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Your Simpsons character
The user exhibits chaotic, impulsive, and attention‑seeking behavior typical of Bart, as seen in tweets like "14 years old btw genuinely nuke the planet" which shows a reckless teenage mindset. Their frequent use of provocative language and trolling, such as "white guys hack people's accounts to just watch Asian milf porn and talk about autism," mirrors Bart’s love for causing trouble and pushing boundaries. The contradictory self‑image and yearning for validation—"i wish i was a beautiful women so men would give me money"—echo Bart’s insecurity hidden behind a rebellious front. Their random, meme‑filled posts and quoting other tweets (e.g., "*shitty [picture] [quoted tweet]") reflect Bart’s habit of spouting pop‑culture references without much filter. Overall, the blend of immaturity, mischief, and desire for attention aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows clear Extraverted tendencies by seeking interaction and validation, e.g., "does anyone want tto match on main @alludesto with me for Christmas". Their Intuitive side appears in abstract, speculative musings such as "what if the thanos snap only targeted a specific 50% of the population". Emotional, value‑driven statements like "everything's so unfair" and "i wish i was a beautiful women so men would give me money" indicate a Feeling preference. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous flow of tweets—"im so famous i cant even log in to hypixel nm people spam invite me trying to buy my username off me"—reflects a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Aspiring streamer & content creator. Gaming & meme curator. Survived a 48‑hour Twitch marathon—still breathing. #Roblox #Fortnite #Anime– @elludesme

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The Muted Chaos cocktail captures the tangled, restless energy of @elludesme. Its black vodka base mirrors the black gorilla self‑image and the dark humor in lines like 'white guys hack people's accounts to just watch Asian milf porn and talk about autism'. A bitter splash of Campari reflects the constant feeling that 'everything's so unfair'. Sweet pineapple juice adds the yearning for attention and the wish to be 'i wish i was a beautiful women so men would give me money'. A fizz of energy drink and a dash of blue curaçao give the neon, TikTok‑fueled vibe they describe as 'tiktok is genuinely the most fascinating platform ever'.

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The tweets reveal a strong focus on personal gain and status, such as "I should be a streamer" and "im so famous i cant even log in to hypixel nm people spam invite me trying to buy my username off me". They also express a desire for wealth and power, e.g., "i wish i was a beautiful women so men would give me money" and "who's gonna be the big 4th digit". Their language often shows a willingness to manipulate or dismiss others, as in "when you've invaded and pillaged and raped every country on the planet you shouldn't really complain about immigrants ruining your own country". This self‑serving ambition and resourcefulness are classic Slytherin traits. Therefore the most fitting house is Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly voices hopelessness and frustration, e.g., 'everything's so unfair' and 'my doors suicidal', indicating a feeling of numbness. They also express a desire to become someone else, as in 'i wish i was a beautiful women so men would give me money' and 'I should be a streamer', showing a longing to escape their current self. Their complaints about being locked out of chat, such as 'if you've dmed me and I never saw it I'm sorry I been locked out of my chat thing and I'm resetting it now', echo the lyric All I want to do is be someone else and the sense of being numb. Linkin Park's 'Numb' captures this blend of self‑criticism, yearning for change, and emotional numbness.

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