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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten is a shy, insecure teenager who constantly craves attention and validation, which mirrors @elysirium’s self‑described "certified yapper" and their frequent pleas for likes, e.g., "i’m going to kms i just embarrassed myself" and "i’d love to be a big account because i love attention". Like Milhouse’s habit of feeling embarrassed and desperate for approval – "i’m the shyest person you will ever meet" – the user often expresses anxiety and self‑deprecation, such as "the only people i have in my life is me, myself and i lololo". Both characters are emotionally volatile, reacting strongly to media: the user writes "10/10 book, it made me cry" just as Lisa does, but Milhouse’s emotional swings are more melodramatic, matching tweets like "the inner monologue started, time to sob". Their obsessive posting and need for community support, shown in "i woke up to 20+ notifications i love you guys", aligns with Milhouse’s constant attempts to be liked by peers. Finally, Milhouse’s occasional self‑harm thoughts and dramatic language ("i want to kms i want to disappear") echo the user’s own crisis‑filled tweets, making him the best Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Runa’s tweets are full of enthusiastic, outward‑directed chatter such as 'i love you guys' and 'THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON MUAH MUAH', showing Extraversion. She focuses on concrete sensory experiences ('i love hot chocolate when it’s really cold', 'i adore the starlight whale decorations on dc'), indicating a Sensing preference. Her reactions are driven by personal feelings, evident in emotional posts like 'BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP HAPPY BIRTHDAY … I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU' and frequent expressions of love for characters and friends, reflecting Feeling. Finally, her spontaneous, flexible style—posting impulsively about 'i’m going to kms i just embarrassed myself', constantly updating her strawpage, and saying 'i’m trying not to laugh'—points to a Perceiving attitude. Together these traits align best with the ESFP type.

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19‑yo gamer & cat enthusiast, avid reader, sharing daily musings and once chased a 'passenger princess' dream during a bus strike. 🌟– @elysirium

Your signature cocktail
The drink captures Runa’s energetic "certified yapper" vibe with a fizzy club soda that keeps the conversation bubbling, echoing her tweet "i’m going to yap because that’s who i am, an extremely annoying yapper". The smooth white chocolate liqueur mirrors her love for hot chocolate in the cold, as she wrote "drinking hot chocolate when it's really cold outside is the best feeling ever". Catnip syrup pays homage to her endless cat posts like "HE’S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I’VE NEVER SEEN A BLACK CAT LIKE HIM 😭". A splash of cinnamon liqueur adds the fiery, dramatic flair of her emotional outbursts such as "HOLY SHIT??" and "I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS HIS FIRST TIME CRYING LIKE THIS". Finally, vodka provides the clear, high‑energy base that reflects her "wumpus is so cute i love him" enthusiasm.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for status, saying “i’d love to be a big account because i love attention” and posting multiple #promotwt messages like “i need to do another promotwt with my strawpage”. They also display strategic thinking about gaining popularity, noting “i want to spam oomf with likes but i dont want them to think i’m annoying”. Their constant self‑promotion (“please tell me u guys like it i’ve worked on it for the past 2 hours”) indicates a drive to be recognized. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a focus on personal advancement align most closely with Slytherin.

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Their bio calls them a "certified yapper", and many tweets show they constantly talk, like "holy shit i yapped so much today i genuinely feel bad for clogging up people’s tls" and "let’s be mentally ill together". At the same time they reveal deep loneliness and self‑despair, e.g., "i’m going to kms i just embarrassed myself" and "the only people i have in my life is me, myself and i". Bruno Mars’s "Talking to the Moon" captures a person who talks endlessly to an unresponsive listener while yearning for connection, matching their desire to be heard and their feeling of isolation. The lyric "When the night gets cold, I’m talking to the moon" mirrors their emotional outbursts and the need for a silent confidant. Finally, their repeated expressions of love for followers ("i love you guys", "good morninggg") echo the yearning for companionship present in the song.

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