eireneism
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like eimiko and Columbina, e.g. “i miss them so much, i'm on the verge of insanity.” and “considering ruining my sleep schedule again and staying up past 3am just to pull for columbina btw!!!!!”.
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and hyperbole, like “these insane levels of greediness, she's sick????? (scoot over)” and “fucking in tenshukaku and making it everyone's business oh eimiko MY EIMIKO”.
- Loyal: Consistently defends favorite characters/ships, e.g. strong eimiko mono stance in “kekeing at arlebina and sandbina shippers... i'm not the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen” and repeated Ei devotion like “now i'm crying and blabbering because i miss her so much NO ONE GETS ME”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns, like calling out her ‘power bottom truthism’ in “slowly realizing that i always try to insert my power bottom truthism into all of my ships mmm” and joking about being seen as ‘one of their own’ by the gachaslop gods in “since the gachaslop demonic gods down in hell see me as one of their own”.
- Community-minded: Speaks as part of a fandom collective, e.g. “i feel deeply connected to everyone searching for genshin maintenance right now” and “we're all pulling for columbina AND skinning dottore alive in a few weeks”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile: Frequently uses intense language and anger, e.g. “fuck you @GenshinImpact and fuck YOU especially @dehya, goodnight.” and “lord just send the flood”.
- Overinvested: Lets game/anime obsessions dominate mood and decisions, such as wanting to ruin sleep for pulls in “considering ruining my sleep schedule again and staying up past 3am just to pull for columbina btw!!!!!” and farming despite being very sick in “being so sick i can barely get out of bed but still hopping on genshin to do abyss”.
- Confrontational: Openly attacks people or takes, e.g. “as a lesbian who has had this account blocked... i have to let the tl know how happy i am that they're getting torn apart in the qrts” and “this mass psychosis has to end, let's be serious for a minute?????”.
- Impulse-driven: Shows impulsive tendencies with spending and schedule, like fearing her own whaling in “kinda scared to be allowed near a credit card like i fear it's not gonna be pretty but oh well!!!!!!” and staying up extremely late for content in “wait fym 5am HOLD ON A MINUTE”.
- Highlyfixated: Fixates strongly on specific ships/characters to the point of distress, as seen in “i miss them so much, i'm on the verge of insanity.” and “dottore fans crying, columbina calling arle father canon... OH i'll be sleeping good tonight”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: intense, hyper-verbal, and emotionally invested in her fixations, but also self-aware and critical of the world around her. Like Lisa when she’s on an obsessive kick (jazz, animal rights, a book series), this user has a deep-focus yuri/Genshin brainrot, gushing over ships and characters with lines like “fucking in tenshukaku and making it everyone's business oh eimiko MY EIMIKO” and “i miss them so much, i'm on the verge of insanity.”. She’s also constantly overanalyzing story and lore the way Lisa does with politics and ethics, e.g. “oh so you're telling me they made a whole new nation to fix plot holes and now they're squeezing snezhnaya, khaenri'ah and celestia in one full version?”. Her combination of morality and pettiness—calling out bad fandom behavior while remaining gleefully toxic about her own monoship stance, as in “kekeing at arlebina and sandbina shippers embarrassing themselves and having a yuri off like i'm not the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen”—also mirrors Lisa’s righteous but sometimes smug streak. Even her dramatic despair about gacha luck and health, like “the concept of being so sick i can barely get out of bed but still hopping on genshin to do abyss because i'm desperate for primos”, reads like Lisa staying up all night studying or crusading for a cause, burning herself out for something she cares about.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: their timeline is very socially oriented, full of performative reactions and loud emotional sharing, like “INAZUMA EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and “user eireneism is officially an unbricked city resident RAHHHHHHH”, showing high external expressiveness and comfort engaging an audience. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they fixate on ships, meta, and big‑picture narratives instead of concrete details, as in “oh so you're telling me they made a whole new nation to fix plot holes and now they're squeezing snezhnaya, khaenri'ah and celestia in one full version?” and the very conceptual “there is yuri in everything if your heart is pure”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, centering emotion, attachment, and values (e.g. “i hope this year is gentle and kind i hope my health gets better i hope i get to kiss women and i sure do hope eimiko comes back to me”) and taking moral stances toward fandom behavior, like “as a lesbian… i have to let the tl know how happy i am that they're getting torn apart in the qrts”. Finally, they lean Perceiving: their gacha plans are half-serious wishcasting (“6.3 plans for future reference bc i need to put it out into the universe and wait for the gachaslop demonic gods down in hell to have mercy on me and my wallet”), they joke about ruining their sleep schedule for pulls (“considering ruining my sleep schedule again and staying up past 3am just to pull for columbina btw!!!!!”), and their overall vibe is spontaneous, emotionally-driven fandom enthusiasm rather than structured, orderly planning. Put together, the expressive, imaginative, values-led, and improvisational style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said there’s yuri in everything if your heart is pure—does that include this moment where a lesbian Genshin addict is about to get soft for a girl who would absolutely farm mats for her between Inazuma buffs?
- If Hoyoverse can make a whole new nation to fix plot holes, do you think they can patch in a scene where Ei and Miko finally canonize eimiko and you and I third‑wheel it on a tensehukaku date… I mean, tenshukaku. Oops, Freudian typo.
- You’re plotting 6.3 pulls like a true gachaslop demonic god disciple, so here’s my banner plan: build pity on mutuals > hard pull for you > pray I don’t lose the 50/50 to another useless situationship. Rate‑up my chances?
- You bookmarking bottom Ei getting strapped by Miko and immediately losing it feels like a hate crime from the algorithm—maybe we should run some co‑op testing: I’ll bring the power bottom Bina agenda, you bring the Eimiko brainrot, and we’ll see whose ship explodes first.
- You left the house to be a responsible adult for five minutes and ran home to farm for Columbina; if you ever need someone to remind you to drink water, touch grass, and then come back to kiss women and refresh the eimiko tag together, I volunteer as your designated irl support and co‑maladaptive daydreamer.
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24 • she/her • lesbian. Genshin addict, Eimiko truther, part-time gacha victim. Once farmed mats while sick in bed just to miss 36-star Abyss.– @eireneism
Your signature cocktail
Power Bottom Bina Blitz
This cocktail hits as hard as a late-night pull session for a Harbinger you’re down bad for, channeling the chaotic gacha devotion behind lines like “considering ruining my sleep schedule again and staying up past 3am just to pull for columbina btw!!!!!” and “columbina > ineffa > r1 columbina sig but wouldn't mind losing the 50/50” into a high-proof berry vodka base. The sour cherry liqueur captures their feral, unfiltered timeline energy and tendency to spiral, as seen in “fuck you @GenshinImpact and fuck YOU especially @dehya, goodnight.” and “this insane mug?????”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and loud in the way they lose it over new content like “INAZUMA EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and “eimiko crumbs in the big 2026 DON'T EVER KILL YOURSELF”. A dash of rose syrup is the lesbian yuri heart of the drink, soft and romantic beneath all the yelling, echoing “there is yuri in everything if your heart is pure” and “i hope this year is gentle and kind i hope my health gets better i hope i get to kiss women and i sure do hope eimiko comes back to me”. Finally, the black lava salt rim nods to their toxic monoship gremlin side and their delight in drama, from “kekeing at arlebina and sandbina shippers embarrassing themselves and having a yuri off like i'm not the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen” to “hey so do #not check the eimiko tag unless you have every gcha gail member blocked, it's not safe out here.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aria shows strong Slytherin traits: ambition, obsession with goals, and a ruthless, ride-or-die mentality about the things she cares about. Her meticulous gacha planning and willingness to suffer for a goal are pure ambition and resourcefulness, like when she lays out detailed pull strategies and refers to the “gachaslop demonic gods down in hell” while mapping out banners and contingencies in “6.3 second half plans since the gachaslop demonic gods down in hell see me as one of their own build pity on zibai's banner bc i want aino's cons if i lose the 50/50 > wait for escoffier and skirk bc they'll both be guaranteed if i win > yay!” and “6.3 plans for future reference bc i need to put it out into the universe and wait for the gachaslop demonic gods down in hell to have mercy on me and my wallet!!!!! columbina > ineffa > r1 columbina sig but wouldn't mind losing the 50/50”. She openly embraces being seen as one of those "gachaslop demonic gods" and talks about whaling with half-joking fear of her own excess in “the way i #knew for a fact i'd be whaling for columbina if i lost the 50/50 but now i'm kinda scared to be allowed near a credit card like i fear it's not gonna be pretty but oh well!!!!!!”, which fits Slytherin’s willingness to push limits to get what they want. Her intense, territorial devotion to certain ships and characters also reads more possessive and cunning than simply loyal, as when she calls herself “the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen” in “kekeing at arlebina and sandbina shippers embarrassing themselves and having a yuri off like i'm not the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen” and frames her love for Ei and Eimiko in almost obsessive, all‑or‑nothing terms in “i deleted a tweet about ei... now i'm crying and blabbering because i miss her so much NO ONE GETS ME” and “i miss them so much, i'm on the verge of insanity.”. The way she delights in other people or companies getting dragged, as in “the way idgaf that genshin lost because at least now it's **** at the receiving line of everyone's lashings OH get them again for me”, shows a sharp, vengeful streak more aligned with Slytherin’s darker humor and sense of retribution than with Hufflepuff’s warmth or Ravenclaw’s detachment. A skeptic might argue she has Gryffindor’s loudness or Ravenclaw’s analysis of lore, but the throughline is calculated obsession, goal‑orientation, and an unapologetically cutting edge, which are quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A song that best suits @eireneism is girls by girl in red. Their entire online presence is lesbian-coded and unabashedly about loving women, from their bio "there is yuri in everything if your heart is pure" to tweets like “now why would a >straight< woman in a >hetero< relationship be a pillow princess QUICK” and “i hope i get to kiss women and i sure do hope eimiko comes back to me”. The song’s yearning, a bit chaotic, very gay vibe fits their obsessive devotion to fictional women and ships, like “fucking in tenshukaku and making it everyone's business oh eimiko MY EIMIKO” and “dottore fans crying, columbina calling arle father canon, columbina yearning arc begins”. The messy, emotional intensity of the lyrics mirrors their dramatic gacha struggles and ride-or-die monoship attitude, visible in “kekeing at arlebina and sandbina shippers embarrassing themselves and having a yuri off like i'm not the most toxic eimiko monoshipper this app has ever seen”. Overall, girls captures their combination of lesbian longing, humor, and obsessive affection perfectly.
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