. Even her intense, possessive way of talking about favorite characters and ships, e.g. “I WONNN I WIN I WINN THATS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LOOK AT HER GOOO”, fits a passionate, ambitious, and somewhat obsessive Slytherin temperament rather than the more studious Ravenclaw or gentle Hufflepuff archetypes.
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Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A song that fits Evie best is “Girls Like Girls” by Hayley Kiyoko, because it centers unapologetic, loudly gay desire and lesbian identity in the same way her online presence does. Her bio openly states she’s a lesbian and Reverse 1999 enjoyer, and her timeline is saturated with intense attraction toward women, like when she posts about characters with, “She’s like if a woman and a woman had a baby” “She's like if a woman and a woman had a baby”. She repeatedly thirsts over powerful, dangerous women, e.g. “Pyro women are always so beautiful and cool and Arlecchino I need you carnally” “Pyro women are always so beautiful and cool and Arlecchino I need you carnally” and “I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please ceto I beg” “I need her to break a beer bottle over my head oh my god please ceto I beg”, which echoes the song’s charged, yearning tone. At the same time, she’s fiercely protective of lesbians and calls out fetishization, as in “‘very queer’ but not lesbian, why are you speaking on behalf of a community you aren't even part of?”, mirroring the defiant, boundary-setting energy in Kiyoko’s work. The combination of horny, dramatic, and deeply lesbian vibes throughout her tweets makes Girls Like Girls an especially fitting anthem for her.
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