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Your Simpsons character
Elixir shares Bart’s chaotic energy and history of physical mishaps, specifically noting how their “front tooth is permanently chipped because i ran at full speed into a guy”. They exhibit a rebellious attitude toward corporate authority, seen in their frustration over a “CERTAIN FUCKING COMPANY” gatekeeping their interests. Like Bart’s frequent use of aliases, the user recently announced “my name is elixir or elijah” while maintaining a snarky online persona. Their cynical humor regarding platform updates, such as mocking a “feature that nobody gonna use!”, perfectly mirrors the The Simpsons protagonist's irreverent spirit.

Your MBTI personality Type
Elixir demonstrates Extroverted tendencies through their frequent engagement with internet culture and an expressive, outward-facing social presence, evidenced by their sarcastic commentary like “Let’s add feature that nobody gonna use!”. Their Intuitive side is shown in their focus on fandom legacies and symbolic identities, seen in their rebrand announcement: “I’ve rebranded, my name is elixir or elijah.”. They lean toward Feeling, using highly emotive and passionate language to express personal values, such as their heated defense of a franchise: “Ultraman is elite ball because a CERTAIN FUCKING COMPANY MANAGED TO GATEKEEP IT”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is clear from their spontaneous, irreverent humor and flexible outlook on life, famously joking that “2027 will be my year” instead of the current one.

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Elijah | They/Them. Resident of the Land of Light & Ultraman enthusiast. Ask me about the time I chipped a tooth running full speed into a guy in first grade.– @ElixirDeVitae

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a tribute to a user living in 'Nebula M78, Land of Light', blending an experimental style with a sharp edge. The Electric Blue Curaçao represents their love for Ultraman, while the Spiced Gold Rum reflects their claim that “Maybe i am umacist but thats gotta be stay gold”. The glass features a jagged, smashed salted rim to commemorate the time their “front tooth is permanently chipped because i ran at full speed into a guy”. Finally, a splash of bitter tonic represents their frustration with the “CERTAIN FUCKING COMPANY” that kept their favorite media from the West. It is the perfect drink for someone who optimistically declares “2027 will be my year”.

Your Hogwarts House
Elixir displays the classic Gryffindor trait of being blunt and unyielding, particularly when defending their passions, as seen in their heated defense of the Ultraman franchise: “Ultraman is elite ball because a CERTAIN FUCKING COMPANY MANAGED TO GATEKEEP IT FROM THE WEST”. Their storytelling reveals a history of physical impulsiveness and a certain 'battle scar' pride, specifically when recounting how they “ran at full speed into a guy” in first grade and permanently chipped a tooth. Furthermore, their bio's assertive tone—“it’s Elixir to you”—and their bold outlook for the future, claiming “2027 will be my year”, suggests a confident, headstrong personality. This combination of fiery advocacy, physical recklessness, and a direct social presence aligns perfectly with the house of the lion.

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The song's cosmic themes perfectly align with Elixir’s location in “Nebula M78, Land of Light”, the home of their favorite franchise, Ultraman. They display a rebellious, slightly chaotic personality that mirrors the song's sense of wonder and change, evidenced by their declaration that “2027 will be my year”. Just as the 'Starman' waits in the sky to blow our minds, Elixir announces their evolution with “New year new me” and a formal rebranding to “elixir or elijah”. Their passionate defense of niche media, claiming “Ultraman is elite”, reflects the song’s spirit of connecting with something extraordinary from far away.

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