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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: Repeatedly centering their little brother as 'the only family i have that cares about me' shows a readiness to invest care and protectiveness in close relationships.
- Self-aware: They recognize patterns in their behaviour and feelings, admitting 'i’ve been cutting since i was 11' and observing how teenage years were 'wasted', indicating reflective insight into their own history.
- Emotionally expressive: Their timeline is openly vulnerable—posts like 'i have no energy and i want to die' show an ability to name feelings rather than hide them.
- Culturally engaged: Strong fandom involvement—'is it bad to say pjsk kept me from killing myself' and Twilight marathons—shows they connect through media and niche communities.
- Resilient: Despite recurring crises and fainting, they still plan, seek therapy, and hold on to small anchors like songs and fandom drops, for example 'i have a date set' and continuing to post during hard episodes.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Chronic self-harm since age 11 and attempts to fast or 'chugged cough syrup and an energy drink' indicate behaviours that harm health, as repeatedly documented in their tweets.
- Hopelessness: Frequent suicidal statements like 'i don’t want to be alone when i die' and 'if i’m over 100 lb i lowkey might kms' point to persistent despair that undermines functioning.
- Social isolation: They report pushing people away and feeling unseen: 'nobody really sees my posts' and 'i keep pushing everyone away', which fuels loneliness.
- Perfection-driven: Obsessional weight goals and rigid fasting plans—'i will lose 10 lb by then' and 'trying to fast for a week'—create unhealthy, extreme standards that backfire.
- Impulsivity: Quick, risky actions like rapidly changing piercings ('downsized my septum') and mixing substances ('chugged cough syrup and an energy drink') show poor impulse control during crisis moments.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's sensitivity, intellect, and feeling of being misunderstood match Robin's profile: both are thoughtful, lonely at times, and crave meaningful connection. Like Lisa, Robin is introspective, often the only one recognizing the pain around them, and leans on music and media to cope. The parallel is less about humor and more about a thoughtful, emotionally burdened youngster trying to find a place to belong.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Robin self-identifies as INFJ in their bio ('stupid emo infj'), and that fits: introversion shows in repeated notes of isolation ('i have nobody', 'nobody really sees my posts'); intuition and depth appear in long-range meaning-making and sensitivity to patterns ('getting older and realizing i’ve been wasting my entire teenage years'); feeling is clear from emotionally-driven posts and valuing close bonds ('he’s genuinely the only family i have that cares about me'); and judging appears in planning and goals around weight and fasting ('one the first of next month i’m gonna try fasting for as long as i can' and 'i will lose 10 lb by then i swear'). Together these quotes map neatly onto INFJ communication, motivation, and concern for close others.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If I were a PJSK pull, I'd save my best card for you — want to duo some late-night farming and pretend calories don't exist?'
- 'Your cat crawled into my lap and told me to ask you out — he said you're allowed to bring snacks (or not) and still be adorable.'
- 'I’ll be your emergency Quest Bar — microwaved, warm, and 100% nonjudgmental when you need a midnight rescue.'
- 'I could be your therapist’s least favorite rom-com: messy, emo, and somehow exactly what you need on a bad day — coffee and Twilight marathon included.'
- 'Promise I won’t weigh you on the first date — only measure in laughs, PJSK FCs, and how many blankets we steal.'
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Your new Twitter bio
he / him • emo INFJ navigating recovery & fandom life | big sibling to a little PJSk player • cat- & midnight-movie devotee | honest about messiness & therapy progress | not a crisis hotline (but I try).– @emofoodhater_
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Cling
The 'Midnight Cling' blends dark, emo visuals (blackberry & charcoal) with small comforting sweetness and fizz, mirroring Robin's mixture of gloom and the tiny joys that keep them going ('pjsk kept me from killing myself', 'my clingiest cat crawled into my lap'). The mint adds a breath of calm for anxious palpitations ('my heart palpitations have been bad too'), and the drink can be made non-alcoholic to suit a late-night, safety-first vibe — like their midnight quests and media binges.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits because Robin shows deep loyalty, care, and humility even amid hardship: they repeatedly place their brother's well-being first — 'he’s genuinely the only family i have that cares about me' — and persistently seek connection rather than glory. Their patience with small comforts (fandom drops, a cat's presence) and wish to be cared for are more Hufflepuff traits than Gryffindor bravado or Ravenclaw detachment. They want belonging and fairness in relationships despite being mistreated ('i hate living with someone that has anger issues'), which aligns with Hufflepuff's strong sense of justice and devotion.
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Mad World - Gary Jules (cover)
The somber, reflective mood of 'Mad World' echoes lines like 'i have nobody' and 'i want someone to care about me', matching Robin's quiet despair and searches for meaning in small things like fandom drops. Its slow, melancholic arrangement fits their nocturnal, emo aesthetic and the sense of being overwhelmed by everyday life.
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