Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes frequently, like the playful complaint about hypothetical rankings in “Luka Doncic hipotético ultrapassa o Neymar hipotético…” and the Mega da Virada joke in “O sorteio da Mega da Virada ser adiado…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care for friends and followers, such as thanking his online circle in “Antes do ano acabar, queria agradecer todo mundo que faz parte do meu ciclo de amizade aqui.” and sharing love for maritacas in “Eu amo as maritacas aparecendo após chuva”.
- Reflective: Shows self-reflection and life awareness in posts like “A vida, ela brinca dms” and “A vida é engraçada né”.
- Creative: Engages with art, storytelling, and pop culture, mentioning his renewed drive for art in “Tô feliz pra caralho, minha sede e desejo por arte voltouu” and discussing Radiant thoughtfully in “Pois eu digo que Radiant vai muito além...”.
- Disciplined: Shows commitment to fitness and self-improvement, with multiple gym and training posts like “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo 🙏🏿” and joking about joining the Wizards in “8 10 nos arremessos, já posso jogar no Washington Wizards”.
Weaknesses:
- Profanity-heavy: Frequently uses strong language, such as in “Me mama fdp” and “Pau no cu do Palmeiras 🫶🏿”, which can come off as aggressive to some.
- Cynical: Shows pessimism about platforms and situations, for example calling the site an adult site in “Agr entendi pq mudaram o nome para X, tá parecendo entre site já” and saying only bonds keep him there in “essa rede está cada vez pior e menos divertida”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks negatively about himself or his situation, like refusing to post photos in “Jamais postarei uma foto minha nessa merda” and lamenting being found defending a player in “pqp, me encontraram defendendo o Matheus Pereira…”.
- Short-tempered: Reactively complains or vents, such as anger about meddling with his things in “Mano, odeio que mexam nas minhas coisas pessoais” and frustration with bad matches in “2 empates seguidos contra times horríveis”.
- Attention-seeking: Jokes about needing online fame or monetization in “Ano que vem eu preciso virar streamer, dançarino no Tik Tok, abrir um only fans ou lançar uma música chiclete” and hints at wanting affection despite complaining about Twitter in “vcs ainda não entenderam que no twitter é proibido dizer que gostaria de receber algum de tipo de afeto?”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is very Homer: chaotic, funny, self-deprecating, emotional, and deeply attached to sports and food. This user swings between clowning on life and getting oddly heartfelt, like when they say “Antes do ano acabar, queria agradecer todo mundo que faz parte do meu ciclo de amizade aqui… a única coisa que me mantém aqui são os vínculos.”, which feels like Homer getting sentimental about his family or Moe’s bar crew. There’s also a very Homer-ish mix of laziness and random ambition in posts like “Ano que vem eu preciso virar streamer, dançarino no Tik Tok, abrir um only fans ou lançar uma música chiclete” and the way they talk about training and their body, e.g. “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo 🙏🏿”. The goofy overreactions to everyday stuff and media are extremely Homer-core, like “Que poha é essa Peixonauta”, “Que merda é essa?”, and “Vey, eu vi um dinossauro ali no fundo, no barquinho”. Their obsessive sports fandom for Corinthians and Thunder mirrors Homer’s over-the-top devotion to the Springfield Isotopes, as in “2 empates seguidos contra times horríveis” and “Vários talentos e o Corinthians enfiou a maioria no c*”. Even the food and daily-life bits—like “Eu ia fazer escondidinho de brócolis, mas de última hora resolvi comprar couve flor no lugar” and “Com esse calor, o jeito vai ser passar o ano novo sem nada”—fit Homer’s mix of complaining, improvising, and laughing at his own misfortune.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently talk about going out, playing sports and interacting with people, like when they say they gained "a pet child" while out playing: “Eu vim jogar e aparentemente ganhei uma criança de estimação”, and they openly share gym progress and selfies: “Hj foi dia de sair tropeçando depois do treino de leg”, “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo 🙏🏿”. Their style is clearly Sensing: they focus on concrete daily experiences like weather and body sensations, e.g. “Sorocaba 800 graus e sensação de 1000” and food/objects like manga and cooking: “Alguém quer manga?”, “Eu ia fazer escondidinho de brócolis, mas de última hora resolvi comprar couve flor no lugar”. They favor Feeling over detached logic, reacting emotionally and relationally, such as cherishing social bonds: “a única coisa que me mantém aqui são os vínculos” and empathizing with a sad elderly woman at work: “Ontem uma senhorinha me impactou dms no trabalho, ela meio que desabafou cmg e dava pra sentir a tristeza na voz dela.”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their tweets show spontaneity and adapting in the moment, like suddenly changing recipes or plans: “Eu ia fazer escondidinho de brócolis, mas de última hora resolvi comprar couve flor no lugar” and casually deciding to shoot hoops: “Pois eu vou agr mesmo arremessar umas bolas ali e amassar o aro 🏀”. Combining these patterns of social, sensory, emotional and spontaneous behavior, ESFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said this year you’re turning into M’Baku… good, because every time you post a gym pic I feel like challenging you for the throne of my heart at the waterfall. 🏀💪🏿
- As a fellow Corinthians sufferer, I think we should make a deal: every horrible 0–0 and every ‘2 empates seguidos contra times horríveis’, you pay the emotional damage tax in cuddles.
- You defending Matheus Pereira in the comments, hyping Radiant, Naruto, Akatsuki and even Funamushi… that kind of loyalty to your favorites is exactly why I’d trust you with my heart (and my Crunchyroll password).
- You walking around Sorocaba in 800 degrees, playing ball, leg day, arms and legs ‘coming in’, smelling good with that perfume you were afraid not to like… that’s not a tweet thread, that’s literally my type in installments.
- If you can trip after leg day, adopt a random kid while going to play, and still have energy to yell ‘Pau no cu do Palmeiras’, I’m pretty sure you can also survive a date with me at Night Dog and a few bricks from my jump shot.
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Engineer of bad jokes, weekend hooper & rain-lover from Sorocaba. Once got a full lecture on farts in 4th grade and never fully recovered.– @el_castty
Your signature cocktail
Umbrella M'Baku Thunder Smash
This cocktail hits like a late-night leg day because they’re determined to "turn into M'Baku this year" and proud that "the arms and legs are coming in" (“Esse ano eu vou virar o M'Baku”, “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo 🙏🏿”), so we start with strong, earthy cachaça infused with roasted coffee to match that grind. A guaraná soda reduction brings Brazilian energy and the chaos of loving @Corinthians, who make them tweet things like “2 empates seguidos contra times horríveis” and “Vários talentos e o Corinthians enfiou a maioria no c*”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and playful, just like when they clown NBA and football hypotheticals in “Luka Doncic hipotético ultrapassa o Neymar hipotético...” and joke about becoming a streamer or OnlyFans star in “Ano que vem eu preciso virar streamer, dançarino no Tik Tok, abrir um only fans ou lançar uma música chiclete”. A dash of bitters represents their mix of tenderness and annoyance with the world, from being moved by an elderly lady at work (“Ontem uma senhorinha me impactou dms no trabalho...”) to raging at the heat and mosquitoes in “Como dorme nesse calor?” and “Pernilongo safado”. Finally, the lime peel and mango slice garnish nod to their love of little joys—manga, maritacas after rain, and playlists that suddenly hit just right (“Alguém quer manga?”, “Eu amo as maritacas aparecendo após chuva”, “Agr a playlist lançou uma sequência braba”). This is a strong, slightly bitter, high-energy drink with a playful tropical twist—perfect for someone who trains to “Umbrella,” roasts anime fandoms, and still finds time to say “Feliz Natal ♥️” to the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account shows strong Hufflepuff traits: loyalty, kindness, and a grounded, fair-minded vibe. They openly value the friendships that keep them on the platform, thanking their circle even while criticizing how bad the site has become: “Antes do ano acabar, queria agradecer todo mundo que faz parte do meu ciclo de amizade aqui. Todos nós sabemos que essa rede está cada vez pior e menos divertida, a única coisa que me mantém aqui são os vínculos.”. They show empathy and emotional sensitivity when a sad older woman confides in them at work: “Ontem uma senhorinha me impactou dms no trabalho, ela meio que desabafou cmg e dava pra sentir a tristeza na voz dela.”. Their stance on media debates is measured and fair, rejecting childishness over differing tastes: “Têm obras que eu realmente não curti assistir ou nunca tive interesse (mesmo não sendo problemáticas), mas nunca darei ataque de pelanca por saber que alguém gosta dessas obras. Isso sim é ser trouxa ou infantil”. They also show a steady, hard-working side in their training posts and body goals, such as: “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo 🙏🏿” and “Esse ano eu vou virar o M'Baku”, which fits Hufflepuff’s ethic of persistent effort more than flashy ambition. Overall, the consistent mix of loyalty to friends, empathy for strangers, and down-to-earth persistence points most strongly to Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Umbrella - Rihanna
The song that best suits them is “Umbrella” by Rihanna, especially because they literally frame it as gym motivation: “Homem que não treina escutando Umbrella”. Umbrella is about loyalty, support, and sticking together through storms, which fits how they value bonds on the platform: “a única coisa que me mantém aqui são os vínculos”. They mix humor and emotional honesty, going from joking about life being chaotic (“A vida, ela brinca dms”) to feeling genuinely moved by people around them (“ela meio que desabafou cmg e dava pra sentir a tristeza na voz dela”), which mirrors the song’s blend of strength and vulnerability. Their hope for self-improvement and transformation (“Esse ano eu vou virar o M'Baku” and “O abdômen não, mas os braços e as pernas estão vindo”) also lines up with the resilient, keep-pushing energy that Umbrella represents. Finally, the way they joke through frustration (“2 empates seguidos contra times horríveis”) shows someone who rides out the storm with humor, very much in the spirit of “you can stand under my umbrella.”
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