Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense devotion to Newell’s and other teams, e.g. rallying fans to protest for the club’s good in “SI AMAS A NEWELLS DE VERDAD MAÑANA TENES QUE IR AL COLOSO…”.
- Community‑oriented: Tries to mobilize and organize other supporters, like calling for marches and banderazos in “Sería bueno hacer un banderazo antes del partido de huracán. Como lo ven?”.
- Persistent activist: Travels to AFA with ‘la cúpula’ and describes ongoing efforts to defend the club in “Buen día gente. En breve salimos junto a Cristian y el purri hacia la ciudad capital…” and “Hemos sido maltratados en la AFA…”.
- Humorous energy: Uses exaggerated laughter and over‑the‑top reactions for comic effect, such as the long ‘JAJAJA…’ in “JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJSJSJAJAJSJJAJSJSJSJSJJSJS”.
- Loyal friendship: Refers affectionately to close friends and shared rituals (asados, trips, ‘la cúpula’), e.g. “Hoy jueves tiramos una carne a la parrilla. El trío galleta como de costumbre…”.
Weaknesses:
- Insulting language: Frequently uses crude insults and profanity toward players, rivals, and others, like “La concha de tu pija racing hijo de puta…” and “Aldosivi la concha de tu madre pescado hijo de puta…”.
- Dehumanizing rivals: Describes rival fans and clubs with demeaning labels, e.g. calling them ‘sinaliento’, ‘secanucas’, ‘microbios’ and saying “Todo el futbol argentino los odia. Jajajaj hermoso! Hay que hacer que lo desafilien…”.
- Aggressive hostility: Expresses extreme animosity and wishes harm or humiliation, such as “Ojalá se quiebre en el mundial!” and “Si hace un gol el secanucas de malcorra me pongo una concha y me hago coger por el cuida coches de mi cuadra. Rómpanlo loco!”.
- Disrespectful tone: Speaks about public figures and even club idols in a highly disrespectful way, e.g. calling Messi ‘hormonado mercenario’ in “Ándate a la concha de tu madre hormonita mercenario…” and Di María ‘impresentable sin manos’ in “El imbecil de arias… Avísenle al impresentable sin manos donde está jugando”.
- Volatile reactions: Shows intense emotional swings tied to match results, from euphoria to despair, like “Es muy difícil ser de newells. Te arruina la semana, el mes y el año… Te saca vida!” and then immediately celebrating goals or mocking opponents in other tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The account reads very much like Homer Simpson as an ultra‑passionate sports fan whose emotions run his life. He swings wildly from euphoric confidence to absolute despair about Newell’s, just like Homer with the Isotopes, e.g. going from “No hay chances de perder de local con defensa. Juegan horrible” to “Es muy difícil ser de newells. Te arruina la semana, el mes y el año… Te saca vida!”. His temperament is impulsive and over-the-top, constantly insulting rivals and even his own people, like “La concha de tu pija racing hijo de puta no podes perder de local con los secanucas” and “A todo esto…. Donde está nuestro capitán? Borracho hijo de puta da la cara”, which mirrors Homer’s loud, reactive, sometimes mean-spirited rants. At the same time, beneath the aggression there’s genuine loyalty and love for his club and friends, e.g. “Feliz aniversario Newells de mi vida! Te amo demasiado aunque me arruines todos los días.” and the camaraderie of his ‘cúpula’ trips and asados, similar to Homer’s devotion to his family and buddies at Moe’s. He also mixes crude humor and bravado about nights out or romantic plans, like “Boliche porteño, noche de reservado con la cúpula. Mañana a la AFA como misliles!” and “Unas ganas de cucharita hoy!!!! Quien disponible?”, which fit Homer’s often juvenile, impulsive side. Overall, he’s emotionally explosive, football-obsessed, a bit self-destructive but deeply attached to his ‘family’ (the club and his inner circle), making Homer the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
They appear strongly Extraverted: they are constantly involved with others, organizing protests and collective actions like the march at the stadium, e.g. “SI AMAS A NEWELLS DE VERDAD MAÑANA TENES QUE IR AL COLOSO A LAS 21 HS A MARCHAR Y PROTESTAR CONTRA LA CD, CT Y JUGADORES.”, and frequently mention social gatherings, trips with friends, and parties such as “Boliche porteño, noche de reservado con la cúpula. Mañana a la AFA como misliles!”. Their focus is very Sensing, grounded in concrete football events, specific matches, penalties, players, and club politics rather than abstract theorizing, e.g. “Fue mano de di María. Le regalaron el segundo gol.” and “No hay chances de perder de local con defensa. Juegan horrible”. They lean clearly Thinking over Feeling: they are blunt, confrontational, and criticize harshly with little concern for diplomacy, e.g. “Terrible pelotudo. Avísenle al impresentable sin manos donde está jugando” and “Ándate a la concha de tu madre hormonita mercenario.”. Their style is also very Judging: they talk about strategy, organization, and what “should” be done, such as electoral plans and club governance, e.g. “Estamos empezando el anteproyecto del nuevo estadio de Newell’s Rosario… Vamos a sacar los nombres de las tribunas de gente que no nos dio nada.” and “Sería bueno hacer un banderazo antes del partido de huracán. Como lo ven?”. Taken together—highly social and leading, focused on concrete realities, bluntly critical, and oriented toward structure and action over spontaneity—this profile best fits ESTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say being from Newell’s is ruining your skin, your hair, your whole life… if you ever need a break from the stress, I volunteer as your ‘Purri’ for a night of parrilla, vino and complaining about the sina until we forget the table of descensos.
- You planned a march at the Coloso at 21hs to ask for renuncias… how about after that we organize another protest: you, me, Parque de la Independencia, and we demand that destiny stops gifting penales to Central and starts gifting nights together to us.
- If you can forgive Racing for losing to the secanucas and still cheer for Belgrano, Sarmiento, Aldosivi and whoever plays against the sina, maybe you could also make an exception and support one more team: ‘Lucho & me FC’, undefeated in classics and never relegated from your heart.
- You, Cristian and el Purri going to AFA ‘como misiles’ to salvar a Newell’s is cute, but imagine the power trio if you add me: road trip to Buenos Aires, pilates in the morning, reservado porteño at night and a new mission—getting you to smile more than you shout ‘hormonado forro’.
- You asked for a romantic bar for that ‘alta cita’, and you’re always throwing asados with el trío galleta… how about we upgrade to ‘trío galleta + 1’, celebrate that Newell’s never went to the B, and I promise I’ll only call you ‘Roscafloja’ if you switch sides to Central—so basically, never.
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Newell’s fan from Parque de la Independencia. Once skipped a date to watch a relegation battle and still think it was the right call. Football > everything.– @ellucholepra
Your signature cocktail
The Sinaliento Slayer Spritz
Fernet with cola stands in for the hyper-passionate, barra-style Newell’s fan who lives at the stadium and the protest, like when he calls for a march at the Coloso to demand resignations: “SI AMAS A NEWELLS DE VERDAD MAÑANA TENES QUE IR AL COLOSO… TIENE QUE HABER RENUNCIAS.”. Spicy chili-infused vodka captures his constant verbal fire against Central and rivals, from “Aldosivi la concha de tu madre pescado hijo de puta gánale al sina” to “Todo el futbol argentino te odia sinaliento secanuca!”. Bitter amaro reflects the deep, worn-out suffering of being leproso, like when he admits Newell’s is draining his life: “Te arruina la semana, el mes y el año… Te saca vida! Nos convirtieron en @gimnasiaoficial”. A splash of rosé sparkling wine nods to his surprisingly romantic, playful side when he asks for a “romantic bar” and talks about “alta cita”: “Algún barcito romántico para recomendar esta noche? Tengo alta cita hoy 🔥🔥🔥🔥💦”. Finally, olive brine and smoked salt add that brash, salty finish that mirrors his crusades against AFA and Messi, like “Ándate a la concha de tu madre hormonita mercenario… borren urgente el nombre de la tribuna Messi.” and his fury at Tapia’s favoritism: “Una vergüenza más de AFA con el equipo del poder rosarino… Delincuente”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong ambition, factional loyalty, and a willingness to use aggression to achieve goals, which are classic Slytherin traits. He is heavily involved in club politics and power plays, talking about trips to AFA 'to reinforce the club’s relations' with a self-styled leadership group: “Boliche porteño, noche de reservado con la cúpula. Mañana a la AFA como misliles! Todo por un Newells mejor!” and “Buen día gente. En breve salimos junto a Cristian y el purri hacia la ciudad capital. Vamos a ir directamente a AFA sin aviso para que nos atienda Chiqui. Hay que reforzar las relaciones del club.”. He clearly enjoys being part of an inner circle and even ran for club office, complaining: “Estoy totalmente indignado. Volví recién de votar y no me dejaron entrar por deber la cuota de noviembre. No pude votarme a mí mismo.”. His loyalty is intense but tribal, expressed through contempt for rivals — calling them "sinaliento" and pushing for their downfall: “Todo el futbol argentino los odia. Jajajaj hermoso! Hay que hacer que lo desafilien y vuelvan a ser un club de cricket. #desafilicacionderc”. Even when he calls for protests and pressure on his own club’s leadership — e.g., “SI AMAS A NEWELLS DE VERDAD MAÑANA TENES QUE IR AL COLOSO… TIENE QUE HABER RENUNCIAS. VAMOS A EXIGIR ESO.” — it’s in the spirit of hard-nosed, results-driven maneuvering rather than idealistic bravery or gentle loyalty, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
You'll Never Walk Alone - Gerry & The Pacemakers
A passionate, almost unconditional identification with their club runs through everything they post, which fits the anthem-like devotion of You'll Never Walk Alone. They describe being a fan as life-defining suffering and loyalty, saying “Es muy difícil ser de newells. Te arruina la semana, el mes y el año. La vida se te va entera frente a tus ojos. Te saca años…”, echoing the song’s theme of enduring hardship without abandoning the team. Their readiness to mobilize supporters in person, as in “SI AMAS A NEWELLS DE VERDAD MAÑANA TENES QUE IR AL COLOSO A LAS 21 HS A MARCHAR Y PROTESTAR CONTRA LA CD, CT Y JUGADORES.”, shows a collective spirit identical to a terrace anthem. Even when furious with players, directors and rivals, they keep reaffirming their identity as a leproso—for example “Feliz aniversario Newells de mi vida! Te amo demasiado aunque me arruines todos los días.”—which matches the song’s message of walking on through the storm while still holding your head up high. Their whole timeline reads like a noisy, aggressive but deeply loyal terrace chorus, making this iconic football song the best fit.
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