Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: Noticing overlooked details, e.g., “watched this film twice without realizing Wagner Moura was in it”.
- Candid: Shares unfiltered experiences like “I drank detergent half-asleep”.
- Humorous: Uses dark wit in ideas such as “date where I assassinate you at midnight”.
- Resilient: Recovers from mishaps like “lost glue stick then phone while searching”.
- Creative: Engages in art games like “draw a character from someone else’s description”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Acts before thinking, shown in “wanted injustice”.
- Self-critical: Calls self “idiot” after losing items in this thread.
- Aggressive: Rants violently about charger warning in “LET ME CHARGE THIS SH*T”.
- Anxious: Expresses extreme discomfort with fears like “riding a ferris wheel”.
- Pessimistic: Predicts doom, e.g., “no peace in this place”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, self-aware, anxious, and a bit world-weary, but with a strong moral and aesthetic sense. Like Lisa, they overthink and regret a lot, as in “eu me arrependo de tanta coisa que eu falo que eu sinceramente preciso começar a pensar no que eu nao me arrependo de ter dito” and the self-roast in “fatos inúteis sobre mim: ... odeio: ellyshalldie”. Their sensitivity to noise and environment—“morar do lado de igreja é um inferno” and “poucas coisas me irritam tanto quanto barulho de obra”—echoes Lisa’s constant irritation with the world around her. The mix of dark humor and earnestness, like “ideia de date: a gente passa a virada junto e eu te assassino quando der 00:00” alongside genuine frustration with injustice in “quero injustiça”, fits Lisa’s tendency to dramatize feelings while still caring deeply. Their love of specific media and games, such as being hyped for FNAF 2 in “eu assim querendo ver o fnaf 2 na estreia” and emotional about Minecraft music in “fui jogar minecraft e fechei pq a música tava me fazendo querer chorar”, also parallels Lisa’s intense, niche passions. Overall, they feel like a more online, more sweary Lisa Simpson dropped into Brazilian Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introvert (I) — shows discomfort with social exposure and prefers observing from the sidelines, e.g., feeling odd about being the only person dressed up for Christmas and resenting attention (“sou a única pessoa aqui arrumada pro natal to me sentindo esquisita”). Intuition (N) — frequently gravitates toward evocative, imaginative statements rather than concrete facts, like musing about being “a wandering repented spirit” and joking about macabre scenarios (“espírito vagante arrependido | in your basement I grow cold”). Feeling (F) — responds to life through intense emotion and humor, narrating moments of frustration or embarrassment instead of detached logic (“PORRA DE AVISO DE SUJEIRA... ME DEIXA CARREGAR ESSA BOSTA”). Perceiving (P) — highlights impulsivity and lack of structure, from changing profile pictures constantly to improvising chaotic plans (“troquei de foto pela vigésima vez essa semana”). These traits fit the INFP profile: inwardly focused, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and flexible rather than structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re still hunting that random 3x4 photo, take mine—stick it in your locker so even your armário has someone to silently judge the next detergent sip.
- Your Chainsaw Man cinema run convinced me: let’s watch horror together, and I’ll promise not to ask if Shakira dies—unless it’s part of your date plan from Dec 28.
- You survived a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby showdown; clearly you can handle dinner with someone whose biggest fear is Twitter wrecking their PF quality.
- You felt betrayed by Minecraft music making you cry; let me be the NPC who hands you tissue buffs and a pastel de frango power-up.
- Since you’re the puppet one day and a door-syndrome porter the next, how about I ring your bell, you answer in caps lock, and we schedule that righteous injustice you crave?
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Your new Twitter bio
Night-shift illustrator, film rewinder, once mixed up detergent for water at 3 a.m.; tweeting sharp takes between sketch deadlines.– @ellyshalldie
Your signature cocktail
Basement Banter Bitter
Smoky cachaça captures the feral swagger behind lines like “PORRA DE AVISO DE SUJEIRA... ME DEIXA CARREGAR ESSA BOSTA”, setting a fiery base. A tart guava shrub mirrors the chaotic sweetness of planning a murderous New Year’s “date” in “a gente passa a virada junto e eu te assassino...”. Cold brew cubes stand in for the late-night existential dread of “eu vou morrer de tédio” while keeping the energy wired. Charcoal salt rim nods to the bio’s basement chill and the repeated frustrations with ruined profile pics in “PQ ESSA BOSTA FICA TIRANDO A QUALIDADE...”, giving the drink a gritty, irreverent finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The account shows repeated fearless, confrontational energy: “PORRA DE AVISO DE SUJEIRA… ME DEIXA CARREGAR ESSA BOSTA VAI SE FUDER” blasts defiance at a warning, revealing impulsive bravado. They lean into dark humor about danger without flinching, as in “ideia de date: a gente passa a virada junto e eu te assassino quando der 00:00”, reflecting Gryffindor’s recklessly bold streak. Even mundane frustrations turn into fiery crusades like “puta que pariu que calor do inferno vai se fuder”, showing a habit of loudly standing up to discomfort instead of quietly enduring it. That outspoken, charge-first attitude matches Gryffindor far more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Creep suits elly’s Goth-adjacent humor and self-aware angst. Their flair for macabre sarcasm—like imagining a New Year’s date ending with murder—evokes the song’s lonely outsider vibe. They oscillate between craving attention and resenting it; their photo-quality anxiety and endless profile tweaks underscore the fixation on being seen yet feeling wrong. Even their fixation on bizarre bodily mishaps (“drinking detergent,” “burning a finger”) mirrors the song’s discomfort in one’s own skin. This mix of doom humor and craving authenticity makes “Creep” a fitting soundtrack.
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