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Your Simpsons character
The mix of edgy humor, chaotic energy, and moral lines they still refuse to cross fits Bart Simpson best. They constantly fire off impulsive, jokey reactions like “bros tongue is a penis”, “DIDDY FOOOID DIDDY FOOOOOOOOID 💀💀💀”, and “me when i think (i can't)”, which matches Bart’s irreverent, meme-y troublemaker vibe. At the same time, they show a strong moral streak under the jokes, calling out disturbing or predatory behavior like “Bitch. Stop wearing purposely revealing avatars on a game that has mostly lil kids.” and “So is hating pedophilia.”, similar to how Bart often ends up on the right side of an issue despite his antics. Their fascination with edgy/creepy content — for example “Dude this shit is genuinely horrifying” and “HITLERBALL IS BACK AND NO ONE CAN STOP IT THIS TIME” — also aligns with Bart’s love of shock value and transgressive jokes. Overall, they read like a very online, modern Bart: mischievous, crude, chronically posting, but with a clear internal line about what’s actually too far.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly react to others, crack jokes, and seek engagement, e.g. “OH MY GOD AND I CANT STOPFUCKING LAUTHING IM ABSOLUTELY FRYING” and “FUCK YEAH CATBOY GROK IM COMING”, which reads as highly outward, energetic, and socially expressive rather than private. Their humor and interests lean Intuitive (N); they gravitate to surreal, conceptual or horror/analog vibes like “thats me. i live inside walls made of bone and flesh. we live inside walls made of bone and flesh. And that creature is us.” and meta/AI topics such as “ITS AI???? WE ARE FUUUUUCKED”, which are more abstract than concrete. They come across as strongly Thinking (T): blunt, confrontational evaluations like “Bitch. Stop wearing purposely revealing avatars on a game that has mostly lil kids.” and “js kill them in torturous, slow and painful ways, why fight rape with rape” show a direct, judgment-focused style rather than a harmony-seeking one, even when driven by moral outrage. Their timeline is highly spontaneous and reactive, suggesting Perceiving (P): they fire off impulsive, moment-to-moment comments like “the post button is optional.” and “This shit better work”, with little sign of structured planning or consistency. Overall, the mix of chaotic humor, abstract/edgy interests, argumentative bluntness, and improvisational posting style aligns best with ENTP.

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Commentary goblin from Enphosius. Rates cursed content, defends kids’ spaces online, occasionally screams about AI and Ultrakill. Once misread a pear as lore.– @Eldus2344

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who says “bros tongue is a penis” and calls out cursed content with “DELETE THIS SHIT NOW”. Overproof spiced rum brings a strong, punchy base to match their caps-lock energy in “THIS SHIT IS AI???? WHAT THE FUCK… WE ARE SOOOOO ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, WE ARE DOOMED”. Charcoal-black cola nods to their love of creepy, uncanny vibes like “You look like analog horror in this image” and “demonic” aesthetics in “DEMONIC MARIO IS SO BASED”. Spicy chili-lime syrup reflects how they roast people and call out weird or gross behavior, from “Bitch. Stop wearing purposely revealing avatars on a game that has mostly lil kids.” to “I am aware this is a joke but this shit is still repulsive”. An electric blue energy drink float channels their hyperactive gamer/anime vibe, hyping up stuff like “Combat Initiation Ost is PEAK. Listen to it NOW.” and “Actually ultrakill is PEAK ngl”. The twisted lemon peel 'tongue' garnish is a final wink to their suggestive, unfiltered humor in tweets like “Id eat that ngl” and “someone out there probably busted to this. Let that sink in”, making the drink as bold and unrestrained as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong pattern of bold, confrontational moral stances characteristic of Gryffindor. They openly condemn people sexualizing kids on Roblox in tweets like “Bitch. Stop wearing purposely revealing avatars on a game that has mostly lil kids.” and call out inappropriate outfits with “ANYONE WHO WEARS THIS SHIT ON ROBLOX SHOULDNT BE ON ROBLOX.”, which reflects a willingness to protect others and speak out, even aggressively. They also react viscerally to extreme wrongdoing, saying “js kill them in torturous, slow and painful ways, why fight rape with rape” and “So is hating pedophilia.”, showing a hot-headed but justice-driven temperament. Their impulsive, dramatic reactions appear in posts like “DELETE THIS SHIT NOW” and “THIS SHIT IS AI???? WHAT THE FUCK … WE ARE SOOOOO ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, WE ARE DOOMED”, typical of Gryffindor’s intensity and immediacy. While they have wit and some analytical comments, the overriding traits are courage, moral outspokenness, and fiery impulsiveness, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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Their timeline is a chaotic mix of dark humor, internet horror, and moral outrage that fits the hyper-online, slightly unhinged vibe of Internet Ruined Me. They bounce from disgust at extreme content like “i just saw someone post charlie kirk getting shot, uncensored. some people are genuinely fucked up.” to horny jokes such as “bros tongue is a penis” and “someone out there probably busted to this. Let that sink in”, mirroring the song’s sense of being warped by what you see online. They clearly live in meme culture and edgy absurdity, as seen in posts like “HITLERBALL IS BACK AND NO ONE CAN STOP IT THIS TIME” and “thats me. i live inside walls made of bone and flesh. we live inside walls made of bone and flesh. And that creature is us.”. At the same time, they show a strong moral core, especially around kids and boundaries, e.g. “Bitch. Stop wearing purposely revealing avatars on a game that has mostly lil kids.” and “ANYONE WHO WEARS THIS SHIT ON ROBLOX SHOULDNT BE ON ROBLOX.”, which fits the song’s theme of being self-aware about how messed up the internet is. The combination of self-deprecating humor (“me when i think (i can't)”) and fascination with disturbing, surreal content makes this track a strong personality match.

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