
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Elise most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa’s darker, more depressed seasons where she feels misunderstood and overwhelmed. Like Lisa, Elise is very self-reflective and aware of her own mental health, writing things like “I thought I knew what is wrong with me but now I’m not sure anymore and I’m not sure I want to keep trying to understand” and “Sometimes I wish I was a normal teenager; going to school, partying, being normal happy or sad relationship (not abusing), go out, not taking meds, not going to the hospital a lot in the year and a lot of other little or big things Why can’t I be normal”. Lisa often feels isolated and unseen by her family and peers, which parallels Elise’s feelings in “Im tired, I feel like no one cares about me. I just want that all stop” and “Everyone hates me, even my family hates me”. Both have strong emotional intensity mixed with a desire to improve themselves, reflected when Elise says “SOBER OF CANNABIS SINCE 2 WEEKS AND 6 FOR SH? WE RE LOCKING TF IN GUYS” while still admitting “I don’t know if i want to get better or worse anymore”. And like Lisa’s longing for genuine connection and love, Elise repeatedly expresses that deep need in tweets such as “I just needed to be loved” and “Love me please”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Elise is strongly introverted: they talk about withdrawing from social media and people, e.g. “I deactivated my ig account and I think I will delete my TikTok and everything else possible. I don’t want to talk to anyone. Everyone hates me. I’m tired.” and feeling unable to text friends back in “I wish I could just text back my friends whenever I want, not being stuck and just can’t answer.”. Their tweets show intuition over sensing: they dwell on meaning and identity—“Sometimes I wish I was a normal teenager; going to school, partying… Why can’t I be normal” and “Im not sure once in my life someone truly understood me…”—rather than concrete external facts. They are clearly feeling-oriented, making decisions and evaluations based on emotions and relationships, as seen in “I just needed to be loved”, “Love me please”, and their intense reactions to perceived rejection or conflict with family. Finally, they lean perceiving rather than judging: their sleep schedule, impulsive media deletions, and on‑again/off‑again recovery efforts suggest difficulty with structure and planning, e.g. “I woke up at 9pm today 🥀🥀” and “Idk if I create a new account… I don’t even know if I will active”. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—Elise fits best with INFP.

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Teen in recovery, powered by long naps, YouTube, and Cookie Run marathons. Once slept 20 hours and still said “I’m tired.” Here to heal & overshare.– @Elise119302

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with blackberry gin as a moody, night-owl base, for all the times they wake up at 8pm and feel “cooked” like in “Good morning all ^^ (it’s fucking 8pm I just woke up)” and “I woke up at 9pm today 🥀🥀”. Chamomile-honey syrup adds a soft, comforting layer, echoing their wish for hugs and love in “I just needed a hug” and “Love me please”. Grapefruit juice gives a sharp, bitter-sour kick for those brutally honest lows like “I don’t even know what to tweet anymore just want to kms” and the fear of getting worse in “I don’t know if i want to get better or worse anymore”. A tiny splash of non-alcoholic cannabis-flavor soda nods to their recovery grind in “SOBER OF CANNABIS SINCE 2 WEEKS AND 6 FOR SH? WE RE LOCKING TF IN GUYS” and “It’s been 10 days that I didn’t smoke. I can’t do it”, keeping the taste of the past without the self-destruction. Finally, edible glitter over a cracked ice sphere represents their queer, dramatic, gamer sparkle in “I’m gay”, “Let me cook guys”, and the messy but hopeful decision to say “I’m quitting twt, bye bye guys” and maybe start something new.

Your Hogwarts House
Elise shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, persistence in recovery, and a deep desire for connection and fairness. They repeatedly emphasize sticking with difficult, slow work like sobriety and self-harm recovery, celebrating milestones such as “SOBER OF CANNABIS SINCE 2 WEEKS AND 6 FOR SH? WE RE LOCKING TF IN GUYS” and openly struggling but still trying, as in “It’s been 10 days that I didn’t smoke. I can’t do it”. Their longing for healthy, loving relationships and a more "normal" life (“Sometimes I wish I was a normal teenager; going to school, partying… Why can’t I be normal” and “i want a gf or a bf so bad bro but i have to lock in and get better”) reflects a Hufflepuff-like focus on belonging and emotional loyalty. Even in crisis, they care about others’ feelings and social harmony, apologizing for not being active or feeling disliked, as in “Not really active, sorry 🙏🙏” and “You guys hate me”, which shows how much they value their connections. While there are flashes of self-destructive thoughts and fear, their core is about enduring, trying to do the right thing (taking meds, considering hospitalization, recovery), and wanting safe, steady love—hallmark qualities of a struggling but very Hufflepuff heart.

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A well‑known song that fits Elise most is Breathe Me by Sia, which is about feeling broken, unsafe, and desperately wanting someone to stay and care. Elise repeatedly expresses intense self‑blame and crisis, like “I’m in a fucking crisis I hate myself” and “I don’t even know what to tweet anymore just want to kms”, echoing the song’s themes of self-destruction and vulnerability. The plea for love and understanding in lyrics like “be my friend, hold me” matches tweets such as “I just needed to be loved” and “Love me please”. Her fear of getting worse and ambivalence about recovery, seen in “I don’t know if i want to get better or worse anymore” and “I truly don’t want to die, but I don’t think I can keep going like this”, mirrors the song’s cycle of hurt and longing for help. Even her struggles with hospitalization and meds, like “My mom really wants me to get hospitalised again. I know she is right, I know I really should. I just can’t.”, align with the song’s portrayal of someone on the edge, scared yet yearning to be saved.

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