Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honesty: They post blunt emotional statements like 'i genuinely.need to die all the time omg', showing an unfiltered candor about their inner life.
- Vulnerability: Phrases such as 'i wanna wake up my friend so she can comfort me' and 'i want to be held and taken care of' show they are willing to ask for support openly.
- Community‑Oriented: Concerns about '8 ball anon' DMs and having friends log into accounts to commission things show they prioritize and engage with tight online networks.
- Playful: References to fandoms and games like 'ive been playing ultrakill' and 'aradia megido from homestuck' reveal a playful, nerdy side.
- Self‑Critical: They readily mock their own behavior, e.g. 'im clogging up my stupid account with stipid posts about my stupid mental heath', which shows introspective humor.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Rapid swings from 'ok im over it sorry about that' to 'my friends are mad at me i NEED to die' indicate volatile mood shifts.
- Validation‑Seeking: Open admission 'i need validation from people on the internet or i will die forevwr' shows reliance on external reassurance.
- Impulsivity: Erratic behaviors like suddenly deleting tweets and frantic DMs ('i keep getting antsy i am like itching to delete that post') reflect impulsive acts.
- Procrastination: Confessions such as 'i woke ip at 4 in the morning to do literaly all my work right before class because i procrastinated' point to chronic last‑minute work habits.
- Self‑Destructive Humor: Regular joking about dying and harm ('i NEED to die', 'load my freaking lard carcus into the ground') can normalize dangerous talk and alienate helpers.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart matches Elliot's impulse for attention, mischief, and dramatic one‑liners: like Bart, Elliot loudly seeks reactions ('i want attention im wiggling around i want attteennntiooon') and sometimes acts without considering consequences (blocking someone for asking about grooming shows quick, defensive moves). Both use exaggerated humor to cover insecurity — Elliot's hyperbolic 'i NEED to die' tweets echo Bart's dramatic antics. While Lisa is the moral conscience and Marge the caretaker, Bart's chaotic, attention‑craving energy best fits Elliot's loud, messy online presence.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Elliot reads as an ENFP: they are expressive and seek connection (Extraverted), shown by 'i need validation from people on the internet' and frequent calls for being noticed. Their language suggests Intuition over sensing — they live in possibilities, hyperfixations and fandom imagination ('object show hyperfixation', 'aradia megido from homestuck'). Feeling drives choices: they decide from emotional need and value relationships ('i wanna wake up my friend so she can comfort me'). And Perceiving fits the spontaneous, procrastinating, and flexible routine they describe ('i woke ip at 4 in the morning to do literaly all my work right before class because i procrastinated really bad' and 'al is do all day is sleep wake up eat and go back to sleep'). Overall, the pattern of dramatic emotionality, creativity, and interpersonal focus points to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Ultrakill level? Because I keep respawning just to be near you.
- If you're the Jack in the Box to my midnight hunger, I swear I'd let you order me anything — and then thank you into the void.
- I'd check your Discord at 3 a.m. just to prove I'm the friend who wakes up to comfort you, even if I have class tomorrow.
- Call me 8‑ball anon — I predict you'll fall for me after one long, dramatic nap together.
- I don't need AirPods to hear your heart; I can hear it in every 13‑hour nap and chaotic tweet you make.
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Your new Twitter bio
Elliot | messy, loud, and online — shedtwt lurker who rants, naps, hyperfixates on games & fandoms. Recovering chaotic softie (BPD-ish), queer‑friendly corner of the web. Art commissions & comfort talks: DM. PRIV: @eliclosingshift– @elliotette
Your signature cocktail
The Bedhead Bender
The Bedhead Bender mixes sleepy and wired elements like Elliot's life: vodka for the 'i looovve drinking my issues away' vibe, espresso liqueur for midnight cram sessions ('woke up at 4 to do all my work'), and cherry for the clumsy sweetness of attention‑seeking. Sparkling water keeps it light, like their flippant humor, and a marshmallow nods to wanting to be held and comforted ('i want to be held and taken care of'). It's warm, messy, and oddly comforting — like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Elliot's tweets show loyalty, kindness, and a desire for community: they repeatedly want comfort from friends ('i wanna wake up my friend so she can comfort me') and fret about letting people down ('i keep forgetting to check my discord im a shitty friend'). Hufflepuffs prize patience and acceptance, which fits someone who asks to be held and is forgiving toward their own chaos. The house's focus on hard work and steady support also aligns with Elliot trying (even inconsistently) to manage school, recover, and maintain friendships despite fatigue and procrastination. They're more about belonging than prestige or calculated gain, which points away from Slytherin or Ravenclaw and toward Hufflepuff's warm, if messy, community.
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Breathe Me - Sia
Sia's 'Breathe Me' captures vulnerable, aching loneliness and the plea for someone to 'use me' or support them — mirroring Elliot's repeated cries like 'i need to be held and taken care of' and 'i need validation from people on the internet or i will die'. The song's slow build and raw emotion fit Elliot's oscillation between self‑mockery and genuine despair, making it a raw, intimate soundtrack to their timeline.
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