elbgermane25
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The combination of bookish seriousness, authoritarian leanings, and theatrical rhetoric fits Sideshow Bob best. Like Bob, this user mixes lofty cultural or historical references with vengeful, often eliminationist politics, for example calling for opponents to be worked in mines in “im neuen Deutschland sollten wir alle Antideutschen in den Uranminen schuften lassen” and demanding to “Destroy antifa. Crush them. Break them. Crack down on them. Make sure that there's nothing left of them.”. He shows a cultivated, quasi-intellectual side in posts about classical music and architecture, such as “Wenn ich sage, daß ich alte Musik mag, meine ich übrigens das hier” and his enjoyment of monasteries and historical buildings in “Kloster Hedersleben in Sachsen Anhalt”, mirroring Bob’s pretentious love of high culture. His fixation on national greatness and grievance—e.g. “Territorial gesehen war das hier peak Deutschland.” and “Wir leben wirklich in der beschissensten aller Zeitlinien.”—parallels Bob’s obsession with restoring a ‘proper’ order to society. The tone is grandiose, bitter, and often vindictive, which aligns far more with Sideshow Bob than with any of the more straightforwardly comic Simpson family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert: despite political boldness, their content centers on solitary walks, architecture, and reflective moods rather than socializing, e.g. a quiet countryside walk with his girlfriend and nature photos in “Today I took a walk in rural Germany with my gf, where I saw some cool ice formations…”, and personal aesthetic/seasonal reflections like “I love this picture of Mishima so much.”. His focus is strongly Intuitive: he constantly zooms out to grand historical or geopolitical narratives—such as theorizing alliances and long‑term strategy in “(1/6) Ein deutscher Blick auf die geopolitische Lage in Ost /Mitteleuropa — ein Thread: Um eine Situation wie 1945 zu vermeiden, braucht Deutschland einen starken Verbündeten im Osten.” and idealized alternative timelines like “>keine Bagdad Bahn >kein Mitteleuropa Block mit reichsdeutscher Führung >kein Deutsch Mittelafrika Wir leben wirklich in der beschissensten aller Zeitlinien.”, showing preference for systems and hypotheticals over concrete day‑to‑day detail. He is clearly Thinking over Feeling: his tone is blunt, combative, and evaluative, often dismissing opponents with harsh judgments rather than empathic language, as in “Destroy antifa. Crush them. Break them. Crack down on them. Make sure that there's nothing left of them. These people are our declared enemy — and we must act accordingly.” and his analytical critique of EU energy policy in “If he really is serious about returning to nuclear energy, he should just re open the closed plants and build new ones… Pure hypocrisy.”. His preference for Judging shows in his structured, plan‑oriented worldview and strong opinions on order, discipline, and long‑term direction: he praises self‑discipline and clear duty in “Der deutsche Mann muss selbstdiszipliniert, loyal und heimatbewusst sein, damit er im Notfall weiß, was er zu verteidigen hat.” and speaks in decisive terms about what a “new Germany” should do in posts like “Im neuen Deutschland machen wir unsere Reichshauptstadt wieder schön!”. Combining introverted reflection, strategic abstraction, hard-line logical judgments, and a strongly planned, goal‑driven perspective, INTJ is the best-fit type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said territorial peak Germany was when almost all ethnic German regions were united — be honest, would emotional peak Germany be when we’re walking through Kloster Hedersleben together, you ranting about Mitteleuropa while I pretend not to swoon?
- You posted that two things should always stay white: winter and Europe — bold take, but I’d add a third: your cat Frieda’s fur, so she can keep plotting the annihilation of everything except our cozy evenings listening to Jacques Brel’s “Amsterdam.”
- You admire Mishima, meme about Freikorps teaching Rosa Luxemburg to swim, and fantasize about a beautiful Reichshauptstadt — I don’t know if I’m your type, but I promise I’d be more loyal than any Großdeutschland border ever was.
- You joked that war would be 1000x cooler with respawn and “Little Dark Age” blasting; sadly we only get one life, so how about we use this run to take a winter walk in rural Germany like in your pictures and see if the Vitalkraft of Frühling hits a bit early?
- You’re learning French despite your followers’ vote, praise classical architecture, and dream in maps of Bagdadbahn and Mitteleuropa — I don’t have an empire to offer, but I can say: mon cher Karl, your timeline already conquered my heart without needing a single special military operation.
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German history nerd from Saxony; walks in old cloisters, defends classical architecture, once chose a book on Kaiser Wilhelm over a beach holiday.– @elbgermane25
Your signature cocktail
The Stammesherzogtum Stahlsturm
This is a strong, old-world, no-nonsense drink: the German rye base stands for his hard-edged patriotism and love of a serious, disciplined masculine ideal, like in “Der deutsche Mann muss selbstdiszipliniert, loyal und heimatbewusst sein, damit er im Notfall weiß, was er zu verteidigen hat.”. The Kräuter bitter liqueur reflects his right-wing Waldgänger vibe and affinity for a harsher, darker politics, seen in posts like “Destroy antifa. Crush them. Break them. Crack down on them.”. A dash of cold-brew coffee gives it brooding intellectual energy and late-night-thread stamina, matching his long geopolitical musings such as “Ein deutscher Blick auf die geopolitische Lage in Ost /Mitteleuropa — ein Thread:”. The barspoon of honey nods to the rare warmth and European brotherhood in tweets like “Als Deutscher liebe ich meine französischen, spanischen, italienischen, niederländischen, polnischen und englischen Brüder!”. The flamed orange peel brings an aesthetic, almost imperial flourish that fits his love of classical grandeur and lost alt-historical projects, from “Im neuen Deutschland machen wir unsere Reichshauptstadt wieder schön!” to his Bagdad-Bahn fantasies in “Die Welt, wenn der Bau der Bagdad Bahn geglückt wäre:”.
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Gryffindor
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Your song
Erika - Traditional German March / Wehrmacht song
A well-known version of “Erika” suits this user because their entire profile is steeped in nostalgic, militaristic German nationalism and romanticization of the World Wars. They openly praise the Wehrmacht, celebrating that “I make a post in which I glorify the Wehrmacht… We are so back, patriots!!!”, and repeatedly post about imperial or wartime German strength such as “For the fact that (almost) the whole world was against us, we fought damn well.”. Their admiration for Kaiserreich-era and Großdeutschland imagery, e.g. “Territorially this was peak Germany… What could possibly go wrong?” and “It’s really incredible how aesthetic Greater Germany looks on a map.”, fits perfectly with a classic march associated with that mythicized martial past. The ideal of the disciplined, loyal German man they describe in “The German man must be self-disciplined, loyal and rooted in his homeland, so that in an emergency he knows what he has to defend.” mirrors the stoic, soldierly ethos of “Erika.” Given their hostility to modern liberalism, mass migration, and the EU (e.g. “Always when I see a Muslim woman with a headscarf, the word ‘remigration’ pops into my head, I simply can’t help it.” and “It’s so unbelievably pathetic that the EU establishment tries to invoke European patriotism… while having brought in millions of brown migroids.”), a martial, nationalistic marching song captures not only their aesthetic preferences but also their desired political mood: hard, disciplined, ethno-national and oriented toward a mythic German past.)
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