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They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly expressive, reactionary, and socially oriented, full of live-commenting during shows and direct emotional broadcasting, e.g. “VAMOOOOOS HIJOS DE SU PUTA MADREEEE PURO PINCHE BRODIDOOOOOOO” and “3 friends texted me about hulk hogans death. Had to inform all 3 that he was evil and is in fact in hell and that I’m happy”, suggesting they recharge through interaction and shared hype. They fit iNtuitive (N) more than Sensing: although they reference concrete matches and shows, they frequently jump to big-picture values and implications (corporate greed, justice, representation), e.g. “Con una sola adquisición corre peligro mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo, el cine y AEW. Detesto este mundo capitalista… Tiene que morir un vergo de gente” and “Genuinely disgusting shit from WWE man. What a slap in the face to all the women who work there”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): judgments are driven by moral outrage and affection rather than detached logic, with emotionally charged statements like “Te David zaslav… has arruinado todo lo que amo hijo de puta” and heartfelt posts such as “Te amo tanto speedball Bailey, por ti le echo ganas a la vida”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life comes across as flexible, reactive, and a bit chaotic (missing Dynamite, training making them vomit, job schedule conflicts), e.g. “Hoy de nuevo se pierde dynamite por volver a entrenar, ya van como 3 que me pierdo y lo peor es que llego tan cansado que no lo veo repetido” and “Finally have a job, but now I’m not gonna be home on time for dynamite will be committing suicide soon”, showing low emphasis on rigid planning. Overall, the combination of exuberant outward energy, value-driven commentary, intense emotional expression, and spontaneous lifestyle maps best onto ENFP.

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Monterrey office worker training to be a pro wrestler. Once skipped Dynamite to puke in the ring and still called it the best night of the week.– @ElHijodeNaito

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This cocktail starts with mezcal, a smoky Mexican spirit for a Monterrey-based wrestling trainee whose happy place is the ring: “no importan las caídas y los golpes el cuadrilátero es mi lugar feliz.” The tamarind chili syrup brings that loud, occasionally unhinged passion that makes them tweet things like “I love Brodido so much that I’m going to hurt myself and others” and “Tiene que morir un vergo de gente”. Grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet edge, capturing how they can be both joyful about wrestling (“I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.”) and brutally disappointed in it (“Genuinamente decepcionado en hangman wey”). A shot of cold brew coffee represents the grind of training, working, and staying up for shows even when they’re exhausted: “Todavía no me he recuperado de la desvelada de Wrestlekingdom. Me estoy quedando dormido en el jale”. Finally, a dash of sea salt nods to their self-deprecating, perpetually salty humor, like spilling coffee in front of their crush (“Se me cayó el café encima, sosteniéndole la puerta a la morra que me gusta”) and cursing public transport: “si 100 años vivo 100 años chingas a tu madre transporte público de Monterrey”.

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They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a tendency to stand loudly for their beliefs, especially around justice and abuse. For example, they condemn Hangman for associating with an alleged pedophile in blunt terms: “te las das de woke y te juntas con un pedofilo”, and react with fury to corporate and institutional mistreatment of women and workers: “Genuinely disgusting shit from WWE man… Tiene que morir un montón de gente a la de ya” and “Con una sola adquisición corre peligro mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo, el cine y AEW… Tiene que morir un vergo de gente”. Their impulsive, hyperbolic threats (e.g. “me veré en la necesidad de matar a Tony Kahn” and “#IfKamitanilosesIllKillmyself”) read as classic fiery Gryffindor dramatics rather than Slytherin calculation. They also have a clear hero complex toward wrestlers they admire, expressing almost devotional love like “Te amo tanto speedball Bailey, por ti le echo ganas a la vida” and “I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.”, which fits Gryffindor’s reverence for personal heroes. Though they work hard at lucha training (“no importan las caídas y los golpes el cuadrilátero es mi lugar feliz”), the dominant pattern is outspoken bravery, emotional intensity, and a readiness to charge into conflict—hallmarks of Gryffindor over the steadier Hufflepuff or more calculating Slytherin archetypes.

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A loud, pissed-off, slightly unhinged nu‑metal anthem fits their online persona perfectly: passionate, volatile, and hilariously over-the-top. They constantly escalate their emotions into mock-violent hyperbole, like when they tweet “Si bandido no se hace campeón mundial De AEW en este año, me veré en la necesidad de matar a Tony Kahn.” and “Tiene que morir un vergo de gente” in response to wrestling and media decisions. Break Stuff is all about waking up in a bad mood and wanting to smash things, which matches tweets like “Chingas a tu puta madre @FOXSportsMX” and “Coworker won’t shut the hell up about all the local food spots he’s been to oh my god”. At the same time, beneath the rage there’s a sincere, obsessive passion for wrestling, as seen in “I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.” and their constant love for Bandido and others, which mirrors the song’s cathartic, emotional core. The track captures that combination of frustration, intensity, and raw fandom that runs through nearly all of their posts.

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