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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is a high‑achieving, anxious teen who often feels isolated and struggles with self‑esteem, which mirrors the user’s posts like "i’m so lonely" and "trying to be an academic weapon but I can’t focus because all that’s on my mind is FOOD". Like Lisa’s occasional moments of self‑destructive behavior (e.g., in an episode where she cuts herself), the user explicitly mentions self‑harm and urges such as "does anyone know something I can do instead of cutting myself that actually fucking works". Both characters are pre‑occupied with body image: Lisa worries about being perfect while the user fixates on weight, saying "my goal weight is zero pounds. I want to weigh nothing." The user’s confession of a crush, "i love katherine", echoes Lisa’s well‑known crush on Milhouse and other romantic interests. Overall, the combination of academic pressure, loneliness, self‑harm, and body‑image obsession makes Lisa the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, often sharing personal feelings and inner thoughts rather than interacting socially, as seen in tweets like "i’m so fucking lonely" and "I just want to be thin". They focus on concrete sensory details (taste, texture, weight) such as "what can I do to protein bars to make them taste better?" and "cinnamon toast crunch tastes DISGUSTING coming back up" indicating a Sensing preference. Their decisions are driven by personal values and emotions, expressed in statements like "I want all of my fat to melt" and "I think i’m getting addicted to purging", showing a Feeling orientation. The pattern of impulsive, spontaneous behavior—eating cookies before a fast ("ate 6 cookies before starting my fast ✌️"), craving immediate food, and fluctuating between binge and purge—suggests a Perceiving lifestyle rather than a structured, planned approach.

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Drama club enthusiast, foodie experimenter (once turned a protein bar into a 'cake'), navigating mental health & sharing a journey of resilience.– @elle_is_hungry

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The Midnight Meltdown captures the sweet cravings and bitter despair echoed in "I want cake so bad.. I want rich chocolate cake with chocolate whipped frosting" and the yearning for an intense, fiery finish like "I want a giant bowl of chipotle chicken I want to eat it all in 5 minutes then throw up my organs". The black vodka represents the emptiness and desire for "zero pounds" as in "my goal weight is zero pounds", while the chocolate liqueur mirrors the longing for comfort in sugary treats. A swirl of cinnamon-infused cream hints at the sensory overload in "what can I do to protein bars to make them taste better?". The chipotle syrup adds a sharp, burning edge that reflects the self‑harm urges like "no you don’t understand I still want to cut myself i’m just too lazy". Finally, a dash of bitter amaro embodies the underlying pain and insomnia that she describes, making each sip a bittersweet reminder of her complex inner world.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive to achieve a personal, albeit self‑destructive, goal: "my goal weight is zero pounds. I want to weigh nothing. I want to be nothing. I want to be as gentle as the wind and as quiet as a mouse," demonstrating extreme ambition. They also seek cunning alternatives to self‑harm: "does anyone know something I can do instead of cutting myself that actually fucking works." Their strategic criticism of community norms – "I think if we where as against threads sharing tips on how to do long fasts as we are against threads sharing tips on how to purge edtwt would be responsible for a lot less people’s ed’s" – reflects the resourceful, scheming mindset of Slytherin. While not displaying typical bravery or loyalty, the user’s focus on personal control and ambition aligns most closely with Slytherin values.

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The raw, confessional tone of "Hurt" mirrors the user's ongoing battle with self-harm and emptiness. Lines such as "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" echo the tweet "does anyone know something I can do instead of cutting myself that actually fucking works [picture]" and the later admission "no you don't understand I still want to cut myself i'm just too lazy [picture]". The song's refrain about being broken and wanting to disappear reflects statements like "my goal weight is zero pounds. I want to weigh nothing... I want to be as gentle as the wind and as quiet as a mouse [picture]" and "I want all of my fat to melt and pile up in my stomach and then I wanna puke it all up and then I wanna dissolve [picture]". Its theme of isolation resonates with "i'm so fucking lonely [picture]" and "I miss talking to my friends without only thinking about food [picture]". For these reasons, "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails captures the intense pain, self-destructive urges, and yearning for oblivion expressed in the timeline.

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