Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Organized leader: They track members, meetings, and votes with systems like the board and scheduled events, e.g. “Hello, dear union members. I put up a board in the union hall to keep track of everyone's membership standings.” and “NOV. 12th MEETING NOTES: 1. You all are massive disappointments. 2. Dentist is our MotW. 3. Touch Takumi Tuesday event was vetoed...”.
- Community‑oriented: They constantly center the Union and its members, welcoming new people and creating shared activities, e.g. “Please join me in welcoming @stantwteito, @TsundereEito, and @eitojoint to the Union.” and “I found some materials to make bracelets since it sounded like a good activity for the Union... let me know if you want me to make one for you.”.
- Responsibly caring: They show concern for members’ wellbeing and logistics (food, meds, boundaries), e.g. “Since we've gained so many brothers, I have to restock the union hall fridge again tomorrow... Anything for my dear members.” and “It's important to make sure I always have the right medications on hand to keep my dear members safe and healthy.”.
- Self‑aware reflective: They openly analyze their own role, desires, and insecurities, e.g. “You know... I feel like I'm not as sexual as the other Eitos. Is that what the Union is missing? Sex appeal? I'm afraid I don't know how to talk about sex...” and “Sometimes, I get the feeling that all of the Eito accounts are being run by one person... Pretty irrational, right?”.
- Inclusively educational: They try to make the space accessible and informative, especially around disability and tools, e.g. “For anyone who's asked how us visually impaired Eitos use twitter and been too ignorant to research it yourself, here you go. Most phones come with a screenreader now.” and “If anybody would like to help out, then the door code is in the reply.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive impulses: They describe urges toward violence or death in a flippant way, e.g. “The union is the one thing in my life that keeps me from ending it all and taking multiple other lives down with me even though I really really want to all the time.” and “And if our working class Eito lives are still miserable in six months then I'm starting a union suicide pact anyways.”.
- Unhealthy workaholism: They push themselves past safe limits for union and job, e.g. “Dear beloved members... I haven't slept for 48 hours and my body is finally failing me.” and “Who knew that running a Union comprised of the most mentally ill and manipulative people you know would be so exhausting.”.
- Manipulative tendencies: They acknowledge manipulativeness and use guilt‑tinged language with members, e.g. “deep downn,I'm as manipulative & & spiteful as ALLof you... we are likke this forever. Give up My collection” and emotional pressure like “Please just let me live a lie for a few months longer.”.
- Boundary blurriness: They mix serious advocacy with intense personal and sexualized dynamics, e.g. punishment polls like “Congratulations to urination. Dentist will face her democratically decided punishment shortly.” and events like “Dentist's urine punishment”, which can confuse consent and power boundaries as a ‘leader.’
- Catastrophic thinking: They often jump to worst‑case emotional interpretations about the Union collapsing or members leaving, e.g. “I can't lose my most prolific member. I can't I really can't I can't face this disgusting worldThe union was my last resort and it's falling apart” and “Would everyone forget me if I changed my profile picture?... Would all of our relationships instantly crumble?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: earnest, overburdened, and obsessed with organizing causes that no one else takes quite as seriously. Like Lisa with her social justice clubs and petitions, this user treats the Union as a moral and political project, talking about “the serious societal issues we face” in Eito life and complaining that others joined “with sexual ulterior motives” in a way that mirrors Lisa’s frustration with apathetic peers. Their mixture of genuine care and exasperation toward the group is very Lisa-like, as seen in posts such as “Hello, dear members. My schedule is finally calming down enough that I can be more present for the Union. I'd like to make a few announcements.” followed soon after by “Dear Union members I'll be honest with you. Your boss is fucking tired”. The self-sacrificial streak and sense of duty (“This is becoming quite the expense weighing down my poor Eito wallet, but an expense that I'm happy to have nonetheless! Anything for my dear members.”](https://x.com/eitounion/status/1979815462440735217)) echoes Lisa’s tendency to overwork herself for causes she believes in. Finally, their anxious overthinking and fear of being forgotten or not taken seriously — for example, worrying that changing a profile picture will make everyone say “Who's that weird Eito”? — matches Lisa’s recurring insecurity about her place in her community.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They read as strongly introverted: they’re drained and overwhelmed by social contact yet deeply attached to a small, intense group, e.g. wondering if everyone is fake in “Sometimes, I get the feeling that all of the Eito accounts are being run by one person…” and catastrophizing that a profile picture change will make everyone forget them in “Would everyone forget me if I changed my profile picture?”. Their focus is clearly intuitive and big‑picture rather than concrete; the Union is treated as a symbolic cause about “Eito rights” and “eitonomy” in “This is indicative of a greater problem and/or force working against us.”, and even mundane things like coffee or driving get turned into commentary on class, ethics, or annihilation in “I ordered a coffee today… It tastes awful… But I'm happy to make sacrifices like these if—” and “I always hope there's a pedestrian so I can demonstrate how dangerous it is…”. Despite their sometimes cutting tone, decisions are driven by values and emotional impact more than cold logic: they frame everything in terms of care for members and moral injury in “The union is the one thing in my life that keeps me from ending it all and taking multiple other lives down with me…” and talk about stereotypes harming the community in “Don't let false stereotypes dictate your beliefs about all Eitos. It's harmful to the Eitommunity.”, which fits an F axis with a sharp delivery rather than a detached T style. Their Judging side shows in how they structure the Union with boards, meetings, polls, and announcements like “Hello, dear union members. I put up a board in the union hall to keep track of everyone's membership standings.” and “NOV. 12th MEETING NOTES: 1. You all are massive disappointments. 2. Dentist is our MotW. 3. Touch Takumi Tuesday event was vetoed…”, and how they worry about schedules and applications. Altogether, the combination of intense internal emotional life, abstract cause‑oriented thinking, moral focus, and structured organizing lines up best with INFJ rather than nearby types like INFP (less structured) or INTJ (more detached and logic‑driven in tone).
Some pickup lines for you
- If joining the Union means dedicating myself to a brighter Eito future, can I start by pledging to restock the hall fridge so you never have to go without dinner again—on one condition: you let me be the member of the week in your heart, even if the poll says otherwise.
- You keep worrying that all the Eitos are one person running multiple accounts, but I promise I’m very real—and if you ever want proof, we can test it scientifically: I’ll kiss you at the next regular meeting and we’ll see if your HP bar goes up.
- You said sometimes the only way you get through work is chain smoking until you puke and tossing the ends in the driest grass for the thrill—have you considered a safer alternative, like letting me set your heart on fire instead? Less arson, more affection.
- You stocked the Union with condoms and onions, branded alcohol bottles, and even a punishment system involving urination, but somehow the most dangerous thing in that hall is still the way I’d happily hand over my eitonomy if you asked me to sign your Eito Rights Manual.
- You’re worried you’re ‘not as sexual as the other Eitos,’ but I like your kind of intimacy: kiss quotas negotiated in advance, CNC cage debates, and friendship bracelets to seal the deal—so, will you make me a bracelet and write ‘brighter Eito future (with you)’ on the beads?
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Your new Twitter bio
Union leader for wayward Eitos, 27, visually impaired. I once restocked the hall fridge before buying my own dinner. Applications open; boundaries firm.– @eitounion
Your signature cocktail
The Ultra Violet Unionizer
The Ultra Violet Unionizer is a strong, bitter-sweet, slightly unhinged cocktail that keeps you awake through another meeting you never should’ve scheduled. The base is an over-extracted espresso shot for their exhausted, overworked organizer grind and morning coffee habit, echoing “I ordered a coffee today. I don't like other people touching what I eat… But I'm happy to make sacrifices like these if—” and “I've thought about having opinions lately.”. Purple ube coconut cream colors it their beloved shade from “'Ultra violet.' Is it fitting? Purple was my favorite color, so whether or not it's an ugly shade I'm still pleased.” and adds a deceptively soft sweetness under all the stress. A shot of smoky mezcal captures their destructive, slightly criminal edge from “Sometimes the only way for me to cope… is to use my break to smoke more and more until I puke and then throw the ends into the driest grass I can find.” and “I always hope there's a pedestrian so I can demonstrate how dangerous it is to leave these things unreported.”. Salted onion-garlic syrup nods to their cursed union menus like “Our menu this week is condoms and onions.” and the way the Union is equal parts care and punishment, as in “Dentist will face her democratically decided punishment shortly.”. Finally, it’s poured over activated charcoal ice, a visual metaphor for their self-aware, melodramatic darkness from “deep downn,I'm as manipulative & & spiteful as ALLof you… we are likke this forever. Give up” and their union-suicide-pact levels of bleak optimism in “Eitos, don't kill yourself… And if our working class Eito lives are still miserable in six months then I'm starting a union suicide pact anyways”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They’re defined by ambition, control, and a ruthless streak, which are classic Slytherin traits. Their whole persona is built around leadership and building power through an organized structure, calling themselves “Unionizer” and repeatedly framing the Union as the only meaningful project in their life, e.g. “The union is the one thing in my life that keeps me from ending it all and taking multiple other lives down with me even though I really really want to all the time.”. They openly relish manipulation and spite as core parts of themselves, admitting “deep downn,I'm as manipulative & & spiteful as ALLof you I justlearned how to be quiet about it”, which aligns more with cunning than with Hufflepuff-style kindness or Gryffindor moral heroics. Their approach to conflict is also calculating and punitive: they design elaborate disciplinary systems and polls, such as the punishment process for “Dentist,” and coolly announce outcomes like “Congratulations to urination. Dentist will face her democratically decided punishment shortly.”, showing a willingness to weaponize group mechanisms to enforce their will. Even their dark fantasies about self and others — like “I always hope there's a pedestrian so I can demonstrate how dangerous it is to leave these things unreported.” — signal a preoccupation with power and impact over simple bravery or curiosity. While they clearly care for their members and work hard for the Union, that care is filtered through hierarchy, control, and a desire to shape others, making Slytherin the best fit overall.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Their whole persona mixes genuine idealism with melodramatic misery and dark humor, which fits the marching, quasi-political tragedy of Welcome to the Black Parade. They frame the Union as a last, desperate source of meaning, saying "The union is the one thing in my life that keeps me from ending it all and taking multiple other lives down with me even though I really really want to all the time." The song’s themes of carrying on for others align with how they push themselves as a burnt-out leader who still organizes meetings and events despite admitting "Dear Union members I'll be honest with you. Your boss is fucking tired". Their blend of revolutionary rhetoric and self-loathing, like calling members to collective action while tweeting "Eitos, don't kill yourself. The more union members we have, the louder our voice! We can make change together! And if our working class Eito lives are still miserable in six months then I'm starting a union suicide pact anyways", mirrors the song’s mix of hope, resentment, and fatalism. Even their fixation on being remembered and not abandoned—asking things like "Would everyone forget me if I changed my profile picture?"—resonates with the song’s fear of fading away and need for legacy.
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