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Your Simpsons character
The user’s over-the-top, single-minded devotion to Liam Gallagher feels very Ralph Wiggum: intensely earnest, a bit unfiltered, and completely all-in on their obsession. They repeatedly lose composure in a dramatic, almost childlike way, writing things like “HOW IS HE REAL HE IS SO FUCKING HANDSOME” and “FUCK I FAINTED”. Their ongoing, almost naïve quest for a nickname from Liam, as in “I’m desperate at this point, I am BEGGING Liam for a nickname hopefully I can get one soon I will manifest it 🫶🏼 @liamgallagher” and “My goal for 2026: • Get a nickname from Liam @liamgallagher”, matches Ralph’s simple, heartfelt goals. Even their reaction to small interactions, such as “I got 2 replies from Liam today is a BIBLICAL day”, mirrors Ralph’s tendency to turn tiny moments into huge emotional events. Overall, the combination of pure enthusiasm, dramatic swooning, and charming innocence makes Ralph Wiggum the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because their entire feed is outwardly expressive, directed at Liam and the fandom rather than private reflection, e.g. “I am so JEALOUS of everyone that has hugged Liam, @liamgallagher come back to Melbourne so I can give you a hug please but then again I’d probably FAINT before I got the chance to hug him”. Their language is highly emotional and imaginative rather than detail‑ or fact‑driven, pointing to Intuition (N): they talk about “manifesting” and “biblical” experiences like “One day I’ll get a nickname from Liam 😔 I will manifest it 🕯️🫶🏼” instead of focusing on concrete plans. The values‑heavy, affection‑soaked tone shows Feeling (F): they gush about how “handsome” and “gorgeous” he is and how they’d “FAINT,” as in “Liam is literally the most handsome man in the world I am being so serious right now his smile is gorgeous too”. Finally, they seem flexible and spontaneous rather than structured or plan‑oriented, which fits Perceiving (P): their “goal” is poetic and open‑ended (“My goal for 2026: • Get a nickname from Liam @liamgallagher”), and they repeatedly say they’re “manifesting” Oasis coming back instead of laying out concrete steps (“I am manifesting that oasis come back to Melbourne because I desperately need to seem them live 🕯️@liamgallagher please come back to Melbourne!! 🫶🏼”). Overall, the highly expressive, idealistic, emotionally intense, and go‑with‑the‑flow style aligns best with ENFP.

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Melbourne-based Oasis obsessive manifesting a Liam nickname. Once got 2 LG replies in a day and nearly fainted. As you were. 🇦🇺– @Em_walp

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The Biblical Faint-Tini is built on Australian gin to represent Emily’s Aussie roots from her bio: “AUS 🇦🇺 || 9x LG REPLIES”. A hit of passionfruit liqueur mirrors her intense devotion to Liam, like when she says “Liam is literally the most handsome man in the world I am being so serious right now”. Sparkling rosé reflects all the romantic, swooning energy of tweets such as “He looks so gorgeous here wow I’m gonna FAINT” and “FUCK I FAINTED”. A dash of chili tincture brings the heat of lines like “Holy FUCK he looks so tall here…” and “Why does he always look so fucking hot?”. Finally, edible gold glitter nods to her “biblical” obsession with getting a nickname—“that would be so BIBLICAL @liamgallagher”—and her goal of making 2026 legendary: “My goal for 2026: • Get a nickname from Liam”.

Your Hogwarts House
Emily’s defining traits are loyalty, devotion, and a kind of patient, almost ritualistic dedication, all of which align strongly with Hufflepuff. Her bio proudly notes “9x LG REPLIES,” signalling that she treasures and keeps count of each interaction with Liam Gallagher, and in multiple tweets she commits to long-term, almost manifesting-style goals, like “My goal for 2026: • Get a nickname from Liam @liamgallagher” and “One day I’ll get a nickname from Liam 😔 I will manifest it 🕯️🫶🏼”. This ongoing manifestation and her repeated, gentle pleas — “I am manifesting that oasis come back to Melbourne because I desperately need to seem them live 🕯️@liamgallagher please come back to Melbourne!! 🫶🏼” — show patience and unwavering loyalty rather than a calculated, ambitious plan (Slytherin) or a quest for glory (Gryffindor). She emphasizes emotional connection and affection, as in “I am so JEALOUS of everyone that has hugged Liam, @liamgallagher come back to Melbourne so I can give you a hug please but then again I’d probably FAINT before I got the chance to hug him”, revealing warmth and a desire for simple, genuine moments over status or intellect. Even when celebrating attention from Liam, she frames it as a heartfelt, almost communal joy — “I got 2 replies from Liam today is a BIBLICAL day” — which fits Hufflepuff’s grounded, appreciative nature. Overall, her persistence, emotional earnestness, and clear loyalty to her favorite artist make Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The best-fitting song is Slide Away because it captures intense, romantic devotion that borders on overwhelming, much like Emily’s all-consuming admiration for Liam Gallagher. Her timeline is a stream of emotional hyperbole and fainting jokes, like “HOW IS HE REAL HE IS SO FUCKING HANDSOME” and “He looks so gorgeous here wow I’m gonna FAINT”, echoing the song’s desperate, heartfelt tone. The recurring wish for a special bond is clear when she says “I would FAINT if Liam gave me a nickname… that would be so BIBLICAL” and sets her goal for 2026 as “Get a nickname from Liam”, similar to the song’s yearning for a deeper connection. Her manifesting and passion for Liam and Oasis, like “I am manifesting that oasis come back to Melbourne because I desperately need to seem them live”, align with the song’s mix of longing and hope. Overall, Slide Away mirrors her dramatic, romantic, and unwavering fan energy toward Liam Gallagher.

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