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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: very intense about their interests, highly expressive, and emotionally invested in niche media. They hyper-fixate on a specific show and characters—gushing over trailers and episodes with lines like “I CANNOT WAIT TILL TUESDAY I WANT THIS EPISODE INJECTED INTO MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW” and close-reading tiny details such as “DIDNT THINK ID NOTICE THE BLINK HM??? OH MY GOD SHES SO TERRIFIED I MIGHT JUST THROW UP.”, which fits Lisa’s analytical, obsessive media-brain. Like Lisa, they’re very earnest and dramatic about their faves, calling Emily “my baby” and spiraling with emotion in tweets like “OH MY GOODNESS THE SKRUNKLY… I MIGHT JUST DIE WHAT THE HELL I MIGHT CRASH OUT”. They also show a social, cause-style side of fandom—campaigning for votes (“VOTE NAOMI GUYS ^^”) and organizing community gimmicks—which echoes Lisa’s mix of idealism and over-investment in her passions. Overall, they’re a hyper-verbal, emotionally earnest, fandom-nerd version of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as clearly more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, ask for engagement, and thrive on shared hype and in-jokes, like in “Asking this again cus the other got no reach, do any oomfs wanna be on my priv?” and “Comment 🧡 and I’ll give u a franchise to post your fav female characters !! ^^”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N) rather than concrete—most of their tweets are about speculation, possibilities, and character dynamics (e.g. “EITHER THIS EP IS EMILY CENTRED OR SHE HAS A HUGEEEE ROLE. IDK IF I SHOULD BE SCARED OR HAPPY” and “this + in general their growing tension that’s been there for a WHILE”), rather than practical, real‑life details. They clearly lead with Feeling (F) over thinking: their language is highly emotional and value-driven, using strong affective reactions like “I MIGHT JUST DIE WHAT THE HELL I MIGHT CRASH OUT SHES SO SAD” and relationship-centric statements such as “their dynamic/personality is cute and reminds me of me and my gf”. Finally, they read more Perceiving (P) than judging: their tweets show lots of impulsive, in-the-moment reactions and changing whims—ordering a greeting on a burst of emotion in “IM DESPERATE FOR MY GREETING RN… I CAN AFFORD IT BARELY”, dropping art and running in “Drops Emily Angst and runs away”, and generally riding the chaos of episode releases rather than methodically planning. This blend of expressive social energy, speculative focus, emotion-driven reactions, and spontaneous behavior fits ENFP best.

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Gem | Any prns | Chronic Disventure Camp analyst, Emily/Trevor/Nat sketch gremlin & cookie gacha victim. Once cried over a trailer zoom-in.– @emilys_glasses

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Blue raspberry vodka captures their bright, chaotic fandom energy and love for dramatic freak‑outs like “IM TERRIFIED IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED WHAT THE FUCK” and “Episode in 2 hours. SOMEONE SEDATE ME”. Sour cherry liqueur represents the sharp, sometimes unhinged way they adore characters, as in “He’s so stupid can we kill him” and “Emily my baby 😿😿😿 I NEED HER DEAD SHE WAS SO STUPID THIS EP 😭😭”. Passionfruit juice stands in for their intense yume devotion and romantic shipping takes, like “DONT DO THIS TO ME but in I’d scream more over a positive romantic interaction Kristily” and “THEY ARE FUCKING MARRIED NO ONE TALK TO ME”. Cotton candy syrup adds a sugary, fandom‑blr softness that shows through when they gush over art and characters, such as “OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE TY LILU 😿😿😿” and “She’s so gorgeous this Ep I knew I had to draw her!!!”. A hit of sparkling energy drink finishes it off as a jittery, hyped fizz that matches their constant live‑tweet panic and countdowns like “GUYS OH MY GOD 12 MINUTES” and “I CANNOT WAIT TILL TUESDAY I WANT THIS EPISODE INJECTED INTO MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW”.

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This account reads as intensely emotional, impulsive, and loud about their loyalties and dislikes, which fits Gryffindor best. They constantly dramatize their reactions in a very “hero of my own story” way, like panicking over an episode with, “IM TERRIFIED IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED WHAT THE FUCK” and demanding sedation before a premiere, “Episode in 2 hours. SOMEONE SEDATE ME”. Their readiness to start playful ‘wars’ and call-outs also shows a confrontational, stand-up-and-fight streak, as in “CANCEL SHONA” and the mock outrage of “Your all supporting a Hypocrite 😡😡😡”. They are fiercely protective of their faves and ships, framing things in life-or-death hyperbole like “I NEED HER DEAD SHE WAS SO STUPID THIS EP 😭😭” and “THEY ARE FUCKING MARRIED NO ONE TALK TO ME”, which is classic Gryffindor dramatics. There’s creativity and kindness here, but the dominant traits are fiery emotion, theatrical intensity, and a readiness to ‘fight’ for what they care about—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the subtler energies of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that suits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it matches their chaotic, dramatic, fandom-fueled energy and love of angst. They constantly swing between unhinged excitement and over-the-top despair, like when they say “IM TERRIFIED IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED WHAT THE FUCK” over an episode, or “SOME ONE SEDATE ME.”. Their timeline is full of mock-violent exaggerations and hyperfixation, e.g. “He’s so stupid can we kill him” and “Emily my baby 😿😿😿 I NEED HER DEAD SHE WAS SO STUPID THIS EP”, which fits the song’s rebellious, darkly humorous tone. The way they obsess over niche fandom drama and intense character feelings, like “MORE EMILY AND IVY BONDING… A LOT OF TRAILER SCREENTIME = DOOMED. GUYS SHES DONE FOR”, mirrors the song’s theme of emotional overload and being overwhelmed by everything. Overall, their loud, dramatic posting style and love of angst align perfectly with the cathartic, chaotic energy of Teenagers.

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