Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually Curious: Wojciech actively engages with historical data and political theory, such as analyzing 1972 Democratic primary candidates.
- Strong Principles: He maintains firm convictions against authoritarianism, defining his worldview by his hatred toward communism and fascism.
- Socially Compassionate: He expresses deep empathy for vulnerable groups, noting that he regularly prays for victims of domestic abuse.
- Openly Supportive: Wojciech is vocal about his allyship, stating clearly that “Trans ppl are cool”.
- Patriotic Progressivism: He celebrates Poland's economic and social advancement, as seen in his reaction to The Times' guide on moving to Poland.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Rhetoric: He frequently uses inflammatory language, calling political figures a “fucking cunt” or “stupid old bitch”.
- Hyper-Partisanship: His intense dislike for certain factions leads him to suggest that “Communists need to go to jail”.
- Impulsive Expenditures: He admits to lacking financial restraint regarding his interests, stating he “already spent too much on political merch”.
- Inconsistent Logic: He decries plantation history but then claims to “lowk want a plantation wedding now” after learning about them.
- Extreme Solutions: He occasionally resorts to violent hyperbole to express frustration, such as tweeting “Nuke Berlin”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Wojciech mirrors Lisa's intense political engagement, intellectualism, and strong moral convictions, often taking a principled—if occasionally contrarian—stance on world affairs. Much like Lisa's advocacy, he is fiercely supportive of social progress, stating “Trans ppl are cool” and “homosexuality is not a moral issue”. He shares her disdain for populism and lack of decorum, lashing out at Donald Trump by yelling “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUBMIT” to the Pope. Furthermore, his deep interest in history and specific political figures like “Senator Henry M. Jackson” reflects the studious, high-achieving nature of the Simpsons’ resident activist.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Wojciech exhibits Extroversion through high social engagement, frequently inviting interaction via NGL links like “Lectures boring af, ask me something pls”. His Intuition is evident in his obsession with historical counterfactuals and abstract political theory, such as imagining a “thousand year Nixonreich” without the Watergate scandal. He displays a strong Thinking preference, prioritizing institutional strength and logic over empathy, bluntly stating that “I'd always want my country to have the most lethal military in the world. That's just common sense”. Finally, his Judging trait shows in his love for hierarchy and categorization, seen in his detailed “tierlist of American political parties” and his firm, decisive stance on how society should be ordered.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the rigourous 1876 election? Because I’m ready to call out RutherFRAUD just to prove that you’re the only legitimate winner in my eyes.
- I may be 99.9% straight, but for you, I’d be the other 0.1%—or at least as loyal as your mom is to the Civic Platform.
- Is your name Pete Buttigieg? Because you’ve definitely got some MOMENTUM in my heart, and I’m ready to go straight for the victory with you.
- I’d sell a kidney just to get a ticket to a date with you, and honestly, those prices seem perfectly reasonable ngl.
- I’m not a fan of city-owned grocery stores, but I’d definitely support a Wojciech-owned heart—it’s just common sense to want the most lethal charm in the world.
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19-year-old Polish history buff and future statesman. When I'm not studying or avoiding boring lectures, I’m debating 1970s US primaries and praising Art Deco.– @elEUter602
Your signature cocktail
The Cold War Centennial Spritz
This cocktail is a bold, neoconservative blend served at a high 'energy level'—ideally while one is “actively preventing the revolution from happening”. The blue color honors a deep-seated love for the U.S. Democratic establishment, specifically the desire to “return to clintonomics” and support for figures like Pete Buttigieg. It features a bitter edge because Wojciech believes “Communists need to go to jail”, balanced by a celebratory sparkle because “ISRAEL IS BACK 💪💪💪”. Finally, it’s served with a sharp garnish to match his desire for “the most lethal military in the world”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Wojciech exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of bold, confrontational bravery in defense of his convictions, frequently using aggressive language to attack those he views as enemies of freedom. He demonstrates a strong hero complex by idolizing 'Great American Patriots' and stating that “Senator Henry M. Jackson is my Hero” because of his hawkish stances. His impulsivity and fiery temperament are on full display when he uses all-caps to demand political rivals “SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUBMIT” or declares that he is “actively preventing the revolution from happening and I'm proud of myself”. Ultimately, his worldview is defined by a chivalrous, if militant, desire to protect others, noting that “I regularly pray for victims of domestic abuse” and consistently advocating for the “most lethal military in the world” to ensure liberty.
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Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen
Despite being a 19-year-old living in Poland, Wojciech’s personality is defined by an intense, almost obsessive fixation on American electoral history and 'Patriot' aesthetics. He frequently adopts a hawkish, pro-Western stance, stating, “I'd always want my country to have the most lethal military in the world. That's just common sense” and declaring that the “Battle Hymn of the Republic should be the US Anthem”. His feed is a relentless stream of U.S. political rankings, such as his “2028 dem Presidential primary top 3”, and he explicitly identifies as a “Russophobe” who despises anti-American sentiment. This song perfectly captures the loud, complex, and deeply rooted American political identity he has constructed for himself from abroad.
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