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Your Simpsons character
Personality-wise, Eli feels closest to Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-aware, and often anxious, but also creative and deeply online instead of deeply academic. Like Lisa, they overthink social dynamics and identity, saying things like “Yo im just now realizing im lowkenuinely parasocial and i hate that” and “Moving is weird cause wdym instead of making jokes and laughing with my friends I'll be in a whole new unknown area where i dont recognize anybody and just sit in a corner all alone”. They show introspection about gender and self-image similar to Lisa’s struggles with identity, as in “Yeah im agender! Yeah people still refer to me by my cis pronouns or think im cisgender.” and “I cant be the only one that feels confident when I'm not myself right”. At the same time, they’re expressive and artsy—drawing, editing, making Minecraft skins, and commissioning art—echoing Lisa’s artistic side: “First time posting art dont bite me” and “Infinite painter is SO peak but the 3 layer limit is gonna KILL ME one day”. The constant oscillation between humorous shitposts (“I always say this. Imhungry”) and heavier emotional or existential thoughts mirrors Lisa’s blend of wit, melancholy, and earnestness more than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: they often mention feeling isolated or out of place, like in “Moving is weird cause wdym instead of making jokes and laughing with my friends I'll be in a whole new unknown area where i dont recognize anybody and just sit in a corner all alone” and “Joining a cosplay server in sewh and nobody recognizing your cos is so humiliating”, which shows social discomfort rather than energetic social pursuit. Their interests and expressions lean heavily toward intuition (N): they’re into fandom lore, OCs, ARGs, and parasociality, as in “Confession of the year! I dont watch unstable universe i only know some of the lore from edits on tiktok. im a big fat FRAUD.” and “trying to find something that's lost media feels like playing a game you're doomed to lose /ref maybe”, focusing more on concepts and narratives than concrete details. Their tone is strongly feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotional responses and personal values: they complain about boundaries and parasociality in “'Cope' and its a REAL persons boundaries ??” and introspect about identity and validation in “Yeah im agender! Yeah people still refer to me by my cis pronouns or think im cisgender.” and “Yo im just now realizing im lowkenuinely parasocial and i hate that”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they talk about procrastination and lack of structure, like “Looking wt my empty sketchbook that i was supposed to draw in 2 hours ago ( i got distracted on youtube)” and “Im gonna start drawing and its gonna be way too ambitious and im gonna get tired and scrap it”, and they often post late at night without a sense of fixed routine, as in “Its 2am wow j need to sleep”. Altogether, their introspective, value-driven, imaginative, and somewhat scattered presentation aligns most closely with INFP.

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eli • agender goblin on roblox & minecraft side quests • once beat Identity Fraud 3 times in a day instead of doing homework– @eliiiwoo

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This chaotic-sweet fizz is powered by blood orange soda for their bright, slightly unhinged energy and love of late nights, inspired by posts like “Its 2am wow j need to sleep” and constant brain-noise tweets. Cotton candy syrup reflects their soft, fandom-core side and parasocial oopsies, nodding to “Yo im just now realizing im lowkenuinely parasocial and i hate that” and all the LS/UU/minecraft horror love. A sharp espresso shot captures the stressed student grind and future-anxiety of “Can my parents stop talking about my future im so tired” and “School starts again and suddenly every problem ive ever had comes back to haunt me”. Edible glitter stars are for their dreamy creative side and comfort spaces like “My starry void” and all the art/drawing tweets. Finally, a melty chocolate drizzle is mandatory for the constant food craving saga, from “Imhungruyy” to “I want a chocolate bar” and the life-changing “I GOT a chocolate bar”.

Your Hogwarts House
Eli shows a very Ravenclaw mix of niche curiosity, online-culture literacy, and creative obsession. They get deeply invested in specific, somewhat obscure fandoms and media, like when they talk about Unstable Universe while admitting they only know the lore from edits, calling themselves a fraud in a very self-aware way: “Confession of the year! I dont watch unstable universe i only know some of the lore from edits on tiktok. im a big fat FRAUD.”. They also display analytical curiosity about internet/fandom structures and creators, such as trying to track down an artist by their work and criticizing Pinterest culture: “How do i find an artist by tge artwork itheres no wm please im desperate” and “Pinterest users pmo bro cuz like wdym you posted someones art and 'forgot' who the artist is??”. Their tweets show a pattern of thought-heavy introspection (“parasocialness,” identity, moving, gender) rather than bold action, exemplified by “Yo im just now realizing im lowkenuinely parasocial and i hate that” and “Moving is weird cause wdym instead of making jokes and laughing with my friends I'll be in a whole new unknown area where i dont recognize anybody and just sit in a corner all alone”. Finally, they clearly enjoy creating and refining ideas (OCs, fanart, Minecraft skins, drawing struggles) as in “Loving an oc so much to the point you make them into a minecraft skin” and “First time posting art dont bite me #averythemayo #minecraftarg can uou tell i cant draw bgs”, which strongly aligns with Ravenclaw’s creative, introspective, slightly self-critical energy rather than the boldness of Gryffindor, ambition of Slytherin, or steady loyalty focus of Hufflepuff.

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Billie Eilish’s you should see me in a crown fits Eli’s mix of chaotic humor, online‑core angst, and wanting to feel powerful when they don’t feel like themselves. They joke about constant hunger and everyday chaos, like “I always say this. Imhungry” and “Imhungruyy”, but also show deeper frustration and exhaustion with school and the future in “School starts again and suddenly every problem ive ever had comes back to haunt me” and “Can my parents stop talking about my future im so tired”. The song’s themes of wanting control and confidence line up with them saying “I cant be the only one that feels confident when I'm not myself right” and their agender frustration in “Yeah im agender! Yeah people still refer to me by my cis pronouns or think im cisgender.”. There’s also a playful, slightly unhinged energy in their fandom and parasocial jokes like “Yo im just now realizing im lowkenuinely parasocial and i hate that” and the dramatic way they talk about niche creators and ships, which matches the song’s dramatic, villainous confidence. Overall, it captures their blend of meme-y shitposting, low-key distress, and a desire to feel powerful and seen online.

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