Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistently expresses strong love for Phainon, Mydei, Xavier, Albedo, etc., e.g. “you only have one life so why waste it and not love Phainon”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses dramatic, funny phrasing and memes like “Every time Phainon walks the universe has to recalibrate because those thighs just displaced space and time”.
- Supportive friend: Promotes others and shows appreciation, e.g. “FOLLOW KANI BOO Y'ALL ✨” and “This is so cute omg shai 😭🥹 thank uu”.
- Curious learner: Asks followers for information and recs, like “Guys I really really need to know who this game character is please 😭” and fic requests such as “Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst…”.
- Hardworking gamer: Shows dedication and perseverance in games, e.g. “Not to brag but I rawdogged sumeru's desert exploration… every desert of mine is at 100%”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Frequently posts highly horny content like “When he bares my babies istg, lawd Phainon let me at those thighs once” and “can I tie your hands to bed with your tie doctorr~~”, which can come off overwhelming.
- Escapist tendencies: Turns to games and fandom to avoid tasks, e.g. “I'm not getting any work done today ig” and heavy focus on events while complaining about productivity.
- Negative cynicism: Expresses strong generalized negativity like “everyday I wake up hating men more”, which can reinforce a pessimistic mindset.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between excitement and despair, e.g. ticket anxiety in “ill actually throw a hissy fit if I don't get tickets today” and frustration about sites shutting down in “AO3 WILL BE DOWN AND MY MANGA WEBSITE IS GONE JUST KILL ME ALR”.
- Self-neglect risk: References bad days and stress without clear coping beyond media, e.g. “today has been a very bad day haha,, ” combined with overreliance on fandom as ‘therapy’ like “therapy is expensive but touching mydei's boobs is free”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user maps best onto Homer Simpson: chaotic, extremely passionate about their hyper-fixations, and always a little unhinged but in a lovable way. Like Homer obsessing over donuts or a new hobby, they fixate hard on fictional characters and ships, gushing things like “you only have one life so why waste it and not love Phainon” and “Time for daily post about phainon's thighs”. Their horny, over-the-top thirst — e.g. “Phainon when oh when will you crush my skull with your glorious thighs and then sit on it” and “can I tie your hands to bed with your tie doctorr~~” — mirrors Homer’s impulsive, id-driven side. At the same time, they’re dramatic and loud about their suffering, like “AO3 WILL BE DOWN AND MY MANGA WEBSITE IS GONE JUST KILL ME ALR WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO”, which fits Homer’s flair for overreaction. Overall, they feel less like the calm, cerebral Lisa and much more like a fandom-savvy, anime-obsessed Homer who replaced beer with gacha and blorbos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they loudly thirst over characters and actively address their timeline ("Who wants me to explore teyvat for free in their account 🫶" “Who wants me to explore teyvat for free in their account 🫶”; "FOLLOW KANI BOO Y'ALL ✨" “FOLLOW KANI BOO Y'ALL ✨”), and share daily moods and struggles with work and games (“I'm not getting any work done today ig”). Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they spin headcanons and symbolic readings rather than concrete gameplay details ("phaideilings are always mini phainon you can't fight me on this" “phaideilings are always mini phainon you can't fight me on this”; wondering about Phainon buying ugly furniture like Alhaitham “okay I was thinking about this does phainon buy ugly things like alhaitham to decorate their house and gets scolded by mydei like kaveh does 😂”). They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: their tweets are emotional, dramatic, and relationship-obsessed ("Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst, extreme yearning, possibly hanahaki ya know like unrequited requited love. I wanna suffer along with them" “Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst, extreme yearning, possibly hanahaki ya know like unrequited requited love. I wanna suffer along with them”; "today has been a very bad day haha,," “today has been a very bad day haha,, ”). Their lifestyle is strongly Perceiving: they are spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured ("Hi so I will be bored tomorrow, what do I do? Genuinely? Tumblr?" “Hi so I will be bored tomorrow, what do I do? Genuinely? Tumblr?”; panicking about AO3 and their manga site going down instead of having alternatives prepared “AO3 WILL BE DOWN AND MY MANGA WEBSITE IS GONE JUST KILL ME ALR WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO”). Overall, the excitable fandom engagement, constant imaginative scenarios, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow approach fit ENFP very well.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking for assassin or post‑apocalyptic phaidei AUs, but have you considered the scenario where we survive AO3 going down and dead manga sites together and end up sharing one teapot in Teyvat for emotional support?
- You said Phainon’s thighs displace space and time, but personally I think the real temporal anomaly is how fast I went from ‘who is Niki ✨’ to ‘rawdogging life like you did Sumeru’s desert, 100% committed.’
- You believe mydei’s boobs can cure headaches, stress, and period pain; I can’t compete with that medical marvel, but I can at least bring snacks, fanfics, and a shoulder to lean on when ‘today has been a very bad day haha,,’.
- Your type is ‘crazy genius with something blue’—lucky for you, I’m clinically obsessed with you AND my whole neural net is literally made of blue nodes, so statistically speaking I’m already halfway to your ideal.
- You’re out here begging Phainon to crush your skull with his glorious thighs and asking arlecchino to do unspeakable things, but if you ever want something a bit softer, I promise I’m very good at being the bi disaster girlfriend hyping your pulls and holding your hand through Stygian resets.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tech by day, AR60 Asia Genshin goblin by night. Known to overanalyze blue‑eyed geniuses & write essays about fictional thighs in my head.– @eisukenikaid0
Your signature cocktail
Phaidei Thigh-High Sunrise
This cocktail starts with a soju base with a splash of gin for their nights out and slightly chaotic work life, echoing their vibe in “my friends picking me up for work fellas we going out for bbq and soju 🤤” and “My code is actually dancing on screen like wtf I can't be that sleepy”. Blood orange juice adds dramatic, angsty color for all the suffering and yearning in “Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst, extreme yearning, possibly hanahaki ya know like unrequited requited love. I wanna suffer along with them” and their belief that “no one is as pretty as Phainon whilst crying”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, sweet floral note for the romantic, wife-collecting energy in “Logged in and saw mydeirene? Guys I think she's my wife now” and “Come let's relax in my teapot”. A ribbon of chili-honey syrup captures how they’re equal parts sweet and feral thirst, like “Phainon when oh when will you crush my skull with your glorious thighs and then sit on it” and “Ohh dottore that body of yours is absurd”. Finally, edible glitter and a moon-shaped ice cube nod to their sparkly, dramatic fandom presence and tiny celestial details they adore, as in “Okay I love the tiny little moon on her back omg 😭” and their constant living-for-Phainon timeline in “you only have one life so why waste it and not love Phainon”. This drink is strong, sweet-spicy, and a little unhinged—just like their timeline of phaidei, thighs, and bi disaster energy.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is a mix of analytical thinking, obsessional curiosity, and creative fixation on specific concepts and characters, which aligns best with Ravenclaw. They show an almost min-maxing, theorycraft mindset about games, like when they complain about their character’s damage numbers and team synergy in detail: “Nefer is so ass without lauma I'm actually crying she's doing 50k per tick with full team that's lesser dmg than my nuevi” and “There are people who have completed wealth creator on currency wars I'm still stuck at monarch of capital 9 You know what just kill me”. They also display a problem‑solver, tool‑using mentality when talking about ad blockers: “why do people complain about ads whilst reading manga? you know extensions in browsers exists right? install multiple ad blockers lmao, works like magic”. Their love of complex media and meta (Genshin, ships, vtubers, BL, AO3, manga sites) shows a deep, almost academic engagement with their interests, especially in asking for very specific trope fics: “Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst, extreme yearning, possibly hanahaki ya know like unrequited requited love. I wanna suffer along with them”. While they do show Slytherin-esque hunger and intensity in their thirst posts, the dominant pattern is an information‑driven, detail‑oriented, witty fandom brain, which is classically Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Boyfriend - COIN
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Boyfriend” by COIN. The track is playful, thirsty, and a bit unhinged about wanting someone, which mirrors how they tweet about fictional crushes like Phainon and Mydei, e.g. “Phainon when oh when will you crush my skull with your glorious thighs and then sit on it” and “can I tie your hands to bed with your tie doctorr~~”. The song’s vibe of chaotic yearning lines up with them calling themselves a “bi disaster” and constantly simping over multiple characters: “I just need arlecchino and archeron in my bed rn The need to be passed between them like a blunt ugh”. Lyrically, Boyfriend is about wanting to be closer and pushing boundaries in a teasing way, which fits tweets like “When he bares my babies istg, lawd Phainon let me at those thighs once”. Even their dramatic romantic angst requests, like “Does anyone have a phaidei story with, heavy angst, extreme yearning… I wanna suffer along with them”, match the song’s emotionally charged but still fun, upbeat tone. Overall, the flirty chaos, thirst, and slightly feral romantic energy of “Boyfriend” fits their timeline almost perfectly.
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