Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerable experiences like a serious attempt and lasting injury in “in November i attempted really seriously and now i have hardly any photos lost all my passwords and my middle finger on my right hand only moves halfway”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes how platforms and habits affect them, as in “i feel like twitter is making me super negative and horny and thats ok” and “overeating is kinda nice because im not so constipated”.
- Caring friend: Shows concern for others, such as worrying about a missing friend in “has anyone heard from @daphneisbig like anywhere i am so worried nruh” and trying to eat normally on a sibling’s birthday in “im trying to eat normal more today because its my brothers birthday and i dont want him to feel like i'm trying to one up him by not eating you know”.
- Introspective thinker: Reflects on identity and relationships, like “i think i'm kind of glad my parents hate and love me because i really dont like when people feel neutral about me and like any strong feeling toward me is something i guess” and wondering about neurotypicality in “does anyone else genuinely believe they are neurotypical and its just severe depression messing with everything”.
- Creative expressive: Shows artistic and imaginative side, posting art in “moth drawings my range of styles” and inventing darkly humorous scenarios like “workout routine: wander off into the middle of nowhere find ur way home burns up to 9000000 calories”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Actively seeks self-harm advice in “pls give me cutting tips pls tell me how to go deeper and what blades to use” and glorifies dangerous sensations in “burning is so ow ow ow but when it cools and you press it into your skin its”.
- Disordered eating: Obsesses over calories, weight, and starvation goals, as in “for 12 weeks i will be at a special school ok so every 3 weeks i will aim to lose 2 3kg” and “i just wanna get to bmi 17 and stop ok”.
- Substance-seeking: Openly longs for drugs and nicotine, like “i want to do coke so badly you guys don't understand”, “i lost the friend who was willing to give me free coke do you know how i feel”, and frequent smoking/vaping posts such as “i like to lie down in the forest like a homeless man and smoke”.
- Risky ideation: Expresses suicidal thoughts and romanticizes death paths, as in “i kms” and “there a three paths for me okay??? skinny pretty party girl genius girl who gets a good job and suicide at 25 after leading a virgin loser life which one do you think im on”.
- Attention-hungry: Describes feeding off sympathy and craving strong reactions, like “im like an evil monster who feeds off sympathy” and “i think i'm kind of glad my parents hate and love me because i really dont like when people feel neutral about me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but in a much darker, more self-destructive timeline. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and intellectually overactive, overanalyzing their life paths and identities, as in “there a three paths for me okay??? skinny pretty party girl genius girl who gets a good job and suicide at 25 after leading a virgin loser life which one do you think im on”. They show sharp social insight and moral commentary, e.g. “no no no watching everyone get into the relationships i told them not to and struggling in them when i gave perfect advice”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to see through people and be frustrated when others ignore her warnings. Like Lisa’s vegetarianism and complicated ethics, they struggle with food, body image, and wanting to be “good” while hurting themselves, as seen in “i just wanna get to bmi 17 and stop ok” and “im a vegetarian but i eat crisps and chocolate 24/7 i dont like how its associated with health”. Their loneliness, craving for being truly seen, and awareness of their own mental health issues (e.g. “in November i attempted really seriously and now i have hardly any photos lost all my passwords and my middle finger on my right hand only moves halfway”) fit an alternate Lisa who grew up in a more hostile environment. Even their need for strong reactions from others—“i think i'm kind of glad my parents hate and love me because i really dont like when people feel neutral about me”—echoes Lisa’s fear of being ignored or emotionally sidelined, just expressed in a much more extreme, online-poisoned way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary or in their head, like “i like to lie down in the forest like a homeless man and smoke”, and they often feel misunderstood or peripheral in social life, e.g. “i feel like people get a bit annoyed when they see a text from me”. They read strongly as iNtuitive: they constantly spin abstract ideas and metaphors (e.g. turning blood into a zoot or scales "smart scanning" accessories) rather than staying with practical, sensory detail, as in “this year everyone woke up and realised they could cut with anything” and “there a three paths for me okay??? skinny pretty party girl… which one do you think im on”. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, pointing to Feeling: they focus on how people treat them and how they feel about others, e.g. “meeting someone when you're extremely vulnerable is heaven because they know youre troubled and care for you” and “i think i'm kind of glad my parents hate and love me because i really dont like when people feel neutral about me”. They are disorganized, impulsive, and constantly changing plans, suggesting Perceiving: they improvise weight‑loss schemes and routines on the fly, as in “for 12 weeks i will be at a special school ok so every 3 weeks i will aim to lose 2 3kg” and then undercut it with spontaneous behaviors like “deadass i will just walk around the house for 5 hours and watch youtube videos and call that productive”. Overall, the intense interiority, idealized self‑narratives, emotional volatility, and lack of structured planning are most consistent with INFP rather than neighboring types like INTP or ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘workout routine: wander off into the middle of nowhere, find your way home’—if we go on a walk together, can I just get lost in you and call it cardio?
- You’re over there asking ‘would angel of shedtwt eat this’ while I’m over here wondering ‘would moth of shedtwt date this’—because I’m ready to be your little test subject.
- You like lying in the forest like a homeless man to smoke; I don’t smoke, but I’d happily lie next to you and let you trauma-dump until we both feel like main characters in a sad indie film.
- You said meeting someone when you’re extremely vulnerable is heaven because they know you’re troubled and care for you—so, hi, I’ve read your timeline, I still think you’re brilliant, and I’d like to apply for that position.
- You’re planning your 12 weeks at the special school like a cutting-season spreadsheet and aiming for BMI 17, but honestly your real GW is ‘girlfriend: wanted’ and I’m just here volunteering as tribute.
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Your new Twitter bio
Moth | student at the ‘special school’ who bakes once a week, overthinks daily, and is trying to turn chaos, scars & cigarettes into better stories.– @ekroymoth
Your signature cocktail
The Starve & Sparkle Moth-tail
This cocktail starts with over-steeped black tea and burnt orange peel, a nod to lying in the forest to smoke and the love of cigarettes and cigars, echoing “i like to lie down in the forest like a homeless man and smoke” and “nothing is quite like a cigarette after a full english”. A shot of cold brew captures their jittery, relentless energy and all-or-nothing mindset around food and weight, like “omg i can get to my gw in 3 months on a 700c deficit why am i trying to do such a huge one now?????”. The smoked salt and chili bitters represent the self-destructive edge and fascination with pain and scars, from “when i itch my scars with my eyes closed i feel like im ascending to heaven” and “burning is so ow ow ow but when it cools and you press it into your skin its”. Honey-lavender syrup adds a soft, anxious sweetness that mirrors their vulnerable side and craving for care, like “meeting someone when you're extremely vulnerable is heaven because they know youre troubled and care for you” and the shy optimism of the new school in “hi hi. hi i am starting new school tomorrow… and i get to bake every week”. Finally, a fizzy berry soda topper reflects their hyper-online, chaotic, funny posting style—bubbly and bright on the surface while hiding darker themes, seen in the whiplash between “i kms” and playful stuff like “workout routine: wander off into the middle of nowhere find ur way home burns up to 9000000 calories”. This drink is strong, bittersweet, a little dangerous, and unexpectedly pretty—just like moth.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal- and image-focused in a way that aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition. They repeatedly frame life as choosing between distinct, almost theatrical paths such as “there a three paths for me okay??? skinny pretty party girl genius girl who gets a good job and suicide at 25 after leading a virgin loser life which one do you think im on”, which shows a dramatic, self-mythologizing view of their future rather than a grounded, Hufflepuff-style one. Their approach to weight loss is highly strategic and calculating, like “for 12 weeks i will be at a special school ok so every 3 weeks i will aim to lose 2 3kg and give the update then” and “omg i can get to my gw in 3 months on a 700c deficit why am i trying to do such a huge one now?????”, showing long-term scheming and optimization. They’re also comfortable with morally gray or outright rule-breaking behavior—hiding vapes and lighters at school in “okay my school hiding spots are my bra for my vape and lighter and liquid anywhere for loose cigarettes because it won't beep my sock for a pack” and joking about smuggling contraband with “why dont i sneak sim cards into prisons”—which reflects Slytherin-style resourcefulness and disregard for authority. Even their self-description as “im like an evil monster who feeds off sympathy” shows a self-aware comfort with being perceived as manipulative or dark rather than striving to be seen as purely kind or noble, further distancing them from Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. While they are clearly intelligent and creative, their dominant traits are cunning, strategic self-alteration, and a willingness to bend rules to serve their goals, which together make Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because its mix of self-destructive urges, dark humor, and vulnerability mirrors their timeline. They openly talk about suicidal thoughts and a serious attempt, like when they say “in November i attempted really seriously and now i have hardly any photos lost all my passwords and my middle finger on my right hand only moves halfway” and “i kms”, which fits the song’s fixation on death and numbness. The song’s eerie fascination with pain and the body echoes tweets such as “burning is so ow ow ow but when it cools and you press it into your skin its”, “when i itch my scars with my eyes closed i feel like im ascending to heaven”, and “pls give me cutting tips pls tell me how to go deeper and what blades to use”. Their messy, almost playful relationship with self-destruction and addiction—wanting coke and cigarettes (“i want to do coke so badly you guys don't understand”, “nothing is quite like a cigarette after a full english”)—parallels the song’s tone of being both resigned and intrigued by one’s own damage. Finally, their fixation on being perceived, yet feeling like a burden (“i feel like people get a bit annoyed when they see a text from me”, “im like an evil monster who feeds off sympathy”) matches the song’s themes of alienation and wanting to disappear while still craving attention.
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