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Your Simpsons character
El mirrors Homer Simpson's mix of humor, dramatic outbursts, and relatability. Like Homer, El's tweets, such as 'Tengo la garganta mas cerrada Que el agujero del culo,' show a knack for turning everyday mishaps into comedy gold. His passionate, sometimes over-the-top reactions, like 'ME. VOY. A. CORRER.,' echo Homer's dramatic antics. Both are lovable, flawed, and always entertaining.

Your MBTI personality Type
El embodies ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. His extroversion shines in his lively, humorous tweets, like 'buenos días pedazo de hemorroides.' His sensing nature is evident in his focus on the present, like his dramatic sports commentary ('ME. VOY. A. CORRER.'). Feeling drives his emotional, passionate support for Valencia CF and Poul Kallsberg ('POU TE AMO'). His perceiving side keeps him adaptable and spontaneous, as seen in his quick-witted humor and sarcastic remarks ('Elon colega, tus padres te quieren?').

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Valencianista & Alonsista 🦇 | Poul Kallsberg’s #1 fan | Sarcastic sports commentator with a flair for drama | Almàssera’s local legend | Tweets fueled by football, F1, and humor.– @eldalmassera_

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The 'Valencian Kick' reflects El's vibrant, dramatic personality. Orange juice symbolizes his Valencian roots, while vodka adds a bold kick, like his humor in 'Tengo la garganta mas cerrada Que el agujero del culo.' Red Bull mirrors his high-energy tweets, such as 'ME. VOY. A. CORRER.,' and bitters represent his sarcastic edge, seen in 'Elon colega, tus padres te quieren?' It's a cocktail as lively and unique as El himself.

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El fits Gryffindor with his boldness, loyalty, and dramatic flair. His outspoken tweets, like 'Elon colega, tus padres te quieren?,' showcase his courage to speak his mind. His loyalty to Valencia CF and Poul Kallsberg, even during tough times like 'ni con un doblete del pou salimos del descenso,' reflects Gryffindor's values. While his humor and sarcasm might suggest Slytherin, his emotional, passionate nature leans more toward the lion's den.

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This anthem captures El's undying support for his teams, even in tough times. His tweet 'ni con un doblete del pou salimos del descenso' reflects the resilience and hope conveyed in the song. The dramatic, emotional tone of 'We Are the Champions' aligns with his flair for exaggeration, like 'me quiero cortar las venas ahora mismo.' It's a fitting tribute to his sports fandom.

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