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The user is a self‑deprecating, socially‑awkward nerd obsessed with gaming, TCGs and pop‑culture, constantly mocking the world around them. This matches Comic Book Guy, the Simpsons’ cynical, hyper‑knowledgeable connoisseur who often complains about the commercialization of his hobbies. For example, they tweet "The over financialization of TCGs is so fucking stupid lol" and "The VGC community is so fucking cooked mannn", mirroring Jeff’s frequent tirades about the industry. Their admission of "Seasonal depression, I greet thee" and "Love talking about my lifelong major depression and getting told ‘try being positive’ lmfaoooo" reflects the character’s chronic loneliness and bitter outlook. Finally, their endless references to esports teams ("My goats @Busio @Massu036 @FlyQuest") and niche fandoms ("I’m the only guy in this popping Seattle bar who wants the blue jays to win") echo Comic Book Guy’s obsession with niche geek culture.

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The user's frequent, outward‑looking posts like 'I’m the only guy in this popping Seattle bar who wants the blue jays to win (slightly)' and 'I love my cat soooo much' show a clear extraverted, socially engaged style. Their focus on immediate, sensory details—evident in tweets such as 'No beer for 2 days so far … ooooigh' and 'My mom is listening to Mayday Parade bc I got into them like twenty years ago lmao'—points to a sensing preference. Strong emotional and value‑driven statements like 'Elon Musk is such a racist piece of shit lol' and 'Every racist deserves to drown And rapist' reveal a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible nature of comments such as 'Should I post my guitar playthru videos on here when I start making them 🤔' and 'Might lose a good job offer because I’m on medical marijuana 😎' indicates a perceiving lifestyle.

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Gaming strategist & TCG analyst | FFXIV cat lover | Guitarist & drummer | Bought a VPN just to watch a Korean final | Mental health advocate– @eminercy

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The base of dark rum mirrors the user’s self‑deprecating humor and the bitter edge of tweets like "Seasonal depression, I greet thee". The espresso kick captures the “recovering tcg addict” drive, referencing the tweet "The over financialization of TCGs is so fucking stupid lol". Ginger beer adds a fizzy, chaotic sparkle that represents the user’s rapid‑fire Twitter style, a “professional tweeter” who floods timelines with memes, as evidenced by the tweet "Bro ate eyedrops at 7:56AM [picture] [quoted tweet]". Catnip‑infused simple syrup sweetens the mix to honor the “ffxiv cat girl” side and the love for felines, directly tied to the tweet "I love my cat soooo much". A dash of Angostura bitters ties it all together, echoing the user’s bitter humor about mental health and depression, like the tweet "Love talking about my lifelong major depression and getting told 'try being positive' lmfaoooo".

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The user frequently shows ambition and a desire to dominate, boasting "I am so so based and have the best champ pool around :)" and "I think the funniest outcome would be a team of NA players based in EU" which reflects strategic thinking. Their bold, unapologetic statements like "Elon Musk is such a racist piece of shit lol" and "Every racist deserves to drown" demonstrate a willingness to confront authority and pursue personal agenda, a hallmark of Slytherin cunning. They also emphasize self‑promotion and status, calling themselves "goated" and "based", aligning with Slytherin's drive for personal excellence. While they occasionally show vulnerability, the dominant traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and daring fit best with Slytherin.

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The song "Creep" captures @eminercy's self‑deprecating, outsider vibe: they call themselves a 'real life loser guy (what a surprise)' in their bio and tweet "Seasonal depression, I greet thee" which mirrors the lyric “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo”. Their frustration with being told to stay positive is evident in the tweet 'Love talking about my lifelong major depression and getting told "try being positive" lmfaoooo', echoing the song’s sense of alienation. The line “I don’t belong here” resonates with the tweet "I’m not crying you’re crying", showing a feeling of not fitting in. Their cynical humor and desire to hide behind music, as seen in "Should I post my guitar playthru videos on here when I start making them 🤔", aligns with the melancholy of the track. Overall, the combination of depression, self‑criticism, and outsider status makes "Creep" the best match.

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