Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly tracks their moods and mental health, e.g. feeling depressed watching Wicked in “damn i was depressed as hell watching wicked in the cinema im sobbing crazy style” and noticing improvement with meds in “life is kind of good rn??? we are so back??? maybe it’s the antidepressants?????”.
- Affectionate-friend: Frequently expresses care for friends, like “i love my friends >o<” and supporting a friend’s breakup in “me painfully hearing how my friend broke up w her avoidant gf and how she can’t trust her anymore and wanting to choke myself out but i still give good advice so it’s ok”.
- Insightful-fan: Shows thoughtful media analysis, e.g. nuanced takes on Milgram in “i think the reaction to mahiru t3 is mainly bc she would be a t3 mv heavy character…” and Shadowheart’s arc in “i appreciate that, at least for shadowheart, it remains open ended on if she becomes a selunite post game…”.
- Creative-artist: Actively draws and writes, like sketching fic ideas in “i hate my writing so have 2 tidbits of this fic through sketches” and wanting to redraw Byleth in “2022 me was on some real shit i need to redraw byleth abs so bad”.
- Humor-driven: Uses humor and self-aware memes to cope, like “phew i’m sure glad i have a secure attachment style and have never had any avoidant tendencies in my life” and “me on fortnite being the emotional support and stealing kills <3”.
Weaknesses:
- Avoidant-attachment: Repeatedly identifies with avoidant behavior, e.g. relating to a character as the “avoidant attachment ceo” in “i remember when i was making the lbf journal i was like 'i kinda get her' like yeah you would brah thats the avoidant attachment ceo over there” and joking about avoidant tendencies in “phew i’m sure glad i have a secure attachment style…”.
- Relationship-selfsabotage: Acknowledges patterns of harming relationships, like “if i had a nickel for every time i did not open a letter for over a month and it caused me to ruin my own romantic relationship i would have 2 fucking nickels” and “bro ive literally fumbled astronomically with every girl ive dated whos been on this priv im so sorry yall”.
- Rumination-prone: Frequently revisits past relationships and messages, e.g. “yall i miss my ex” and “reading through old messages abt tr w oomf and i just killed my lara croft ladyboner so bad…”.
- Exam-distraction: Struggles to balance fandom with studying, like finding a long fic right before exams in “finding a peak 100k fic 24 hours before my first exam” and gaming heavily during stressful periods in “i love being mentally ill bc i’m gonna finish the tomb raider story in one day”.
- Self-critical: Describes themselves harshly, e.g. “oh my god am i evil and not even in a hot way” and dismissing their own writing in “i hate my writing so have 2 tidbits of this fic through sketches”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a thoughtful, emotionally intense nerd who channels big feelings into media, fandom, and creativity, much like this user endlessly spiraling over yuri, games, and fic, e.g. “reading the most delicious enemies to lovers 150k+ unfinished fic life is so good omfg the pacing!!! the individual sub plots!!!! the little drops of yuri between their scarce meetings!!! 🤤🤤🤤”. Like Lisa, they balance melancholy and idealism—posting things like “life is kind of good rn??? we are so back??? maybe it’s the antidepressants?????” alongside self-aware depression jokes such as “i was depressed as hell watching wicked in the cinema im sobbing crazy style”. They’re also intellectually engaged and a bit over-analytical in fandom, dissecting character arcs and themes in posts like “i’m sad that edelthea is less probable in post timeskip canon… this problematic empathy gap…” and “i appreciate that, at least for shadowheart, it remains open ended… i think she deserves to live selfishly after giving so much of herself to the gods”, very Lisa-coded media criticism. Their sensitivity about relationships and attachment—“bro ive literally fumbled astronomically with every girl ive dated” and “oh my god am i evil and not even in a hot way”—also echoes Lisa’s tendency to overthink her own morality and connections. Even their artsy, slightly pretentious gamer side (Tomb Raider, BG3, Milgram, Persona) and desire for a cozy domestic life with a girlfriend, like “i wanna live w a gf and doomscroll together in silence #domesticlife”, lines up with Lisa’s mix of earnest romantic yearning and introspective, media-soaked inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about enjoying a small circle and low-pressure spaces, like valuing a quiet, low-visibility presence on a private account (“not going on main is nice because it feels like before i started cosplaying and i could just yell into the void about anything or disappear for months and nobody gafs”), and idealizing domestic, low-stimulation intimacy (“i wanna live w a gf and doomscroll together in silence”). They seem strongly Intuitive: they’re drawn to narrative themes, symbolism, and character psychology rather than concrete minutiae, e.g. unpacking character arcs and moral/emotional gaps in fiction like Fire Emblem and BG3 (“the war causes edelgard to focus on the ends justifying the means while dorothea is stuck in an endless loop of mourning for a war she never asked for this problematic empathy gap…”) and musing about attachment styles in fictional and real contexts (“that’s the avoidant attachment ceo over there”). Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-based: they foreground emotional impact and relationships, from self-aware heartbreak and guilt (“bro ive literally fumbled astronomically with every girl ive dated whos been on this priv im so sorry yall”) to empathetic commentary on characters’ pain and needs (“i think she deserves to live selfishly after giving so much of herself to the gods”). They favor Perceiving over strict structure: they procrastinate with long fics before exams (“finding a peak 100k fic 24 hours before my first exam”), binge games impulsively (“i love being mentally ill bc i’m gonna finish the tomb raider story in one day”), and speak in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tone. Collectively, the introspective emotional focus, love of fictional worlds and symbolism, and loose, reactive lifestyle fit best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘getting into physically strong protagonists with a lesbian love interest and a cursed family lineage’ — so when do I get to audition as your doomed yuri route with terrible attachment style and great arms?
- You watched Wicked in the cinema ‘depressed as hell’ and still had the braincells to gaslight your mum about Elphaba — clearly you like morally dubious women. Lucky for you, I’m free for a matinee and some ethically questionable gelphie-style pining.
- You almost aquaplaned off a cliff listening to the Milgram playlist in thick fog… if you’re willing to risk death for trial 3 theories, I feel like risking a coffee with me is practically a safety precaution.
- You keep saying you’ve ‘fumbled astronomically with every girl’ on that priv, but you also miss your exes, give good breakup advice, and yearn for domestic doomscrolling with a girlfriend. I don’t think you’re evil — I think you’re someone I’d like to hold hands with while we both ignore our AO3 tabs.
- You put Lara Croft in full armour to live out knight girl fantasies and want to ‘live w a gf and doomscroll together in silence’ — what if we compromise: you be the knight, I’ll be the damsel, and we take turns doomscrolling and rescuing each other from our own Twitter drafts?
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Cardiff student, yuri enjoyer, and part-time Tomb Raider speedrunner. Once nearly aquaplaned off a cliff because I queued a Milgram playlist.– @emiithree
Your signature cocktail
Gelphie Grief & Yuri Fizz
This cocktail is bright, gay, and a little bit devastating—just like crying over Wicked in the cinema and then immediately rewatching it under glowing stars (“ts so serious i had to go upstairs and rewatch wfg again (under my beautiful glowing stars)”, “damn i was depressed as hell watching wicked in the cinema im sobbing crazy style”). Matcha gin brings in that slightly bitter, focused edge of being a chronically online uni student grinding through exams and mental health arcs (“yayayay gym was good and now i’m off to my lectures and library study time :D”, “life is kind of good rn??? we are so back??? maybe it’s the antidepressants?????”). Sakura liqueur is the sweet, soft yuri heart that yearns for girlfriends, doomed sapphic ships, and gelphie feelings (“everytime a gelphie moment happens i go ‘oughhhh i love…. their friendship…’”, “ao3 makes me yearn for a gf and twitter makes me yearn for a gf and”). Grapefruit tonic adds a sharp, refreshing bite for all the lesbian breakup angst and avoidant attachment clownery (“can you tell i’m in a lesbian breakup”, “phew i’m sure glad i have a secure attachment style and have never had any avoidant tendencies in my life”). A dash of smoked sea salt grounds it in the grit of tomb raider marathons and knight-girl fantasies (“lara croft i’m single and free monday through friday”, “i keep lara croft in the full suit of armour to live out my knight girl fantasies”). Finally, edible star glitter on top represents that dramatic, sparkling, slightly feral fandom brain that wants to rewatch Madoka, read 150k enemies-to-lovers, and then make out about it (“who wants to rewatch all of madoka magica w me and then make out”, “reading the most delicious enemies to lovers 150k+ unfinished fic life is so good omfg”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets consistently show a reflective, analytical personality with a strong love of stories and ideas, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. They break down character arcs and thematic gaps in fiction with nuance, such as when they unpack Dorothea and Edelgard’s diverging worldviews in Fire Emblem: “the war causes edelgard to focus on the ends justifying the means while dorothea is stuck in an endless loop of mourning for a war she never asked for this problematic empathy gap…”. They also think critically about fandom theories and narrative structure in Milgram: “she would be a t3 mv heavy character,, like imagine if muu got killed off and we found out abt the chair through the report 😭 it’s an important detail with a lot less visual hints like the whole arranged marriage thing ykwim”. Their media consumption is very character‑ and trope‑focused—obsessing over enemies-to-lovers pacing and subplots in a 150k fic: “the pacing!!! the individual sub plots!!!! the little drops of yuri between their scarce meetings!!!”—which fits the Ravenclaw love of complex narratives and ideas. They show self-awareness and metacognition about their own psychology and attachment patterns, e.g. relating to avoidant characters and joking about it: “i remember when i was making the lbf journal i was like 'i kinda get her' like yeah you would brah thats the avoidant attachment ceo over there”. While they clearly care about friends and relationships, the dominant thread is intellectualized introspection and media analysis, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them best is you should see me in a crown by Billie Eilish, which balances dark, dramatic flair with vulnerability and a slightly feral sense of humor. Their bio, “women want me fish fear me,” and tweets like “lara croft i’m single and free monday through friday” show a playful, confident persona that matches the song’s cocky, throne-claiming energy. At the same time, they’re openly messy and self-reflective about love and avoidant tendencies, like “bro ive literally fumbled astronomically with every girl ive dated whos been on this priv im so sorry yall” and “oh my god am i evil and not even in a hot way”, which lines up with the song’s mix of menace and insecurity. Their fixation on intense, often doomed yuri dynamics and morally complicated women—“‘if i had met you earlier, we could’ve been friends’ doomed yuri” and “i’ve really been getting into physically strong protagonists with a lesbian love interest and a cursed family lineage recently”—mirrors the song’s gothic, powerful feminine vibe. Even their gallows humor about mental health, like “let’s kill ourselves”, fits the way the track turns darkness into something theatrical and empowering rather than purely despairing.
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