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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly cracking jokes with a bit of vulgar, rebellious energy. Their humor is loud and exaggerated, like the all‑caps laughter in “KAKAKKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKA” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, which feels very Bart-like in its over-the-top mischief. They have a reckless, horny, joking side seen in tweets like “20 25 cai de boca no meu pinto” and “vontade intensa de dar”, echoing Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and shock people for fun. Their love for rock/metal, skate, and not taking things too seriously—such as talking about skating in the cold in “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força” and celebrating buying something for their skateboard in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”—matches Bart’s skater, alternative-kid vibe. At the same time, they show bursts of sentiment and self-awareness, like “um dia eu vou parar no hospital com sintoma de nostalgia”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of unexpected depth beneath the constant trolling.

Your MBTI personality Type
They fit best as an ESFP. Their timeline is highly social and outward-focused: they constantly engage others, talk about friends, parties, sex, and public interactions, e.g. celebrating buying something for their skateboard in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA” and joking about taking someone out to eat after sex in “eu levando ela pra almoçar depois da xerecada que eu dei ❤️”, which points to Extraversion. Their interests are very concrete and sensory—music gear, specific bands, piercings, tattoos, food, and bodily sensations like the cold and a cut mouth, as in “to com a boca cortada desse frio vtnc” and detailed guitar preferences in “dificil escolher uma fav mas seria a les paul da caveirinha pq ela tem mt estilo”—indicating Sensing. They react emotionally and personally rather than with detached logic, using strong feeling language and humor like “nossa que engraçado vadia que engraçado piranha muito engraçada parabens” and valuing relationships and affection in “meu nariz eh uma das coisas que eu mais amo em mim”, which suggests Feeling. Finally, their behavior appears spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible—binge-watching Rick and Morty, skateboarding despite the cold, and deciding piercings based on immediate reactions as in “é vou desistir do da sobrancelha dps dessa apesar que eu tenho no septo que tbm é facil de enroscar dependendo”—a clear mark of Perceiving over structured planning.

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Guitarist, skater & nostalgic cartoon archivist. Once converted a Metallica fan to Megadeth—still waiting for Megadeth in Brazil. She/her, 150cm of chaos.– @emilydecalcinha

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça as the base, repping Brazilian chaos, loud laughter, and skate energy, echoing her all-caps bursts like “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”. A cola reduction syrup adds sticky, sweet nostalgia and late-night shitposting vibes, nodding to her own mini bio card with fav drink — vinho, coca, caipirinha from “manu's guide ୨ৎ pronouns — ela/dela…”. The red wine float is a moody, dramatic layer for the funeral-dirge aesthetic in her bio, “𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 ☠︎︎ 𝖉𝖎𝖗𝖌𝖊” and her love of vinho in that same “manu's guide ୨ৎ…”. A hit of cold-brew coffee keeps the energy dark yet wired, perfect for someone who tweets things like “vontade intensa de dar” and then binge-watches animation with “to viciadissima em ricky and morty”. Finally, crushed ice with a pinch of sea salt makes it strong but drinkable, mirroring her mix of sweetness and bite when she swings between “meu nariz eh uma das coisas que eu mais amo em mim” and pure aggression like “vai tomar no cu”.

Your Hogwarts House
The dominant traits that come through are boldness, impulsiveness, and a willingness to dive head‑first into experiences, which are strongly Gryffindor-coded. They speak about skating in harsh weather with a very "go for it anyway" attitude, complaining that “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força”, but still clearly doing it, and then explode with all‑caps enthusiasm when they can buy something for their board in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”, showing reckless excitement and action-first energy. Their humor is loud, shameless, and often sexual or provocative, as in “20 25 cai de boca no meu pinto” and “vontade intensa de dar”, which fits Gryffindor’s brazen, unfiltered style more than the calculated edge of Slytherin. Even when worried about pain or risk, like reconsidering a piercing in “é vou desistir do da sobrancelha dps dessa apesar que eu tenho no septo que tbm é facil de enroscar dependendo”, the tone is more impulsive self-talk than cautious long-term planning. They also show a flair for dramatic self-identification and a kind of everyday hero-complex around their passions (skate, guitar, music), for example in “acham que eu toco guitarra e ando de skate por influencia da avril lavigne mas sao apenas duas coincidencias que eu gosto desde criança”, asserting their identity boldly and independently in a very Gryffindor way.

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A song that best fits them is Sk8er Boi because their whole vibe blends skate culture, guitars, and pop‑punk attitude. They literally say skating in the cold is worth it, even if it means layering up just to ride: “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força”. Their excitement about buying new skate gear shows how central that lifestyle is: “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”. On top of that, they strongly identify with Avril herself, saying she sums them up: “eu sou o video da avril em 2002 dirigindo carro ouvindo stone temple pilots e isso me resume”. They also insist their love of guitar and skate isn’t just copying Avril, which mirrors the song’s theme of people misjudging the skater: “acham que eu toco guitarra e ando de skate por influencia da avril lavigne mas sao apenas duas coincidencias que eu gosto desde criança”. The mix of rock fandom, attitude, and queer, chaotic humor in their timeline fits perfectly with the rebellious, outsider energy of Sk8er Boi.

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