Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Talent: Demonstrates skill in fiber arts, having “24 hours straight of crochet” and making a “mask for my boyfriends coworker”.
- Culinary Skill: As a culinary student, they share original recipes for “strawberry dessert rolls” and “mini pizzas”.
- Resilient Spirit: Maintains a focus on their future and career after a “psych ward” stay and has “applied to 44 jobs”.
- Community Oriented: Frequently hosts and invites followers to join “spaces” to engage and “prove you wrong”.
- Health Conscious: Adapts to a “celiac (gluten free)” diet and encourages “aftercare and cleanliness” within their community.
Weaknesses:
- Toxic Relationships: Stays in an environment where they were “beat tf out of” and is “scared to fall asleep”.
- Lack of Professionalism: Admits they “slept through my interview” and posts about “dox” threats.
- Deceptive Tendencies: Plans to “find a good place to hide” a scale because their boyfriend would worry about their relapse.
- Extreme Escapism: Uses intense “lock in” periods of not eating as a coping mechanism for emotional arguments.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Eli mirrors Lisa Simpson through their shared artistic sensitivity, intellectual pursuits, and strong moral convictions. Like Lisa’s dedication to music and ethics, Eli is a “culinary student” who spends “24 hours straight of crochet” and holds firm social views, stating “there is no such thing as being 'too woke' I'm just aware”. Both characters often feel like outsiders who use online spaces or hobbies to cope with personal struggles and a “thousand years of grief”. Despite facing significant hardships, Eli maintains Lisa’s signature resilience and hope, expressing that “I think I'm finally happy” after years of mourning.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Eli shows Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary creative hobbies like crochet and personal internal struggles, often seeking digital rather than physical community via spaces. They lean toward Sensing (S) due to their hyper-fixation on physical sensations, recipes, and concrete body details, as seen in “Homemade noodles are less cals than store bought btw”. Their Feeling (F) nature is evident in their emotionally raw disclosures about relationships and identity, such as when they note, “Watching this w my bf healed my inner child”. Finally, Eli demonstrates a Perceiving (P) preference through a spontaneous lifestyle, frequently starting “a space in 15” or struggling with structure, admitting, “I slept through my interview everyone boo”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no culinary student, but I think we’d be the perfect recipe—even if we skip the store-bought noodles and make something homemade from scratch.
- Are you a Steven Universe episode? Because I could watch you for thousands of years and still tear up at how beautiful you are.
- I promise I’m way better than a ‘concept’ shoe—I’m real, I’m here, and I’d never make you search for two hours just to find me.
- If you’re looking for an 'ana buddy' to go to that 24-hour gym with, I’m down, but only if we can reward ourselves with a yarn haul afterwards.
- You don't need a scale to know your worth, but if you're looking for someone to help you 'lock in' for a fun date before you move, I’m definitely the right choice.
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Culinary student & fiber arts enthusiast specializing in gluten-free recipes and intricate crochet. When I’m not in the kitchen, I’m hosting late-night Spaces.– @EliEatsaLot
Your signature cocktail
The Bismuth Bond-Breaker
This cocktail is a chaotic masterpiece for someone who is “literally me”, using a potato vodka base because they “❤️ potatoes” and require a gluten-free life. The muddled strawberry and kale reflect their culinary student side, specifically their “recipe for my strawberry dessert rolls🍓” and healthy “egg and kale” breakfast. To match their high-energy 'Space' sessions and recent “honeymoon stage” layout, the drink includes their “Fav drink: coffee” for a bitter, caffeinated kick. Finally, it's served with a smoky aroma to honor how “the first half of a cigarette is a beautiful experience”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eli demonstrates classic Slytherin self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly navigating complex interpersonal dynamics while prioritizing their own goals. They show a streak of cunning and dark humor, such as when they suggest, “Get leaktwt on his ass and dox him atp lmfao”, or when they strategically plan to “find a good place to hide” a scale from their boyfriend. Their ambition is reflected in their culinary pursuits and job-seeking persistence, despite a blunt, often elitist worldview seen when they criticize others' behaviors as “so cringe are you in middle school”. Ultimately, their focus on personal transformation and the calculated way they manage their online identity and relationships aligns with the house of ambition and shrewdness.
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Your song
Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey
This song perfectly captures Eli’s turbulent blend of toxic romance and a deep preoccupation with body image. The lyrics mirror their struggles with a partner who they admit “beat tf out of me” yet still call their “bf”, embodying the 'bad baby' aesthetic of the song. Eli is deeply immersed in edtwt culture, frequently posting about wanting to “lock in” to reach a “ugw: 45”, which aligns with the song's themes of glamorous but self-destructive habits. Their bio's mention of being “on and off recovery” and their “honeymoon stage” layout further reflect the cyclical, addictive nature of the lifestyle described in the track.
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