Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent enthusiasm for wrestling and specific wrestlers, e.g. intense reactions like “HANGMAAAAAN CAMPEEEEOOOO” and “I LOVE YOU BRODIDOOOOOO FUCK YEEEEES”.
- Dedicated trainee: Keeps returning to lucha training despite difficulty, mentioning vomiting and fatigue yet continuing, like “procedí a vomitarme….. hay un largo camino por recorrer” and “regresé a entrenar… el cuadrilátero es mi lugar feliz”.
- Emotionally open: Shares feelings about idols and motivations openly, e.g. “Te amo tanto speedball Bailey, por ti le echo ganas a la vida” and “New banner, they mean so much to me 🥹”.
- Socially engaged: Interacts with coworkers and friends, talks about work exchanges and crushes, like “Se me cayó el café encima, sosteniéndole la puerta a la morra que me gusta” and “3 friends texted me about hulk hogans death”.
- Values justice: Shows strong moral reactions to abuse or bigotry, e.g. calling out a ‘triple nazi’ in “You fucked up chants to triple nazi is great man that fucker ruined this retirement run” and condemning WWE’s treatment of women in “Genuinely disgusting shit from WWE man. What a slap in the face to all the women who work there”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent language: Frequently expresses anger through extreme threats, e.g. “me veré en la necesidad de matar a Tony Kahn” and “Tiene que morir un vergo de gente”.
- Suicidal joking: Uses self-harm as hyperbole for frustration, such as “IfKamitanilosesIllKillmyself” and “will be committing suicide soon”, which can normalize harmful ideas.
- Harsh negativity: Often resorts to insults and contempt when criticizing, e.g. “triple nazi… that fucker ruined this retirement run” and “Te David zaslav o como se escriba tu pendejo nombre, has arruinado todo lo que amo hijo de puta”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in-the-moment extreme reactions to media and news, like “Tiene que morir un montón de gente a la de ya” and “Genuinamente decepcionado en hangman… te las das de woke y te juntas con un pedofilo” without nuance.
- Work–life strain: Shows difficulty balancing job, sleep, and training, e.g. missing Dynamite for training in “ya van como 3 que me pierdo y lo peor es que llego tan cansado que no lo veo repetido” and being exhausted at work in “Me estoy quedando dormido en el jale”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
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Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly expressive, reactionary, and socially oriented, full of live-commenting during shows and direct emotional broadcasting, e.g. “VAMOOOOOS HIJOS DE SU PUTA MADREEEE PURO PINCHE BRODIDOOOOOOO” and “3 friends texted me about hulk hogans death. Had to inform all 3 that he was evil and is in fact in hell and that I’m happy”, suggesting they recharge through interaction and shared hype. They fit iNtuitive (N) more than Sensing: although they reference concrete matches and shows, they frequently jump to big-picture values and implications (corporate greed, justice, representation), e.g. “Con una sola adquisición corre peligro mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo, el cine y AEW. Detesto este mundo capitalista… Tiene que morir un vergo de gente” and “Genuinely disgusting shit from WWE man. What a slap in the face to all the women who work there”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): judgments are driven by moral outrage and affection rather than detached logic, with emotionally charged statements like “Te David zaslav… has arruinado todo lo que amo hijo de puta” and heartfelt posts such as “Te amo tanto speedball Bailey, por ti le echo ganas a la vida”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life comes across as flexible, reactive, and a bit chaotic (missing Dynamite, training making them vomit, job schedule conflicts), e.g. “Hoy de nuevo se pierde dynamite por volver a entrenar, ya van como 3 que me pierdo y lo peor es que llego tan cansado que no lo veo repetido” and “Finally have a job, but now I’m not gonna be home on time for dynamite will be committing suicide soon”, showing low emphasis on rigid planning. Overall, the combination of exuberant outward energy, value-driven commentary, intense emotional expression, and spontaneous lifestyle maps best onto ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Bandido doesn’t become AEW world champ this year, please don’t kill Tony Khan — kill my loneliness instead and take me to Riot Lucha with you.
- You said the ring is your happy place and that Shibata inspires you… I’m not saying I can take a bump like you, but I’d absolutely sell for you if it means being in your corner after training.
- You missed Dynamite to go throw up at lucha practice, got your SpaceHey suspended for ‘promoting violence and suicide’ just talking wrestling, and still woke up for WrestleKingdom… that’s not just ACE things, that’s ‘main-event partner material’ things.
- Three friends texted you about Hogan’s death and you told them he’s in hell, you celebrated Hulk dying and Naito winning, and you cheered ‘you fucked up’ at ‘triple nazi’ — I don’t believe in soulmates, but politically cursed wrestling sickos? That I can get behind. Preferably pressed up against.
- You’re ready to hurt yourself and others for Brodido, lose sleep over WrestleKingdom, and do two hours of traffic just to *not* make training… imagine the chaos we could cause watching AEW together while I bring you an Oxxo sandwich and pretend I didn’t fall for you harder than Hook sells an injury angle.
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Monterrey office worker training to be a pro wrestler. Once skipped Dynamite to puke in the ring and still called it the best night of the week.– @ElHijodeNaito
Your signature cocktail
Brodido Bomb: Keep Steppin’ Sour
This cocktail starts with mezcal, a smoky Mexican spirit for a Monterrey-based wrestling trainee whose happy place is the ring: “no importan las caídas y los golpes el cuadrilátero es mi lugar feliz.” The tamarind chili syrup brings that loud, occasionally unhinged passion that makes them tweet things like “I love Brodido so much that I’m going to hurt myself and others” and “Tiene que morir un vergo de gente”. Grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet edge, capturing how they can be both joyful about wrestling (“I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.”) and brutally disappointed in it (“Genuinamente decepcionado en hangman wey”). A shot of cold brew coffee represents the grind of training, working, and staying up for shows even when they’re exhausted: “Todavía no me he recuperado de la desvelada de Wrestlekingdom. Me estoy quedando dormido en el jale”. Finally, a dash of sea salt nods to their self-deprecating, perpetually salty humor, like spilling coffee in front of their crush (“Se me cayó el café encima, sosteniéndole la puerta a la morra que me gusta”) and cursing public transport: “si 100 años vivo 100 años chingas a tu madre transporte público de Monterrey”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a tendency to stand loudly for their beliefs, especially around justice and abuse. For example, they condemn Hangman for associating with an alleged pedophile in blunt terms: “te las das de woke y te juntas con un pedofilo”, and react with fury to corporate and institutional mistreatment of women and workers: “Genuinely disgusting shit from WWE man… Tiene que morir un montón de gente a la de ya” and “Con una sola adquisición corre peligro mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo, el cine y AEW… Tiene que morir un vergo de gente”. Their impulsive, hyperbolic threats (e.g. “me veré en la necesidad de matar a Tony Kahn” and “#IfKamitanilosesIllKillmyself”) read as classic fiery Gryffindor dramatics rather than Slytherin calculation. They also have a clear hero complex toward wrestlers they admire, expressing almost devotional love like “Te amo tanto speedball Bailey, por ti le echo ganas a la vida” and “I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.”, which fits Gryffindor’s reverence for personal heroes. Though they work hard at lucha training (“no importan las caídas y los golpes el cuadrilátero es mi lugar feliz”), the dominant pattern is outspoken bravery, emotional intensity, and a readiness to charge into conflict—hallmarks of Gryffindor over the steadier Hufflepuff or more calculating Slytherin archetypes.
Your movie
Your song
Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
A loud, pissed-off, slightly unhinged nu‑metal anthem fits their online persona perfectly: passionate, volatile, and hilariously over-the-top. They constantly escalate their emotions into mock-violent hyperbole, like when they tweet “Si bandido no se hace campeón mundial De AEW en este año, me veré en la necesidad de matar a Tony Kahn.” and “Tiene que morir un vergo de gente” in response to wrestling and media decisions. Break Stuff is all about waking up in a bad mood and wanting to smash things, which matches tweets like “Chingas a tu puta madre @FOXSportsMX” and “Coworker won’t shut the hell up about all the local food spots he’s been to oh my god”. At the same time, beneath the rage there’s a sincere, obsessive passion for wrestling, as seen in “I love professional wrestling. I love Hangman Adam Page.” and their constant love for Bandido and others, which mirrors the song’s cathartic, emotional core. The track captures that combination of frustration, intensity, and raw fandom that runs through nearly all of their posts.
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