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The user’s tone is highly critical, sarcastic, and obsessed with niche pop‑culture details such as the ADC role in League of Legends and Valorant map covers, which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s reputation as the ultimate pop‑culture critic. Their tweet ‘Why do Valorant players always use the corniest shounen anime images as their map covers? 😭’ reflects the same eye‑rolling disdain for fan trends that Comic Book Guy famously expresses with lines like ‘Worst. Episode. Ever.’ The user’s frequent use of hyperbole and activist hashtags – e.g., ‘#FRANKOUT #RICHARLISONOUT #BENTANCUROUT’ – echoes Comic Book Guy’s penchant for loudly denouncing what he sees as low‑quality or misguided media. Likewise, the self‑aware comment ‘This gotta be the corniest tweet I’ve ever read 😭’ shows the meta‑irony that Comic Book Guy often employs when reviewing cringe‑worthy content. Finally, their broader critique of modern knowledge – ‘Ridiculous notion that because we know more about the world now as a general populace we are smarter than those before us.’ – matches Comic Book Guy’s cynical worldview that contemporary pop culture is often overrated.

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The user's communication style is outward‑focused and assertive, as shown by tweets like "#FRANKOUT #RICHARLISONOUT #BENTANCUROUT" that aim to rally others and influence club decisions, indicating Extraversion. Their remarks often address broader patterns and abstract ideas—for example, "Ridiculous notion that because we know more about the world now as a general populace we are smarter than those before us"—reflecting an Intuitive preference for conceptual thinking. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis, evident in the tweet "People always complain about adc’s but the truth is our role gets the least amount of value relative to the amount of effort needed," which shows a Thinking orientation. Finally, the user displays a decisive, organized lifestyle, repeatedly issuing definitive calls such as "It is genuinely over for Tottenham Hotspur if we persist with Frank until January" and using hashtags to drive action, characteristic of a Judging type.

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Tottenham supporter, LoL ADC main & Dark Souls explorer. Once shouted 'Whose Eze?' after an Arsenal hat‑trick—still a fan favourite. #FRANKOUT– @EllisOfAstora

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The base of white rum mirrors Tottenham Hotspur’s classic white kit, grounding the drink in the club the user passionately defends. A splash of blue curaçao adds a vivid blue hue, a cheeky nod to the line "I don’t want my beautiful, heroic and fine football club to ever be put with that embarrassing blue sack of shit the mentally ill refer to as a ‘badge’" that shows their disdain for rival colours. Campari’s bitter bite reflects the frustration in the tweet "It is genuinely over for Tottenham Hotspur if we persist with Frank until January, I don’t want to see this guy backed and I don’t want to see anymore of his shitty signings", capturing the #FRANKOUT sentiment. A zing of fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, sour edge, echoing the blunt criticism of "#FRANKOUT #RICHARLISONOUT #BENTANCUROUT" and the fiery spirit of their football rants. Finally, a drizzle of raspberry syrup sweetens the mix, a reminder of the tender side revealed in their bio "I can’t smile without you 🤍", balancing the bitterness with love for the game.

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The user repeatedly pushes for changes that they believe will improve their football club, showing strong ambition and a desire to control outcomes, as seen in tweets like "#FRANKOUT #RICHARLISONOUT #BENTANCUROUT" and "We shouldn’t be spending money raised by our fans to get in players for a coward who loves Arsenal". They describe their club in heroic terms and defend it fiercely: "I don’t want my beautiful, heroic and fine football club to ever be put with that embarrassing blue sack of shit…". Their analytical comment on the ADC role – "People always complain about adc’s … it is the role that is the hardiest to carry on and requires the most positioning and mechanics" – demonstrates the cunning, strategic mindset valued by Slytherin. These traits of ambition, strategic thinking, and a drive to shape the club’s future align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The bio literally states "I can’t smile without you 🤍", echoing the song’s central line and showing that the user’s happiness hinges on something they love—most likely their football club. Their tweets reveal an obsessive, emotional attachment to the sport, such as "Can't sleep because of that result man" and the frantic plea "#FRANKOUT #RICHARLISONOUT #BENTANCUROUT", indicating they feel personal loss when the team struggles. The mixture of humor and self‑deprecation (e.g., "If I’m 30 posting dumb shit like this just kill me btdubbs") mirrors the bittersweet tone of the ballad, which balances affection with a hint of melancholy. Overall, the song captures the user’s devotion, frustration, and the sense that without their beloved club they truly cannot smile.

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