Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically Devoted: She shows intense passion for bands like Catfish and the Bottlemen and The Snuts, even being known as “catb girl” in college.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: She uses wit to handle life's frustrations, joking about her “5 burger plan” instead of a career path.
- Culturally Aware: She is deeply engaged with British pop culture, frequently referencing Peep Show characters like “Super Hans” and “Mark Corrigan”.
- Socially Outgoing: She actively seeks connection by offering a “+1 spot on the guest list” for concerts to others.
- Ambitious Creative: Despite studying law, she is brave enough to pivot toward her true passion as her father is “happy with me going forward with music”.
Weaknesses:
- Anxious Attachment: She openly admits to struggling with her “anxious attachment” and how it affects her happiness.
- Procrastination: She acknowledges having many thoughts but confesses she “forget to tweet them” or act on them most of the time.
- Impulsive Communicator: She admits she cannot keep secrets if they are “funny sorry”, suggesting a lack of discretion.
- Employment Struggles: She frequently posts about the stress of being “unemployed” and begs for someone to “PLEASE HIRE ME”.
- Gaming Addiction: She describes herself as being “addicted to Fortnite” and spends her days playing instead of working.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, ella is a dedicated student and musician who balances high intellectual ambitions with a deep-seated love for the arts, specifically noting that she is “doing law” while simultaneously pursuing her passion as she goes “forward with music.” She shares Lisa's tendency for emotional intensity and existential dread, admitting that “Sigh, I think I need therapy” and often feeling overwhelmed by her complex internal world. Her sharp, dry wit and occasional social frustration mirror Lisa’s outlook, especially when she jokes that “Your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny sorry.” Ultimately, she embodies the classic Lisa Simpson struggle of being a highly perceptive individual trying to find her place between academic expectations and creative fulfillment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Ella exhibits Extroversion through her constant social commentary and public call-outs, such as “this account views every one of my stories who are you reveal yourself”. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on future possibilities and abstract connections, frequently tweeting about the “vision” and her “5 year plan” alternatives. As a Feeling type, she is highly expressive of her emotional states, admiting she “misses him” and struggles with “anxious attachment”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shines through her spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, joking about a day of “being unemployed and playing Fortnite” and impulsively deciding to “drink tonight” because she misses a band.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m a much better secret keeper than you—I won’t tell a soul how good we look together, even if it is funny.
- Are you a new Catfish and the Bottlemen tour announcement? Because I’ve been waiting half a year for someone like you to finally show up.
- I may not be Jamie Campbell Bower, but I’m willing to let you pray to my picture if it gets me a spot on your 2026 bucket list.
- Forget the five-year plan; I’ve already started drafting our five-burger plan. Do you want to go get the first one tonight?
- I promise I’m not 'the joke'—I’m actually in the mood to take you out, and I won't even mention baked beans to Finn Wolfhard.
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London-based law student by day, indie music enthusiast by night. Once asked Finn Wolfhard about his thoughts on baked beans. Probably playing Fortnite.– @ellacozz
Your signature cocktail
The 5-Burger Plan Spritz
This cocktail is a chaotic blend reflecting a 19-year-old law student who would rather be a rockstar, featuring a London Dry Gin base because “Going to uni in London is so weird”. The bittersweet Aperol represents her 'anxious attachment' and the fact that she'll keep your secret “unless it’s funny sorry”, while the Scottish Irn-Bru honors her obsession with bands like The Snuts. It’s a high-energy drink perfect for “Another wonderful day of being unemployed and playing Fortnite”, served in a glass as bold as her claim: “Fuck a 5 year plan I have a 5 burger plan”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ella displays a distinct focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, frankly admitting, “Your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny sorry”. Her ambition is directed toward her personal passions, as seen when she convinces her father to let “law be my backup” so she can pursue music. She possesses a sharp, biting wit and a disregard for social niceties, exemplified by her reaction to Stranger Things where she calls the show “Stupid fucksss” immediately after the finale. Furthermore, her blunt honesty about her lifestyle, such as being “unemployed and playing Fortnite,” shows a Slytherin’s unapologetic nature regarding their own path and interests.
Your movie
Your song
Kathleen - Catfish and the Bottlemen
As a self-described “catb girl in college”, Ella’s online identity is defined by her intense, chaotic devotion to the band and lead singer Van McCann. The song’s themes of being 'obsessed' and 'clinging to something' mirror her frequent emotional outbursts, such as when she shouts “I MISS HIM” or claims “I’M LEFT HOLDING ONTO SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER REALLY THERE”. Her life is a cycle of waiting for their return, evidenced by her dream that “there is a tour planned” and her constant updates on their status. The track captures the specific brand of indie-sleaze nostalgia and anxious attachment she displays while navigating her 20s. Ultimately, her frantic energy and singular focus on Van McCann make this the perfect anthem for her digital presence.
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