Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Regularly uses self-deprecating and absurd jokes, e.g. bio “The endless search for something worth living for ⛧” and posts like “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo...”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for mutuals and friends, e.g. “chuva de bênçãos para os meus mutuals BOM DIA!!!” and warm references to “nubinasso”, “totoafrica”.
- Self-awareness: Openly reflects on his own behavior and feelings, like “Hoje me perguntaram pq eu tenho Tinder e mais uma vez eu não soube responder” and “eu acho que tenho que deixar de ser besta e arrumar uma mulher pra mim”.
- Playful creativity: Turns daily situations into humorous narratives, e.g. “Pecinha me parou na rua pra avisar que a minha mochila estava aberta...” and gaming fantasies like “to indo ali entregar a missão na nick minaj...”.
- Loyal gamer: Shows consistent passion and dedication to games (Tarkov, COD), e.g. “eu depois de 8 horas de trabalho batendo ponto no tarkov” and “fiz a melhor raid da minha vida acabou o tempo e eu não consegui extrair...”.
Weaknesses:
- Hopelessness: Expresses strong pessimism about life and adulthood, e.g. “desde criança eu nunca quis ser adulto e desde dos 18 sinto que a minha vida só acabou...”.
- Loneliness: Frequently mentions lack of affection and desire for a partner, e.g. “Já não me lembro quando foi a última vez que ouvi um 'eu te amo' nem de familiares” and “oq me falta é uma mulher bem carente pra eu boostar o ego dela”.
- Emotional avoidance: Uses humor and gaming to escape difficult thoughts, explicitly saying he uses music to block them in “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo e os pensamentos invadem a minha cabeça...”.
- Self-devaluation: Talks about himself in a harsh, dismissive way, e.g. “acho que oq me falta é uma esposa mesmo pqp” and “eu acho que tenho que deixar de ser besta e arrumar uma mulher pra mim”.
- Crude expression: Frequently uses very coarse or aggressive language, e.g. “chupando prego vsfff” and “a bunda chega bicuda de cagar”, which can push some people away.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, darkly self-deprecating, but also oddly tender and affectionate. Like Homer, they oscillate between joking bravado and genuine vulnerability, e.g. the existential spiral in “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo e os pensamentos invadem a minha cabeça eu lembro que desde criança eu nunca quis ser adulto...” contrasted with sending affection in “chuva de bênçãos para os meus mutuals BOM DIA!!!”. Their chaotic humor, bodily jokes, and exaggerated frustration—like “a bunda chega bicuda de cagar” and “fiz a melhor raid da minha vida acabou o tempo e eu não consegui extrair...”—fit Homer’s sloppy, over-the-top style. The mix of loneliness and craving for love in “acho que oq me falta é uma esposa mesmo pqp” and “Eu acho que eu ganho mais voltando a dormir os finais de semana inteiros” mirrors Homer’s dependence on family affection despite his dysfunction. Even the handle and bio, with a jester-like persona and "endless search for something worth living for," echo Homer’s blend of clownishness and midlife malaise.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets reference solitary hobbies and internal states rather than parties or socializing, like talking about gaming alone in “eu jogando solo” and long, introspective reflections such as “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo… desde dos 18 sinto que a minha vida só acabou”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they riff on hypothetical or exaggerated scenarios like “Tarkov no espaço seria mágico” and surreal gaming mashups in “to indo ali entregar a missão na nick minaj e depois vou na raid matar o boss marshmello tá com drop buffado de machado do Kratos”, which are more conceptual than concrete. They favor Thinking (T) over overt emotional processing even when discussing feelings, often turning pain into analysis or dark humor; for example, they bluntly state relational needs in “acho que oq me falta é uma esposa mesmo pqp” and self-deprecate about relationships in “Hoje me perguntaram pq eu tenho Tinder e mais uma vez eu não soube responder” instead of focusing on others’ feelings. Their style suggests Perceiving (P): they come off as spontaneous and improvisational rather than structured, bouncing between topics like work, Tarkov, memes, and music with little sign of planning, as seen in gaming-related frustration in “fiz a melhor raid da minha vida acabou o tempo e eu não consegui extrair...” and the casual, off-the-cuff tone of “Acho que eu ganho mais voltando a dormir os finais de semana inteiros”. Altogether, the mix of solitary focus, abstract joking, analytical/detached handling of heavy emotions, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle aligns best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Tarkov in space would be magical, imagine us duo queueing life on Factory difficulty and still extracting together every time.
- You said you’re tired of guys tatuando a marca do Ronaldo… I don’t have the logo, but I can be your exclusive client: ‘Stańczyk Software’, lifetime support guaranteed.
- You posted that since 18 you feel like your life ‘just ended’ and you wake up not knowing what you’re doing here — if it helps, one of the reasons you’re here is so someone like me can look at your timeline and think, ‘I want to be on his team, not just in his mentions.’
- That day you said what you’re missing is a wife to boost her ego… I volunteer as tribute; I bring hyperfocus in ‘bruto’ cuddles, Slayer playlists, and telling you ‘eu te amo’ until you actually believe it.
- Next time you leave a raid like that one where you made the best run of your life and didn’t extract in time, slide into my DMs — I promise I’m an exit you can always reach before the timer hits zero.
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Software dev in customs IRL & in Tarkov. Once got stopped on the street for an open backpack and a hearing check. Trying to debug life, one raid at a time.– @empphys
Your signature cocktail
Stańczyk’s Nubinasso Neuro-Fizz
This cocktail is strong and slightly unhinged on purpose, echoing the bio’s “⛧ The endless search for something worth living for ⛧” and the late-night brain spiral of “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo e os pensamentos invadem a minha cabeça...”, so overproof rum is the heavy hit of existentialism. Cold brew coffee channels the grindset of “eu depois de 8 horas de trabalho batendo ponto no tarkov” and the coder life of “eu programando”, keeping the brain online when it probably should log off. Grapefruit juice adds a sour brightness for the chaotic humor of “Nubinasso está sendo caçado por deixar favelado hulk” and “eu jogando solo”, a reminder that even the suffering comes with laughs. Campari (or another bitter) is the ache of “Já não me lembro quando foi a última vez que ouvi um 'eu te amo' nem de familiares” and the loneliness behind “acho que oq me falta é uma esposa mesmo pqp”. Finally, tonic water tops it with a fizzy, slightly medicinal vibe for the Psychiatric Hospital location and the self-aware insanity of “Hiperfoco em viadin sem teto”, making the drink feel like a late-night shitpost in liquid form.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows a consistent mix of self‑deprecating humor and quiet emotional vulnerability that aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s themes of sensitivity, loyalty, and wanting simple, genuine connection. They repeatedly express a desire for companionship and affection, like when they say “acho que oq me falta é uma esposa mesmo pqp” and “eu acho que tenho que deixar de ser besta e arrumar uma mulher pra mim”, which suggests they value emotional bonds more than status or glory (less Slytherin/Gryffindor). There’s a deep, almost resigned honesty in reflections such as “As vezes quando não consigo ligar a música a tempo e os pensamentos invadem a minha cabeça eu lembro que desde criança eu nunca quis ser adulto e desde dos 18 sinto que a minha vida só acabou todos os dias eu acordo e não sei oq estou fazendo aqui” and “Já não me lembro quando foi a última vez que ouvi um 'eu te amo' nem de familiares”; this emotional openness and endurance through suffering are very Hufflepuff-coded. They also display a low-ego, hardworking-gamer vibe ("batendo ponto" in Tarkov) in tweets like “eu depois de 8 horas de trabalho batendo ponto no tarkov” and joking about work with PHP in “Teabalhando com PHP eu vi que ele é bem bruto msm”, which hints at perseverance more than ambition. While they have wit and irony (which could suggest Ravenclaw or Slytherin), the core throughline is a yearning for warmth, mutual care, and simple happiness rather than power or glory, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
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Your song
Nutshell - Alice in Chains
A song that fits them well is Nutshell by Alice in Chains, with its mix of quiet despair, self‑awareness, and dark humor. They repeatedly hint at loneliness and emotional fatigue, like when they say "Already don't remember the last time I heard an 'I love you' even from family" and reflect that "since I was 18 I feel like my life just ended and every day I wake up not knowing what I'm doing here". At the same time, they cope through irony and shitposting, calling themselves "Hiperfoco em viadin sem teto" in one tweet and joking about needing a needy girlfriend to "boost her ego". Nutshell is all about feeling isolated and misunderstood while still being brutally honest about one's own flaws, which mirrors how they openly call themselves "completamente dementado" in a quoted tweet and talk about work, games, and depression in the same breath. The song’s somber but resilient tone matches the way they mix dark reflections with gaming and meme humor, like regretting life yet still grinding Tarkov raids and posting “Tarkov in space would be magical”.
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