Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Expresses intense love and long-term commitment to My Chemical Romance and EXO, e.g. anxiety and excitement about the MCR show and saying the band 'saved my life' in “esse mês tá sendo um inferno pra minha ansiedade... vem mcr”.
- Emotionally honest: Talks openly about anxiety, substance issues, and disappointment, like “do que adianta ficar limpa de uma coisa se relapso em outra meu deus…” and “its so over! tenho muito pra dizer, mas prefiro me manter em silêncio mesmo. apenas decepcionada”.
- Humorous irreverence: Uses dark, sarcastic humor to cope and entertain, such as “vlog pov comprando pino de 10 na biqueira” and joking about fandom drama like “acenderam sinalizador e o my chemical romance não parou o show cuspiu na plateia...”.
- Caring friend: Shows affection and concern for friends, like cherishing how they met Marina in “se não fosse ela me confundindo com outra pessoa eu nunca teria conhecido minha Queen” and celebrating a friend’s new relationship in “gag que essa mana apos chorar buceta... arranjou namo”.
- Reflective self-awareness: Acknowledges personal growth and flaws, e.g. celebrating life changes while noting substance issues in “nunca estive tão feliz... só preciso mudar meu abuso de substâncias” and recognizing rehab in “aceitar entrar na rehab por indicação da mariiiiiina”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive tendencies: Frequently references substance abuse, risky behavior, and relapse, like “infelizmente sou muito junkie” and heavy alcohol use in “hoje estarei day drinking #HELLYEAH”.
- Harsh judgmental tone: Uses very aggressive language toward fandoms and individuals, such as “esses fãs de my chemical romance são igual que nem as armys... ambos fandoms insuportaveis” and calling Gerard Way’s wife a “vaca” in “fodase a porra da mulher do gerard way... ela eh uma vaca”.
- Body-image obsession: Expresses extreme and unhealthy weight-loss ideals in “quero emagrecer de forma não natural aparecer só os ossinhos e a cabeçona de pirulitão viva mounjaro ozempic...”, suggesting harmful body expectations.
- Volatile reactivity: Responds strongly and explosively to online conflict and fandom drama, e.g. “vcs do mcrmy estão muito tensos se estressando com tudo recomendo alguns calmantes” while also getting visibly upset at EXO/EXOL issues in “13 anos de grupo indo ralo abaixo...”.
- Morbid idealization: Romanticizes unhealthy or extreme things, from feederism in “lembrei que feederism existe... vou ficar obcecada de novo” to joking about self-harmful scenarios in “dar aula pra crianças é você estar querendo muito se matar...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a hyper-online, emotionally intense, self-aware nerd, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re very articulate and dramatic about feelings and injustices, whether it’s fandom drama (“imagina você acompanhar um grupo por mais de 10 years… e não ter sequer o direito de questionar”) or calling out moralism (“não suporto gente moralista zzzzzzz”). There’s also a strong mix of high sensitivity and dark humor about their own mental health and addictions, such as “do que adianta ficar limpa de uma coisa se relapso em outra meu deus…” and “mais dois dias e estarei uma semana inteirinha sem alcool apos aceitar entrar na rehab”, which echoes Lisa’s melancholy, just turned way more chaotic and adult. Their obsessive love for bands and media—My Chemical Romance, EXO, reality TV—paired with thoughtful commentary (“its so over! tenho muito pra dizer, mas prefiro me manter em silêncio mesmo. apenas decepcionada”) feels like Lisa’s over-investment in causes and art, only filtered through stan Twitter and Brazilian shitpost energy. Under the edgy jokes and sexual humor (“meu hobby é escrever putaria de muito baixo calão eu amo imoralidade”), there’s a clear idealistic, reflective core that fits an older, more jaded Lisa more than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about parties, friends and fandom social life, like planning resenhas and open-bar uni parties (“eu e meus amigos vamos fazer aquela resenha hoje em casa pra ver gisinha deeeear <3”, “três anos depois vindo aqui dizer que amo festa universitária adoro open adoro derrubar bebida em mim mesma de tão bêbada que eu tô”) and going to big shows with friends (“nem acredito que vou ver a banda que salvou minha vida ao lado das minhas melhores amigas”). They are clearly Intuitive (N): they dwell on symbolism and big feelings more than concrete facts, as in their poetic bio and tweets about identity and destiny like tarot (“meu arcano desse ano é o eremita e não ironicamente faz muito sentido”) and dramatic, hyperbolic takes on fandom and bands (“13 anos de grupo indo ralo abaixo… beira ao desrespeito”). Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they frame issues around hurt, disappointment and loyalty rather than logic, e.g. reacting to EXO with “apenas decepcionada” (“its so over! tenho muito pra dizer, mas prefiro me manter em silêncio mesmo. apenas decepcionada”) and defending emotionally vulnerable friends while criticizing people who dismiss them as dramatic (“quando vc tem uma amiga que claramente tá passando por algumas barras… e sua primeira reação eh chamar ela de dramática doida por atenção”). They read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: they show impulsivity and flexibility—day drinking (“hoje estarei day drinking #HELLYEAH”), getting an unexpected rat tattoo after a party (“fui em festa de halloween… tenho uma tatuagem de rato no braço que não estava aqui quando sai de casa”), and joking about substance relapses (“do que adianta ficar limpa de uma coisa se relapso em outra”). Combining the talkative, socially-charged posting style with emotional intensity, creativity, and spontaneity, ENFP best fits their overall online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your 2026 arcano is The Hermit, does that mean I’m destined to be the annoying little lantern that follows you around to My Chemical Romance shows and last.fm troubleshooting sessions?
- You washing your MCR show clothes, booking the Airbnb, freaking out over ‘Headfirst for Halos’, ‘The End’ and ‘Phantom’… at this point we’re basically already married, we just haven’t slow-danced to ‘I Never Told You What I Do For a Living’ yet.
- You said that pão de queijo from Oxxo ‘gave you a lot of horny’—if carbs can do that to you, imagine what a well-timed snack delivery and a My Chemical Romance deep-cut playlist from me could accomplish.
- You: day drinking, rehab, junkie jokes, joking about buying pino na biqueira. Me: offering to be the extremely boring but extremely cute alternative addiction—zero hangover, unlimited Minsung fic recs, and live commentary on EXO drama.
- You wrote ‘there’s no easy fix for this that I cannot control I’m breaking apart at the soul’ and then tweeted about how happy this last year made you… If you can find that much light in your own chaos, I kind of want front-row tickets to whatever distorted, tainted, starved, desperate love story we’d write together.
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Teacher, rehab work-in-progress & professional concert crier. Once passed ENEM half-hungover; now saving for MCR shows instead of more tattoos.– @emetofilias
Your signature cocktail
Distorted Silhouette Sour
This drink is built on cachaça infused with smoked chili, a nod to their Brazilian vibe and constant chaos energy, like “vlog pov comprando pino de 10 na biqueira” and “hoje estarei day drinking #HELLYEAH”. The blackberry liqueur adds a dark, dramatic sweetness for the emo heart who tweets things like “esse mês tá sendo um inferno pra minha ansiedade… vem mcr” and lives for My Chemical Romance. A hit of cold brew coffee keeps it jittery and overcaffeinated, matching their hyper-commentary on fandom drama, from “esses fãs de my chemical romance são igual que nem as armys… ambos fandoms insuportaveis” to “acabei de acordar e esse my chemical romance postando incógnita… ‘ ja me estresso”. Salted caramel syrup reflects the mix of genuine affection and filth—soft with friends but proudly obscene like “meu hobby é escrever putaria de muito baixo calão eu amo imoralidade” and the bio’s “tainted starved and desperate.” Finally, fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, representing their biting humor and zero tolerance for moralism seen in “não suporto gente moralista zzzzzzz” and the way they roast fandoms while still clearly loving them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a consistently sharp, provocative tone and a comfort with being controversial, which fits Slytherin’s edge and willingness to be disliked. For instance, they openly mock parts of their own fandom and refuse to sugarcoat opinions: “fodase a porra da mulher do gerard way… todo mundo sabe que ela eh uma vaca…” and “esses fãs de my chemical romance são igual que nem as armys… ambos fandoms insuportaveis so com tonhona e gente estupida”. There’s also a frank embrace of vice and self‑interest, like “meio agressiva e rabugenta pela falta de álcool… então estou me virando para meu único vicio barato :3” and “infelizmente sou muito junkie”, suggesting a pragmatic, self‑focused streak rather than Hufflepuff softness. Their ambition and dedication to getting what they want show up in how they plan and pay off major experiences: “quitei Todo o my chemical romance! os dois ingressos já tinham ido e agora foi o airbnb… nem acredito” and the meticulous pre‑show prep in “lavando as roupas que vou levar pra sp… carregando power bank procurando meu rg perdido meu deus my chemical romance daqui sete dias”. They also value a close inner circle and are fiercely attached to chosen people, but in a possessive, ride‑or‑die way more typical of Slytherin loyalty, as seen in “eu e a tata estamos numa missão.” and “dou muita risada lembrando que quando conheci a marina ela ameaçou puxar meus dados… se não fosse ela… eu nunca teria conhecido minha Queen”. Overall, the mix of ambition, calculated bluntness, dark humor, and tightly focused loyalty points more strongly to Slytherin than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
The best fit is Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance, because it balances darkness, self‑destruction, and a stubborn will to keep going. Their bio (“distorted is my silhouette tainted starved and desperate there's no easy fix for this that i cannot control i'm breaking apart at the soul”) echoes the song’s themes of feeling broken but refusing to give in. They’re intensely attached to MCR, constantly counting down to the shows and calling them “the band that saved my life,” as seen in “nem acredito que vou ver a banda que salvou minha vida ao lado das minhas melhores amigas” and multiple excited show-prep tweets like “my chemical romance daqui sete dias”. At the same time, they openly struggle with substances and relapse, writing “do que adianta ficar limpa de uma coisa se relapso em outra meu deus…” and joking about rehab and cheap vices in posts like “mais dois dias e estarei uma semana inteirinha sem alcool apos aceitar entrar na rehab”. That mix of gallows humor, emotional volatility, and survival instinct mirrors the defiant core of Famous Last Words (“I am not afraid to keep on living”) even when they describe themselves as “junkie” and “sick and twisted” in tweets such as “infelizmente sou muito junkie” and “sick and twisted”.
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