
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking, but with a surprisingly soft core. Their timeline is full of crude humor and sexual jokes, like asking for NSFW art of Yukimiya having "one testicle" in “Yukimiya tiene un solo testiculo y nadie me hará pensar lo contrario Necesito arte nsfw asi, algún día voy a comisionar esa tontera porque me da pena pedir en los staws de artistas nsfw” and riffing on "mamada" in “Saben que quiero? Un fanart NSFW de un beso blanco Kainess, otro y uno de Ness dandole una mamada a Yukimiya (y Yuki tiene solo un webo)”, which fits Bart’s boundary‑pushing teen humor. They also have that theatrical, prankster energy, dramatically declaring they will quit Twitter for their imaginary omegaverse kids in “Adiós Twitter. Mañana borraré esto definitivamente para centrarme en lo que realmente importa. Mis omegas han tenido 10 hijos y ya no puedo ignorarlos.”, very similar to Bart’s flair for melodramatic bits. At the same time, like Bart’s hidden sentimentality, they show care about friends and fandom details, e.g. thanking commissioners in “Gracias a BynMC, MegaR y Kballero por comisionar clips con todos sus ahorros de Nigeria porque voy hacer una mamadota” and getting genuinely annoyed when people misuse concepts like canon/headcanon in “A mi me llega a dar rabia que un fukin fandom tan grande no sepa diferenciar entre estos 4 conceptos 1. Canon 2. Oficial 3. Headcanon 4. AU”. Their loud, meme-y posting style, the mix of vulgarity and affection, and the way they poke fun at everything — including themselves — are much closer to teen troublemaker Bart than to more restrained characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others, open spaces, and invite interaction, e.g. “Le copio a moon Pongan número miaumiau” and “Quién para espacio (más tarde)🗣️‼️‼️”, and they talk about friends, calls, and shared fandom drama rather than purely solitary pursuits. Their thinking style is strongly Intuitive (N): they like headcanons, AUs, and meta-concepts, such as “A mi me llega a dar rabia que un fukin fandom tan grande no sepa diferenciar entre estos 4 conceptos 1. Canon 2. Oficial 3. Headcanon 4. AU” and playfully theorizing about which Blue Lock characters would main which Brawl Stars brawlers in “Abro hilo de que brawlers mainearian los de BlueLock”. They lean Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react with strong emotions, moral judgments, and personal values (e.g. irritation with fandom ignorance or queer issues) rather than detached logic, as in “Con decir que Melodie es adulta y Bibi es adolescente bastaba la verdad /No entendi un carajo del hilo aparte de 'no LGBT' y 'no es nada canon'” and the visceral annoyance at misusing story terms. Finally, they look clearly Perceiving (P): they are spontaneous, often mention forgetting or not finishing things like “lo siento, no estoy hecho de azúcar y no soy dulce para ti /nunca lo terminaré, creo”, decide in the moment to reinstall games in “Las 3? Okey, reinstalere brawl stars”, and joke about updating or sleeping instead of following a strict plan as in “Mañana actualizo esto Son las 12:45, tengo que apagar la luz agfpgaos”. Putting this together, their energetic social presence, idea-heavy fandom engagement, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle best fit ENFP.

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20 • Chile • gender fluid asexual artist. Talks Blue Lock, menstruation woes & theology in the same timeline. Once bought Kurona at 2am by accident.– @Elpoiorojito

Your signature cocktail
A pisco blanco base nods to their Chilean roots and slightly chaotic late-night energy, like when they say they’re going to sleep but keep tweeting anyway in posts like “Mañana actualizo esto Son las 12:45, tengo que apagar la luz agfpgaos”. The hibiscus & rose syrup is sweet, floral and a bit dramatic, matching their yume/shipper heart and horny-but-ace vibes from tweets like “When eres medio enfermito but no importa porque eres asexual” and all the unhinged NSFW Blue Lock ideas in “Saben que quiero? Un fanart NSFW de un beso blanco Kainess…”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps the drink bright and fizzy, reflecting their playful shitpost style and Brawl Stars/Bluelock crossovers such as “Abro hilo de que brawlers mainearian los de BlueLock”. A dash of chili tincture brings a sharp kick, representing their hater streak and fandom rants like “A mi me llega a dar rabia que un fukin fandom tan grande no sepa diferenciar entre estos 4 conceptos…” and “Es que estoy 🤏 de pegarle a alguien, fukin bluelock y su esquizofrenia colectiva, los adoro”. Finally, a cloud of cotton candy on top is there to melt dramatically into the drink, just like their mix of self-deprecating humor and soft moments in posts such as “Andar menstruando, comer algo con azúcar y que te de un bajonazo por 3 horas Odio vivir, pero al menos no hay cólicos…” and their tender art posts like “lo siento, no estoy hecho de azúcar y no soy dulce para ti /nunca lo terminaré, creo”. This cocktail is light, sparkling, a bit bitter, a bit spicy, and very extra—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Ravenclaw traits: they constantly analyze fandom concepts and definitions, like when they complain that a fandom cannot differentiate between canon, official, headcanon, and AU in “A mi me llega a dar rabia que un fukin fandom tan grande no sepa diferenciar entre estos 4 conceptos 1. Canon 2. Oficial 3. Headcanon 4. AU”. They also engage in meta-discussion about storytelling in Blue Lock, defending the internal logic of the plot and referencing prior arcs to justify it, as in “Soy tan hater de que digan que la Sub 20 es un guionazo cuando literalmente te muestran EXPLICITAMENTE que ganaron por suerte y previamente ... te explican como funciona el concepto de la 'suerte' en BlueLock”. Their tweets about theory of color and their own art, such as “A mi me da gracia que me digan que sé teoria del color cuando, no, no sé teoria del color, solo me gusta mazo sombrear tio, coño” and “The software I use & the art I make”, show a reflective, creative mind that enjoys process and technique. Even in casual chatter, they analyze patterns and categorize characters, like assigning Blue Lock characters to Brawl Stars mains in “Abro hilo de que brawlers mainearian los de BlueLock” and refining that idea in “Pensé que habia un hilo de los Mains de BLLK en BS ... PODRÍA, IDK”. While they have some Gryffindor-style bluntness and Slytherin-style sharp humor, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity, categorization, and meta-analysis, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A well-suited song for them is girls by girl in red, because it captures a queer, chaotic, and emotional vibe that matches both their humor and identity. They openly reference being asexual and joke about relationships and sexuality in a casual but very self-aware way, like when they say “'soy asexual, todos mis matrimonios serian lavanda' Poio, en un space de tuiter del 2026” and when they talk about NSFW ideas such as “Saben que quiero? Un fanart NSFW de un beso blanco Kainess, otro y uno de Ness dandole una mamada a Yukimiya (y Yuki tiene solo un webo)”. Their timeline is also filled with intense fandom passions, crossovers, and ship-brainrot around Blue Lock and other media, for example “Es que estoy 🤏 de pegarle a alguien, fukin bluelock y su esquizofrenia colectiva, los adoro”, which mirrors the emotional intensity and obsession that appears in the song. On top of that, they mix tenderness with irreverent humor—talking about menstruation and health with “Odio vivir” but also relief, as in “Andar menstruando, comer algo con azúcar y que te de un bajonazo por 3 horas Odio vivir, pero al menos no hay cólicos”—similar to how the song is both vulnerable and messy. The blend of queer identity, emotional chaos, and affectionate, slightly unhinged energy in their tweets lines up closely with the overall feeling of girls.

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