
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a thoughtful, idealistic young woman who overthinks her future and feelings, very much like Lisa Simpson. Tweets about academic and life direction, such as being “very undecided” about college plans and relying on supportive parents, mirror Lisa’s anxious ambition and close bond with her family: “muito indecisa se quero realmente tentar uma faculdade aqui ou se quero fazer o imat pra ir embora” and “acho que a maior sorte da minha vida é ter pais que me apoiam em exatamente tudo que tem a ver com meu futuro e minha vida acadêmica”. Their emotional introspection and questioning of their own desirability and authenticity also fit Lisa’s more melancholic, reflective side: “será que sou desinteressante ou só não consigo mais me mostrar verdadeiramente pra ninguém”. At the same time, they’re romantic and sensitive, valuing affection and deep connection with friends, echoing Lisa’s craving for genuine bonds: “nada melhor que estar feliz com seus amigos e se sentir amada”. Even their dreamy, idealistic tone about life and goals – “ai é tão lindo imaginar a vida, ter sonhos e metas incríveis” – is peak Lisa Simpson energy.

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They lean Extraverted: they love calls and constant connection with friends, e.g. “ai eu amo call com meus amigos, me sinto tão segurinha” and “queria ficar em chamada com meus amigos 24h por dia”, and often talk about parties, churrasco, pool gatherings, and social media presence like “tô linda demais e sinto que minha era low profile na minha principal do insta vai acabar ☝🏻”. Their focus on dreams, possibilities, and life paths suggests Intuition: “i'm a dreamer” and “muito indecisa se quero realmente tentar uma faculdade aqui ou se quero fazer o imat pra ir embora” show preoccupation with future scenarios over concrete details. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions and relationships: “nada melhor que estar feliz com seus amigos e se sentir amada”, “amo ver meus amigos felizes e apaixonados 💞😭”, and their distress over interpersonal and romantic issues like “é muito difícil ter que superar algo que vc criou na sua cabeça né”. The strongest pole is Perceiving: they show chronic indecision and flexibility, as in “queria alguém pra me dizer exatamente o que devo fazer, que mulher decidida sou eu que não consigo tomar decisões” and “fico impressionada com esse pessoal que mal termina e já tá com outra, eu demorei quase dois anos só pra CONVERSAR com alguém”, and they often react spontaneously to feelings in the moment (sports games, series finales, work stress) instead of following rigid plans. Overall, a highly social, emotionally expressive, future-oriented, and indecisive style fits ENFP best.

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Adulting in São Paulo, powered by home office, sushi and Fortnite. Once spent my whole salary on Secret Santa and still says yes to every call with friends.– @eilishjruby

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around sake to honor the girl who swears that “todo dia que eu passo sem comer sushi, uma sereia morre”, giving it a gentle but present alcohol kick. An espresso shot goes in for the exhausted adult who admits “eu não aguento mais a vida adulta, quero ter 15 anos dnv” and breathes deep before “respiro fundo e abro minha caixa de email”. Passion fruit juice captures the drama of someone who can say “mds eu tô tão triste kk” and also live for moments when “nada melhor que estar feliz com seus amigos e se sentir amada”. Elderflower liqueur brings a soft, dreamy sweetness for the one who posts “i'm a dreamer” and loves imagining life and big goals like in “ai é tão lindo imaginar a vida, ter sonhos e metas incríveis, tão bom estar feliz...”. Finally, sparkling water makes it a spritz—light, playful, and a bit chaotic—just like someone who has “tesão em home office” (“tenho tesão em home office 🤤”) but also wants to stay in call with friends “24h por dia”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows someone deeply centered on friends, emotional safety, and everyday happiness, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They gush about how much they love being with friends and feeling loved, as in “nothing better than being happy with your friends and feeling loved” and “I love call with my friends, I feel so safe”. They care a lot about their social circle and are distressed when that harmony feels off, saying they are “fighting the urge to cut half of my friend circle out of my life”, which shows how seriously they take loyalty and boundaries. Their attachment to comfort, routine, and small joys — loving home office (“I have a kink for home office”), pool and wine nights (“me drowning in wine and pool in this little rain”), and gifting/secret santa (“I spent my salary on secret santa”) — fits Hufflepuff’s appreciation for cozy, grounded pleasures rather than glory or power. They also display steady hard‑working energy and endurance, from “I’ve never worked this much ffs” to managing adult life despite wanting to go back to being 15 (“I can’t stand adult life anymore, I want to be 15 again”). While they have some Ravenclaw-like academic concern and Slytherin-like future planning (“waiting for an email that MAYBE can define my entire future”), their dominant qualities are loyalty, warmth, and a desire for emotional security, which align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑suited song for them is dreamer by Billie Eilish, because they explicitly embrace that identity and a dreamy, introspective way of living. They literally post “i'm a dreamer”, and also talk about imagining life and having big goals, saying “ai é tão lindo imaginar a vida, ter sonhos e metas incríveis, tão bom estar feliz...”, which fits the song’s theme of vulnerable optimism. Their timeline mixes anxiety about the future and decisions—“muito indecisa se quero realmente tentar uma faculdade aqui ou se quero fazer o imat pra ir embora” and “esperando um email que pode TALVEZ definir o meu futuro inteiro”—with a stubborn hopefulness, like the song’s balance between fear and longing. They’re emotional, romantic, and a little dramatic about love and friendship, from “nada melhor que estar feliz com seus amigos e se sentir amada” to “é muito difícil ter que superar algo que vc criou na sua cabeça né”, mirroring Billie’s confessional style. Since they also tweet directly about listening to Billie—“ouvindo billie eilish no trabalho”—dreamer feels like a natural soundtrack to their mix of soft chaos, overthinking, and big-hearted dreams.

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