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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. There’s a consistent mix of self‑deprecation and emotional vulnerability, like the bio "broken, bruised, forgotten, sore" and tweets such as “Hoje eu me senti perdido e sem esperança” and “Vontade de sumir sem deixar rastros”, which mirror Milhouse’s quietly miserable, overlooked vibe. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche music and games, excitedly posting about Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, and specific games like “risk of rain 2 é muito tuffo 🔥🔥” and “vontade de apodrecer no pc jogando zomboid o dia todo”, resembling Milhouse’s earnest nerdiness. Their tendency to be melodramatic about life and relationships, like “essa filha da puta chegou bêbada... COMO QUE TANKA UMA PORRA DESSA????” and “na boa, eu não aguento mais minha mãe VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUUU”, fits Milhouse’s habit of feeling overwhelmed by the people around him. Despite the gloom, there’s still humor and wordplay in tweets like “Adoro bandas de pop punk como Twink 182 e Green Gay” and “a band full of drug addicts, call that My Chemical Dependence”, which lines up with Milhouse’s awkward but sincere attempts to be funny and connect with others.

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They lean strongly Introvert: most tweets center on solitary media (games, music) and internal states rather than socializing, like wanting to rot at the PC playing Zomboid (“vontade de apodrecer no pc jogando zomboid o dia todo”) and repeatedly expressing a desire to disappear (“Vontade de sumir sem deixar rastros”, “Ainda vou desaparecer”). Their interests and language show Intuition: they gravitate toward conceptual/atmospheric media (Nine Inch Nails, Pathologic, Danganronpa, QOTSA) and use metaphorical, lyrical expression instead of concrete details, e.g. quoting emotionally heavy lyrics like (“here comes the rain again falling from the stars drenched in my pain again becoming who we are”) and (“I won't let this build up inside of me…”) in a clearly symbolic way. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: their timeline is saturated with emotional vulnerability and attachment to art (“eu não consigo colocar em palavras o tanto que essa música significa pra mim”) and mood-centric statements (“Hoje eu me senti perdido e sem esperança”), even when they’re angry or joking, rather than structured logical analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life comes across as unstructured, driven by current mood and media binges rather than plans, from overthinking and academic stress (“passando essas próximas duas semanas tenso pra kct por causa do enem… alguem me da um tiro de escopeta plmds!!!”) to impulsive desires like going into debt for something (“Eu me endivido pra comprar isso?”). The combination of intense internal emotion, existential malaise, deep personal connection to music, and somewhat chaotic, self-deprecating humor fits INFP best.

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19 • he/they • survives on QOTSA riffs, NIN lyrics & late‑night PC ports. Once bought a GPU ‘too early’ and it somehow became a long‑term relationship.– @elperto_

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This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the industrial, slightly self-destructive edge of Nine Inch Nails and QOTSA lyrics that fill their timeline, like “head like a hole black as your soul I'd rather die than give you control” and “I can't eat I can't sleep I can't live I can't cry I can't die…”. Coffee liqueur stands in for late-night gaming sessions and PC rot vibes, from “vontade de apodrecer no pc jogando zomboid o dia todo” to “risk of rain 2 é muito tuffo 🔥🔥”. Sour cherry juice adds emo sweetness with a bitter edge, matching their pop-punk jokes like “Adoro bandas de pop punk como Twink 182 e Green Gay” and heartfelt music worship in “eu não consigo colocar em palavras o tanto que essa música significa pra mim”. A dash of saline solution represents tears, burnout, and that raw honesty from “Hoje eu me senti perdido e sem esperança” and “sinto que estou decaindo”. Finally, the crushed ice with a splash of energy drink captures their chaotic, shitposty humor and wired anxiety, echoing “overthinkingmaxxing” and the ENEM stress of “passando essas próximas duas semanas tenso pra kct por causa do enem 🖕🖕”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and built for someone who is, in their own words, living in “the fragile” and proudly declares “eu sou o viado games”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a reflective, analytical side that leans strongly Ravenclaw. Their media tastes are deeply thought-out and text-focused, like calling a series “the goat… [a] gigantic text interpretation test” in “O goat da série, gigantesco teste de interpretação de texto”, and defending nuanced creator statements in “caras, o Filipe já falou várias vezes em live que não é pra esperar nada de Pathologic 3…”. They also display a sharp, playful wit and wordplay, as in “a band full of drug addicts, call that My Chemical Dependence”, “straight teeth from a iPhone, call that a Steve Job”, and “Adoro bandas de pop punk como Twink 182 e Green Gay”. Their interest in complex, often cerebral games like Pathologic, Project Zomboid, and their comment about people who haven’t actually played certain games in “incrível como todos esses jogos tem a fanbase que nunca jogou eles” shows a preference for depth, authenticity, and understanding over surface-level hype. Even their repeated overthinking and self-reflective posts, like “Overthinkingmaxxing”, reinforce a mind that constantly analyzes and re-analyzes. While there is some Slytherin self-preservation and Gryffindor emotional intensity, the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, love of intricate media, and cutting humor—classic Ravenclaw.

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The best-fitting song is The Fragile by Nine Inch Nails, starting with the fact that they literally set their location as "the fragile", directly referencing the album and its themes of emotional ruin. Their bio, "broken, bruised, forgotten, sore too fucked up to care anymore," mirrors the song’s despair and sense of being worn down. They heavily quote NIN already, like “Will you bite the hand that fingers you? or whatever nine inch nails said” and “head like a hole black as your soul I'd rather die than give you control”, showing a deep connection to Trent Reznor’s writing. Tweets like “Hoje eu me senti perdido e sem esperança”, “sinto que estou decaindo”, and “Vontade de sumir sem deixar rastros” echo the song’s themes of decay, hopelessness and wanting to disappear. The mix of emo/post-hardcore, alt-rock, and NIN obsession shows someone who lives inside that fragile tension between self-destruction and survival, which is exactly what The Fragile embodies.

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