Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequent use of exaggerated laughter and absurdity, like “KAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAK…” and “nossa que engraçado vadia que engraçado piranha muito engraçada parabens”, shows a strong, playful comedic style.
- Passionate fandom: Talks intensely about music, bands, and Avril Lavigne, e.g. “stone temple pilots torando no fone agora”, “eu sou o video da avril em 2002 dirigindo carro ouvindo stone temple pilots e isso me resume”, and gear like “meu top de guitarras mais bonitas que a avril ja usou”.
- Self‑aware identity: Shares personal details and self‑definition, like pronouns and preferences in “manu's guide ୨ৎ pronouns — ela/dela… sexuality — bissexual” and comments on her appearance such as “meu nariz eh uma das coisas que eu mais amo em mim”.
- Expressive enthusiasm: Shows strong excitement about hobbies and plans, like skate and purchases in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA” and positive tarot about skate in “tirei tarot e saiu coisas positivas sobre o skt era pra ser mesmo entao”.
- Nostalgic sentiment: Often references childhood/media memories, e.g. “meu deus eu passava horas nisso”, “eu roubava varias revistas recreio na escola kkko”, and “um dia eu vou parar no hospital com sintoma de nostalgia”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of insults and swearing, such as “vai tomar no cu”, “KKKKK VSF”, and calling apps or people “lixo” in “pq esse lixo de aplicativo nao notifica”.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Openly posts explicit sexual thoughts like “20 25 cai de boca no meu pinto”, “vontade intensa de dar”, and “eu levando ela pra almoçar depois da xerecada que eu dei ❤️”, which can come off as impulsive online oversharing.
- Quick irritability: Reacting strongly to small annoyances, e.g. “estragou minha noite”, “eu que me prepare pra ano que vem porque o pau vai torar no meu bolso”, and “nossa que engraçado vadia… muito engraçada parabens” as a sarcastic outburst.
- Negativity bias: Tends to highlight the worst side of things, like “ela pensa no pior lado possivel”, “tudo q eu vejo sobre esse tonhao é contra minha vontade”, and “ate o peido lanches deve ser mais limpo”.
- Online dependence: Strong emotional reactions tied to apps and media, such as “pq esse lixo de aplicativo nao notifica quem começa me seguir”, “to viciadissima em ricky and morty”, and rewatching shows out of compulsion in “vou ter que assistir fudencio de novo nao to aguentando de curiosidade”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly cracking jokes with a bit of vulgar, rebellious energy. Their humor is loud and exaggerated, like the all‑caps laughter in “KAKAKKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKA” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, which feels very Bart-like in its over-the-top mischief. They have a reckless, horny, joking side seen in tweets like “20 25 cai de boca no meu pinto” and “vontade intensa de dar”, echoing Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and shock people for fun. Their love for rock/metal, skate, and not taking things too seriously—such as talking about skating in the cold in “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força” and celebrating buying something for their skateboard in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”—matches Bart’s skater, alternative-kid vibe. At the same time, they show bursts of sentiment and self-awareness, like “um dia eu vou parar no hospital com sintoma de nostalgia”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of unexpected depth beneath the constant trolling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They fit best as an ESFP. Their timeline is highly social and outward-focused: they constantly engage others, talk about friends, parties, sex, and public interactions, e.g. celebrating buying something for their skateboard in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA” and joking about taking someone out to eat after sex in “eu levando ela pra almoçar depois da xerecada que eu dei ❤️”, which points to Extraversion. Their interests are very concrete and sensory—music gear, specific bands, piercings, tattoos, food, and bodily sensations like the cold and a cut mouth, as in “to com a boca cortada desse frio vtnc” and detailed guitar preferences in “dificil escolher uma fav mas seria a les paul da caveirinha pq ela tem mt estilo”—indicating Sensing. They react emotionally and personally rather than with detached logic, using strong feeling language and humor like “nossa que engraçado vadia que engraçado piranha muito engraçada parabens” and valuing relationships and affection in “meu nariz eh uma das coisas que eu mais amo em mim”, which suggests Feeling. Finally, their behavior appears spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible—binge-watching Rick and Morty, skateboarding despite the cold, and deciding piercings based on immediate reactions as in “é vou desistir do da sobrancelha dps dessa apesar que eu tenho no septo que tbm é facil de enroscar dependendo”—a clear mark of Perceiving over structured planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘easily a Greek goddess’ and that you love your nose — can I submit a new myth? The tiny bisexual Aries who shreds guitar, skates in 20kg of clothes, and still manages to ruin everyone else’s beauty standards.
- You, freezing your ass off saying it’s ‘only by putting 20kg of clothes on and going by sheer will’ to skate… if you ever need extra motivation, I volunteer as the reason you leave the house.
- Your top Avril guitars list was SG, Les Paul, Epiphone — but honestly, my favorite instrument is still you talking about Megadeth, Slipknot and Stone Temple Pilots like a walking 2000s rock documentary.
- You pulled tarot and got positive cards about skating; I pulled tarot and got ‘tiny Aries bissexual with piercings, 3 tattoos, loves wine and mac and cheese’ — pretty sure the universe is shipping us.
- If you’re really ‘made of what, bbs?’ my guess is: 50% nostalgia strong enough to send you to the hospital, 30% Ricky and Morty humor about seeds in butts, and 20% pure desire to be devoured… I’m just here trying to qualify as your next snack.
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Guitarist, skater & nostalgic cartoon archivist. Once converted a Metallica fan to Megadeth—still waiting for Megadeth in Brazil. She/her, 150cm of chaos.– @emilydecalcinha
Your signature cocktail
Skate & Dirge Sour
This drink starts with cachaça as the base, repping Brazilian chaos, loud laughter, and skate energy, echoing her all-caps bursts like “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”. A cola reduction syrup adds sticky, sweet nostalgia and late-night shitposting vibes, nodding to her own mini bio card with fav drink — vinho, coca, caipirinha from “manu's guide ୨ৎ pronouns — ela/dela…”. The red wine float is a moody, dramatic layer for the funeral-dirge aesthetic in her bio, “𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖑 ☠︎︎ 𝖉𝖎𝖗𝖌𝖊” and her love of vinho in that same “manu's guide ୨ৎ…”. A hit of cold-brew coffee keeps the energy dark yet wired, perfect for someone who tweets things like “vontade intensa de dar” and then binge-watches animation with “to viciadissima em ricky and morty”. Finally, crushed ice with a pinch of sea salt makes it strong but drinkable, mirroring her mix of sweetness and bite when she swings between “meu nariz eh uma das coisas que eu mais amo em mim” and pure aggression like “vai tomar no cu”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The dominant traits that come through are boldness, impulsiveness, and a willingness to dive head‑first into experiences, which are strongly Gryffindor-coded. They speak about skating in harsh weather with a very "go for it anyway" attitude, complaining that “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força”, but still clearly doing it, and then explode with all‑caps enthusiasm when they can buy something for their board in “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”, showing reckless excitement and action-first energy. Their humor is loud, shameless, and often sexual or provocative, as in “20 25 cai de boca no meu pinto” and “vontade intensa de dar”, which fits Gryffindor’s brazen, unfiltered style more than the calculated edge of Slytherin. Even when worried about pain or risk, like reconsidering a piercing in “é vou desistir do da sobrancelha dps dessa apesar que eu tenho no septo que tbm é facil de enroscar dependendo”, the tone is more impulsive self-talk than cautious long-term planning. They also show a flair for dramatic self-identification and a kind of everyday hero-complex around their passions (skate, guitar, music), for example in “acham que eu toco guitarra e ando de skate por influencia da avril lavigne mas sao apenas duas coincidencias que eu gosto desde criança”, asserting their identity boldly and independently in a very Gryffindor way.
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Your song
Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
A song that best fits them is Sk8er Boi because their whole vibe blends skate culture, guitars, and pop‑punk attitude. They literally say skating in the cold is worth it, even if it means layering up just to ride: “nem da gosto de andar de skate num frio do caralho desse eh so botando 20kg de roupa e indo na força”. Their excitement about buying new skate gear shows how central that lifestyle is: “VAI TOMANO VOU COMPRA UM BAGULHO PRO MEU SKATE HJ PQPPPPPPPP MELHOR DIA DA MINHA VIDA”. On top of that, they strongly identify with Avril herself, saying she sums them up: “eu sou o video da avril em 2002 dirigindo carro ouvindo stone temple pilots e isso me resume”. They also insist their love of guitar and skate isn’t just copying Avril, which mirrors the song’s theme of people misjudging the skater: “acham que eu toco guitarra e ando de skate por influencia da avril lavigne mas sao apenas duas coincidencias que eu gosto desde criança”. The mix of rock fandom, attitude, and queer, chaotic humor in their timeline fits perfectly with the rebellious, outsider energy of Sk8er Boi.
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