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Elijah's personality and style of communication resemble Kent Brockman, the cynical and often sarcastic news anchor from The Simpsons. Like Brockman, Elijah frequently uses humor, often with a dark or sarcastic edge, to express his opinions. He also shares Brockman's tendency to be critical of the status quo and to express skepticism about the motives of those in power. His tweets, such as 'They are already rigging 2028 [picture]' and 'Conservative Inc officially died. They were all pushing DeSantis Their fake outrage over this is theatrics They are never Trumpers and are simply afraid of losing their audience so they’ll pretend to care But if they were on jury they would have convicted Trump Sorry lot [picture] [quoted tweet]' reflect a similar cynicism and distrust of authority figures, aligning him with the character of Kent Brockman.

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A conservative commentator, journalist, and podcast host, Elijah is a voice for traditional values and a critic of the 'woke' agenda. His show, 'OFFENSIVE,' tackles controversial topics with a no-holds-barred approach. He is a strong supporter of Donald Trump and believes in the importance of family and faith. Follow him for insightful commentary and bold opinions.– @ElijahSchaffer

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Elijah's personality aligns with the traits of Slytherin, known for ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His strong opinions, willingness to challenge authority, and focus on achieving his goals are reminiscent of Slytherin values. He often uses his platform to criticize what he sees as a corrupt system and to promote his own agenda, much like a Slytherin might use their cunning to achieve power. His tweets, such as 'They are already rigging 2028 [picture]' and 'Conservative Inc officially died. They were all pushing DeSantis Their fake outrage over this is theatrics They are never Trumpers and are simply afraid of losing their audience so they’ll pretend to care But if they were on jury they would have convicted Trump Sorry lot [picture] [quoted tweet]' show a clear ambition to expose what he believes is wrong and to promote his own vision for the future. He also exhibits a cunning and resourcefulness in his use of social media to build his following and spread his message, further aligning him with the Slytherin house.

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This song, which expresses frustration with the double standards and expectations placed on women, aligns with Elijah's views on gender roles and the 'woke' agenda. Like Taylor Swift, Elijah is a vocal critic of what he sees as the unfair treatment of men in society. He frequently uses his platform to challenge traditional gender roles and to advocate for what he believes is a more equitable society. His tweets, such as 'Sending your daughter to university is like cutting your son’s balls off Easiest way to permanently throw all you parenting away If they don’t turn out as a leftist there is only a 5% chance they won’t also turn out as a whore Colleges are meat grinders for good girls [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'Australia is creating an anti male task force to prevent young boys from being influenced by @Cobratate and @TateTheTalisman This is the guy they put in charge. However, all men are rapists. & we must believe all women. So he needs to resign and let a trans 🏳️⚧️ male take over [picture] [quoted tweet]' reflect a similar concern about the impact of the 'woke' agenda on men and a desire to challenge the status quo, making 'The Man' an appropriate song choice for him.

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