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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of chaotic humor, strong opinions, and affection for their hyper-specific fandoms lines up closest with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they oscillate between sincere enthusiasm and over-the-top dramatics, e.g. begging people to vote a certain way in TPOT with “YOU GUYS HAVE TO VOTE TO SAVE WINNER PLEASE IM ON MY FUCKING KNEES” and jokingly extreme reactions like “im going to KILL MYSELF”. They’re also very willing to call things out bluntly, such as criticizing creators and communities in tweets like “ROBTOP GET SOME FUCKING INTERNET YOUR ENTIRE MOD TEAM IS GARBAGE”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, confrontational streak. At the same time, their bio and pinned-style intro show a loud but earnest pride in their identity and ships (“HI IM WEBER! im a gay beach ball that LOVES men… #1 8 BALL FAN AND CREATOR OF #EightTimesWon”), echoing Bart’s unabashed confidence in what he likes. The occasional self-awareness about their behavior, like “i need to stop complaining about people and making fun of them on the main its making us look bad”, also matches Bart’s rare but genuine moments of reflection beneath the mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E): they constantly broadcast their reactions and directly rally others, e.g. “CALLING ALL @WTM_System FOLLWERS, I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED US OUT OF MAIN… IF YOU WANNA SEE OUR REACTION PLS FOLLOW THIS ACC” and “CHAT do i keep the force follow ratio rule… it would be mad funny”, which indicates a need for interaction and shared hype rather than quiet observation. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive (N): they fixate on ships, symbolic dynamics, and meta-fandom concepts like “#EightTimesWon look at our queer ship list” and imagining polycule charts in “are you guys interested in an EightTimesWon polycule chart i swear theres more to it than it looks”, focusing more on imagined relationships and possibilities than concrete facts. Their judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-driven, centering on emotional reactions and values: they say “im going to KILL MYSELF” hyperbolically over media outcomes, and call out perceived injustice in community drama such as “gd players need to lock in we cant seriously be trying to act like all this shit isnt a cover up for the mods being shit people”, prioritizing fairness and hurt over detached logic. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they are impulsive, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured—locking themselves out of their main (“HELP I LOCKED OURSELVES OUT IF OUR MAIN FOR A WEEK”), quickly changing pinned tweets (“i give up making a new pinned tweet”), and frequently reacting in the moment with streams of consciousness like “8TH PLACE IS SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE anyway 8 BALL YESS YESS HES SO CUTE”. Taken together—highly social, imaginative shipping/fandom focus, emotion-centric judgments, and spontaneous behavior—ENFP fits them best.

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Weber | Object show enthusiast & #osctwt stats enjoyer | Accidentally locked out of main once, stayed for TPOT reactions | They/He– @EightTimesWon

Your signature cocktail
The Eight Times Won-Up is loud, blue, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone preparing their “tpot21 screaming reaction laser” while begging, “YOU GUYS HAVE TO VOTE TO SAVE WINNER PLEASE IM ON MY FUCKING KNEES”. Blue curaçao gives it that object-show, game-night cartoon color, echoing their life revolving around BFDI and being the self-declared “#1 8 BALL FAN” in their pinned bio tweet, “HI IM WEBER! im a gay beach ball that LOVES men… #1 8 BALL FAN AND CREATOR OF #EightTimesWon”. Spiced rum stands in for the sharp, sometimes confrontational edge they bring when calling out communities and mods, like when they yell, “ROBTOP GET SOME FUCKING INTERNET YOUR ENTIRE MOD TEAM IS GARBAGE”. Passion fruit juice embodies their intense shipping brain and queer joy, especially in posts like “#EightTimesWon look at our queer ship list” and pleading, “please jnj please do it for the EightTimesWon fandom..”. Lime juice adds bite and self-awareness, reflecting tweets where they critique themselves and their timeline, like “i need to stop complaining about people and making fun of them on the main its making us look bad”. The pop rocks and black sugar rim is chaotic and dramatic, capturing their explosive reactions—whether it’s “im going to KILL MYSELF” over show results or declaring, “TODAY IS THE FUCKING BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!#EightTimesWon” when their ship wins; this drink hits hard, fizzes at the edges, and leaves a loud impression, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show very strong Slytherin traits: ambition, intensity about their interests, and a willingness to be confrontational to get what they want. Their fixation on making the ship EightTimesWon canon and even joking about creating parody accounts to realize it — “can i just create a bunch of parody accounts so that i can make my EightTimesWon a reality” — reflects classic Slytherin-style single‑minded ambition around a goal. They frequently call out communities and individuals directly, such as criticizing GD mods — “ROBTOP GET SOME FUCKING INTERNET YOUR ENTIRE MOD TEAM IS GARBAGE” — and ragebait dynamics — “the concept of ragebaiting ragebaiters” — which shows a combative, strategic approach rather than a purely idealistic one. Their willingness to say harsh, provocative things for impact, like regretting deleting a tweet only because it performed well — “it was my best performing tweet by far and i didnt care that i was being cooked i only deleted it because ididnt want people to think i believed it” — suggests image‑conscious cunning more than Gryffindor-style moral focus. Even their insistence on managing their follow ratio because they think it’s funny — “i like keeping a 1:1 follower ratio because i think its funny” — points to a self‑aware, meta, status‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin rather than Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw.

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A song that best suits @EightTimesWon is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because its chaotic, emotional, and rebellious energy mirrors their timeline perfectly. They swing between intense fandom obsession and dramatic outbursts, like when they say “YOU GUYS HAVE TO VOTE TO SAVE WINNER PLEASE IM ON MY FUCKING KNEES” and “im going to KILL MYSELF” in an obviously hyperbolic, over-the-top way. The song’s theme of railing against systems and authority fits their frequent callouts and rants at communities and mod teams, such as “ROBTOP GET SOME FUCKING INTERNET YOUR ENTIRE MOD TEAM IS GARBAGE” and “gd players need to lock in we cant seriously be trying to act like all this shit isnt a cover up for the mods being shit people”. Their bio and pinned tweet radiate queer, outsider, fandom-heavy identity — “im a gay beach ball that LOVES men… #1 8 BALL FAN AND CREATOR OF #EightTimesWon” — which parallels the song’s celebration of not fitting in. Overall, the messy honesty, anger, humor, and loud feelings of “Teenagers” align well with how they tweet about fandom drama, shipping, and personal frustration all at once.

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