Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Uses vivid, funny exaggerations and slang, e.g. sexual jokes like “quero apanhar do twink que eu gosto 😭😭😭” and dramatic comments about pro players and celebrities.
- Supportive fan: Shows strong enthusiasm and affection for artists and players, e.g. “aff amo o joão guilherme demais” and calling a player a “grande perda do cenário br 😮💨 lindo demais meu bb” in a quoted tweet.
- Self‑aware insight: Makes reflective comments about work and life, e.g. criticizing unfair success in “queria que pessoas ruins realmente se dessem mal…” and joking about worker burnout in “o coro do trabalhador é programado pra adoecer no fds apenas”.
- Creative dedication: Invested in design/illustration, shown by talking about art projects like the MVPs CBLOL series in “Voltar com os desenhos de MVPs pq eu meio que amei fazer…” and sketching multiple pieces in “fiz o rascunho de 6 desenhos…”.
- Observant critic: Offers sharp observations about culture and fandom, such as calling out xenophobia in “teve torcedor br que chamou esse príncipe de feio pqp (old que era xenofobia…” and critiquing styling/content in “houve uma época que eu ainda defendia pq ela postava um ‘processo’…”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Frequent explicit, impulsive sexual comments like “hoje só chupar a rola do matheus theodoro me traria felicidade 😩☝️” and “eu na pré vida assim: bom eu quero ser pobre, ter depressão, gostar de twink…”.
- Chronic pessimism: Tends to expect negative outcomes, e.g. “queria que pessoas ruins realmente se dessem mal… mas isso é muita ilusão” and joking about wanting to die daily in “sentir vontade de morrer diariamente 😍✨☝️ vamooooooo!!”.
- Procrastination habit: Directly acknowledges delaying tasks, e.g. “procrastinei demais” and worrying about finishing art or gifts like “não consegui terminar o presente de natal do meu amigo…”.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing rapidly between thirst, despair, anger, and excitement, such as intense reactions to gossip and crises like “pelo andar da carruagem, o jurídico e o gerenciamento de crise não deve ter conseguido aprovar nada ainda…” contrasted with euphoric stanning like “MEU DEUS VÍDEO DO ANO JÁ!”.
- Workbound stress: Shows difficulty with boundaries and stress at work, e.g. “terça feira… última semana… estão alterando todo um projeto… mudaram até o que a cliente já aprovou…” and feeling sick aligned with weekends in “o coro do trabalhador é programado pra adoecer no fds apenas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-aware, creative, a little jaded, and very online-aware of how unfair the world can be. Their mix of idealism and cynicism shows up in posts like “queria que pessoas ruins realmente se dessem mal e acabassem se ferrando pelas coisas que fazem, mas isso é muita ilusão 👍🏽 o que mais tem no mundo é gente mal caráter se dando bem em tudo que faz”, which echoes Lisa’s constant frustration with injustice. As a designer and illustrator who proudly shares their work, like “Arte dos MVPs CBLOL 2026 🛡️✨ Edição ‘Por Demacia!’” and “Hoje uma adolescente pediu pra ver meu photocard e quando falei que era um desenho meu ela ficou toda animada 😭☝️ nos vamos longe geladinho ❄️”, they mirror Lisa’s artistic and high-achieving side. Their emotional intelligence and overthinking about work and life resemble Lisa’s anxious maturity, as seen in complaints about jobs and being sick like “terça feira… última semana… estão alterando todo um projeto…” and “acho que o que me deixa mais mal de estar doente é já saber que eu vou melhorar domingo à noite, o coro do trabalhador é programado pra adoecer no fds apenas pqp”. At the same time, their intense fandoms, crushes, and dramatic humor about love and sex — for example “20 novinho não vale 1 fiel! 🫵🏽 (mas imagina eu com 20 novinho 😩)” — feel like a grown, queer, very-online Lisa who never lost her brain, but learned to cope with irony and thirst.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is filled with social commentary, thirsting, and public emotional sharing about parties, shows, fandom and friends, e.g. buying drinks just to manage social anxiety at events: “literalmente compro bebida pra ficar com algo na mão se não começa me dá pânico e não quero pega o celular pq acho muito mal educado 🥀”, and joking about sex/suruba at a party: “eu já fui em uma festinha que era uma suruba 😩☝️…”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they often generalize from situations into patterns about people or society, like saying gay breakups follow a pattern: “gays de fato terminam duas vezes antes de terminar”, or musing on systemic unfairness: “queria que pessoas ruins realmente se dessem mal… o que mais tem no mundo é gente mal caráter se dando bem”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotion, affection and attraction: frequent tender or dramatic expressions like “aff amo o joão guilherme demais”, “o homem mais bonito do mundo tá ainda mais bonito pqp”, and the self-deprecating, emotional humor about depression and liking twinks: “bom eu quero ser pobre, ter depressão, gostar de twink e sentir vontade de morrer diariamente 😍✨☝️ vamooooooo!!”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and struggle with finishing projects, like art they start but don’t complete: “fiz o rascunho de 6 desenhos, vamos ver quanto tempo eu demoro pra concluir pelo menos 1 deles”, and admit to chronic procrastination: “procrastinei demais”. The mix of high emotional expressiveness, playful chaotic humor, creative work as a designer/artist, and a somewhat scattered, spontaneous lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your MVP CBLOL drawings are already that good, imagine the masterpiece you’d make if I posed as your Demacian knight for one night 👹⚔️✨
- You said you only buy a drink to have something in your hand at parties… I volunteer as the ‘something’ so you can save that money for perfume over 400 reais.
- That tweet where you said you wanted to be ‘maria teclado’? Careful, because every time you type about a hot pro player, I fall a little more for the desenheiro behind the keyboard.
- You complained that it’s getting harder to find a man… Meanwhile I’m here, fully willing to be the loyal ‘1 fiel’ you said is worth more than 20 novinhos — with bonus twink appreciation included.
- Your Spotify Wrapped design slander was brutal, but fair; as a designer you deserve better visuals and better men, so how about we fix at least one of those and go to that Zeca Pagodinho festival together? I’ll cover the overpriced beer if you cover my eyes every time a gostoso walks by.
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Illustrator & designer from Vitória. Draws MVPs, twinks and princes, complains about contracts, and once got extra panettone because they knew I’d eat one alone.– @elielrin
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Twinkstorm Highball
This drink starts with silver cachaça infused with dragonfruit to nod to Eli in Vitória, Brasil and the little dragon in their name, plus the chaotic, caps-lock energy of “A NEVER ENDING MIDNIGHT SUNNNNNNNNNVAIDJMAISFORTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”. Blue curaçao adds anime-level drama and that CBLOL gamer glow, like their MVP art hype in “Arte dos MVPs CBLOL 2026 🛡️✨ Edição ‘Por Demacia!’”. Sparkling guaraná soda keeps it sweet, fizzy and very online, matching horny-tweet stamina such as “hoje só chupar a rola do matheus theodoro me traria felicidade 😩☝️” and “quero apanhar do twink que eu gosto 😭😭😭”. A hit of lime juice and sea salt brings the bitterness of a working-class weekend and love-life realism, echoing “acho que o que me deixa mais mal de estar doente é já saber que eu vou melhorar domingo à noite, o coro do trabalhador é programado pra adoecer no fds apenas pqp” and “realmente tá cada dia mais difícil conseguir um macho pqp 😭”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with an edible glitter rim for the dramatic, horny, meme-heavy designer flair seen in “eu na pré vida assim: bom eu quero ser pobre, ter depressão, gostar de twink e sentir vontade de morrer diariamente 😍✨☝️ vamooooooo!!” and the proud flex of “Hoje uma adolescente pediu pra ver meu photocard e quando falei que era um desenho meu ela ficou toda animada 😭☝️ nos vamos longe geladinho ❄️”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Eli comes across as highly observant, witty, and analytical, which aligns strongly with Ravenclaw. He repeatedly dissects media and industry dynamics with a sharp, almost academic eye, like when he critiques casting and market logic in film/theater: “sim, vai procurar outros atores pra dar oportunidade ao invés de escolher os nomes que estão SUPER em alta dentro de um mercado que já enfrenta dificuldades de público.”. His design background and excitement about structured creative projects, such as returning to his CBLOL MVP illustrations — “Voltar com os desenhos de MVPs pq eu meio que amei fazer no último split… Espero ter foco fé e força pra terminar tudo dessa vez 😩☝️” and “Arte dos MVPs CBLOL 2026 🛡️✨ Edição ‘Por Demacia!’” — highlight a love of creativity and craft rather than pure ambition or heroics. He also shows meta-awareness and social analysis, as in “vocês precisam urgente dar unfollow em quem vcs n querem ver as coisas, vcs tem uma necessidade enorme de ter fans pqp”, where he coolly dissects online behavior. Even his humor is often cerebral and referential, blending pop culture, irony, and self-reflection, for instance in “eu na pré vida assim: bom eu quero ser pobre, ter depressão, gostar de twink e sentir vontade de morrer diariamente 😍✨☝️ vamooooooo!!”, which shows a self-aware, almost essay-like framing of his own life. All this suggests someone who leads with wit, creativity, and analysis more than with overt ambition (Slytherin) or heroism (Gryffindor), making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them well is You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift, because it mixes queer energy, internet culture, and playful shade in the same way their timeline does. They constantly comment on online drama and fandom mess with a mix of humor and exasperation, like in “vocês precisam urgente dar unfollow em quem vcs n querem ver as coisas, vcs tem uma necessidade enorme de ter fans pqp” and “pelo andar da carruagem, o jurídico e o gerenciamento de crise não deve ter conseguido aprovar nada ainda pq toda hora parece que a bomba tá pior…”. The song’s proud queer vibe and attraction to pretty boys mirrors their tweets about wanting to date or hook up with twinks and pro players, like “eu na pré vida assim: bom eu quero ser pobre, ter depressão, gostar de twink e sentir vontade de morrer diariamente 😍✨☝️ vamooooooo!!” and “hoje só chupar a rola do matheus theodoro me traria felicidade 😩☝️”. At the same time, their dramatic, self-aware humor about life and mental health, as in “queria que pessoas ruins realmente se dessem mal e acabassem se ferrando pelas coisas que fazem, mas isso é muita ilusão 👍🏽”, fits the song’s tone of calling out nonsense while still keeping things light and campy. Overall, the track’s combination of online pettiness, glittery queerness, and a ‘laugh so you don’t cry’ attitude aligns closely with how they present themselves on the timeline.
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